A D-B Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 When you spend 45 minutes typing up the relevant excerpts from Horus Rising, Galaxy in Flames, the Reflection Crack'd, and Angel Exterminatus to win an argument about how good a fighter Lucius the Eternal is. (Not very). I! HAVE! NO! LIFE!!! You bear the burden, so others don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 When you legally change your surname to Aurelian..... True story Saa Aristotle Aurelian. http://i57.tinypic.com/ix61lg.jpg Edit- linking pic http://31.media.tumblr.com/0f3404d357a9deab99065aa58485f171/tumblr_mjivfqJtEI1s3deq9o2_400.gif http://yellowhammernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/shocked-spit-out-drink-o.gifhttp://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Bill-Hader-Spits-Drink-at-Kristen-Wiig-SNL.gif http://fredtheben.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/drinking1.gif http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/joffrey-lean-back-game-of-thrones.gif Ahem. . . . when you have zero interest in playing the tabletop game, and buy the rule books purely for the fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m_r_parker Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 When you've put together a shopping basket on the ForgeWorld website and find yourself saying "£120, and all done. Now I need an extra £130 to get free shipping - what could I do with more of?..." Then you find yourself at £350 saying "ooh, I forgot about that Contemptor. What arms should I get for it? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 When you've put together a shopping basket on the ForgeWorld website and find yourself saying "£120, and all done. Now I need an extra £130 to get free shipping - what could I do with more of?..." Then you find yourself at £350 saying "ooh, I forgot about that Contemptor. What arms should I get for it? " You obviously forgot the Titan Maniple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barabbas Sogalon Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you buy heavy bolters and lascannons from FW, only to chop them up to make rad missile launchers. When your sister says you've been doing more cleaning the last months than in the last two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relict Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you wish all the main Horus Heresy novels were in hardback format simply so that you could have the full collection to read again and again in the future... When you buy the Forge World books for the lore alone. When you use Forge World's website's "wish list" feature as an aid to fantasize what Legion you would build next. When you start "typecasting" your friends. "So-and-so is so damned dour and practical. He would make a great Iron Warrior." :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon2027 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When the Ravens outside my window scream Isstvan V every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you start to visualise Morgan Freeman as Vulkan Freeman....... 'and thats why your now reading this passage in the silky soft tones of my legendary voice, like a twinky, like a twinky......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthamal Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you start to visualise Morgan Freeman as Vulkan Freeman....... 'and thats why your now reading this passage in the silky soft tones of my legendary voice, like a twinky, like a twinky......' I defy anyone to ready that last line in a voice other than Morgan Freeman's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you start to visualise Morgan Freeman as Vulkan Freeman....... 'and thats why your now reading this passage in the silky soft tones of my legendary voice, like a twinky, like a twinky......' I defy anyone to ready that last line in a voice other than Morgan Freeman's I read it in Nicholas Cage's. O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomanyprojects Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you introduce yourself, your girlfriend and your parents as 'Alpharius'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When the idea of a wedding and kids makes you go "HORUS HERESY THEMED DRESS UP PARTIES!!!" If you were granted 3 wishes they are: -I wish I was an astrates legionary in the great crusade destined to only fall on terra -I wish to see the atrocities of istvaan through to the shadow war Sarum and terra. -I wish to be in the livery of the XIIth legion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrk Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you're willing to buy your Legion specific stuff even though it doesn't fit the fluff of your company or even make sense for the Terran members of the legion *cough* RG Contemptor *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Angel Scout Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 When looking at possible mortgage allowances and thinking if that would be enough to build the Legion....to be fair would probably paid it off before FW release the Angel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helterskelter Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 You cut the end of your thumb off and think, well a night lord couldn't have done it better, khorne wil be pleased with the 6 hours of bleeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffJedi Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 When you regularly can feel your Choler rising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon2027 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Brother your humors are out of line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 When you regularly can feel your Choler rising. Actually I'm very melancholic thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Kravin Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 When pretty much any piece of history anywhere you go is either familiar to you because it's like something from the Heresy OR you decide, "When my dream comes true and I get to be a BL author, I'm going to incorporate an element of that into my Heresy writings." Seriously, try going somewhere like Rome and listening to all the talk about emperors and consuls, forging an empire, unity, civil war and insurrection and NOT thinking of the Heresy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 When pretty much any piece of history anywhere you go is either familiar to you because it's like something from the Heresy OR you decide, "When my dream comes true and I get to be a BL author, I'm going to incorporate an element of that into my Heresy writings." Seriously, try going somewhere like Rome and listening to all the talk about emperors and consuls, forging an empire, unity, civil war and insurrection and NOT thinking of the Heresy. When your history teacher talks about the praetors of Rome.... And you're tempted to ask if they carried a thunder hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 When pretty much any piece of history anywhere you go is either familiar to you because it's like something from the Heresy OR you decide, "When my dream comes true and I get to be a BL author, I'm going to incorporate an element of that into my Heresy writings." Seriously, try going somewhere like Rome and listening to all the talk about emperors and consuls, forging an empire, unity, civil war and insurrection and NOT thinking of the Heresy. When your history teacher talks about the praetors of Rome.... And you're tempted to ask if they carried a thunder hammer When people are talking about civil insurrections and you shout out "was there a man named Erebus in the vicinity" and everything goes quiet. God I love this heresy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyaenidae Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're in the midst of building a Siege of Terra army, and then you start a Unification era army and a Scouring army, just to make sure you've covered all your bases. And you plan to kill every character off Thought I'd add that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyaenidae Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Well, yeah. I'm a morbid sonovagun, that goes without saying. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 That's how you know your a heresy junkie ;) Also when if given the ultimatum it's me or the models you know you'd pick the resin without a second thought ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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