Max_Dammit Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Yeah the wolfpriests stopt using the Betcher's Gland, The empire was calling it mutation. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1690227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate King Atomsk Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Leethal, that was excellent. Marine: Would you like a non-alcoholic beverage? Russ: No, get out of my face. *sings* One is the loneliest numberrrrr* :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1690253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Scalphunter Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Russ: Dude, can we get a beer around here on something? Marine: No, it's St. Aluemanasntsplashsest's Day Feast, no alcohol allowed... Russ: Smurf? Marine: Unfortunately so, m'lord. Russ: *drops to his knees and extends arms toward sky* GUILLIMAN! YOU DIRTY SACK OF GROX-DUNG, YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DARN IT, DARN IT ALL TO HELL! Marine: Quite theatrical m'lord. Russ: Really, you think it's good? Marine: Yes m'lord, I think you could win Miss Commor... I mean Master Commoragh! I swear it was a slip of my tongue! Pleas- AIIIII! *sound of Mjolnir going through Marine* Russ: hmm... *examines Marine* hey, this is an Alpha Legionnaire! And now the plot thickens eh Blood Claws? :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1690431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanisD Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 DADDY!!! You finally came home! Did you remember to pick up the smokes and brewskies? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1690461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacefrisian Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Russ: its me Russ You: yeah yeah don't Rush me. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyInDeath Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Oh hello Mr Russ. If you could please take this cup, there's a room back there reserved for you: there's some magazines and videos to help you out. Just fill the cup as much as you can, and again, we appreciate you donating geneseed! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf89 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Oh hello Mr Russ. If you could please take this cup, there's a room back there reserved for you: there's some magazines and videos to help you out. Just fill the cup as much as you can, and again, we appreciate you donating geneseed! hehe. ^_^ "Yay! Russ is back, oh wait, there goes our insurance money :blink: " Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Richard Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Russ: <bangs on door of great hall> Open UP! mechanical voice: Hello and welcome the to the Great Hall of Leman Russ and the Space Wolfs, Please enter your password. Russ: <Bangs on door harder> Password?! mv: I am sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password. Russ: I'M RUSS! OPEN NOW!!! mv: I'm sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password. Russ: <calms for a moment -Enters name on key pad> mv: I'm sorry that user name is already taken. Would you like to try LRuss2938? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widowmaker Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 "Seriously? I thought you'd be bigger" Widowmaker Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Wolf Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Russ: <bangs on door of great hall> Open UP! mechanical voice: Hello and welcome the to the Great Hall of Leman Russ and the Space Wolfs, Please enter your password. Russ: <Bangs on door harder> Password?! mv: I am sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password. Russ: I'M RUSS! OPEN NOW!!! mv: I'm sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password. Russ: <calms for a moment -Enters name on key pad> mv: I'm sorry that user name is already taken. Would you like to try LRuss2938? That's funny. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1691277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 #1 pppft... your fashion statement is so rouge trader :) keeping it old school huh? #2 huh? who the heck are you?! you don't look anything like your pictures from 2nd edition?! #3 Bjorn is on a time-out right now, I think he's gonna be pissed at you for leaving him! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1997439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Wow lead-feat.... kinda short arent you? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1997460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragner Blackmane Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 "WOW, that was a long game of hide and seek, but I finally found you." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1997538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Guard Nostromo Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 'We re-mortaged the Fang twice, but in the end had to get a lodger. Come and meet the new resident... He's very clean and rinses the shower out. Aah, here he is now... Leman Russ meet Magnus the Red!' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1997544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Master Tyrak Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 "Welcome back to the Imperium! While you were away, eveyone decided you should get a free seat on the High Lords if you came back - now you get to deal with those whingers all day while Logan runs the Chapter for you!" *Slams door in Russ' face* Oddly enough, that's one's true. ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serphanel Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Hey Russy boy long time no see! Where'd you go? Why? Did you have a good holiday? Sorry no can come to the gates right now please try again later! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outside Enemy Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 "Magnus called... he wants his $5 back" "Aren't you a little short for a Primarch?" "Seriously man... being raised by wolves is so M30" (is this my first post? if so, yo) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn the Fell-Handed Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I think just calling our Primarch "dude" is one thing ahahahaha :P Nah Russ is cool like that, right Bjorn the Fell-Handed? *Bjorn steps out of shadow* Yeah dude, he's cool, now where's mah beer? :D hey slacker, where the hell is mah beer!!! Ive been waiting for several thousand years!!!! You call this Service *DCCW's Bran in the face* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Russ doesnt have a DCCW.... but it would probly feel like it. *sighs*. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyInDeath Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ::Russ rings door bell, intercom bursts to life:: "Who is it?" -It's Russ, open the hell up! "I'm sorry, I cant come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, i might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absenses." -Whoever this is, you're in big trouble. OPEN UP!!! "You can reach my parents at their places of employment....Have a nice day..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1998859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn the Fell-Handed Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Russ doesnt have a DCCW.... but it would probly feel like it. *sighs*. Bjorn the fell handed does...... and damn would that hurt when He smacks Russ in the face for persuing totty back into the webway without him :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1999693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saphius Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ::Russ rings door bell, intercom bursts to life:: "Who is it?" -It's Russ, open the hell up! "I'm sorry, I cant come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, i might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absenses." -Whoever this is, you're in big trouble. OPEN UP!!! "You can reach my parents at their places of employment....Have a nice day..." Haha best one. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-1999725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
slmellon Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I know im a little late for posting but, why not... pay your 10000 year old tab first, with interest find what you were looking for? is your little tantrum over? And Then? And Then? AND THEN!!!!? WWWWWWAAAASSSSSSUUUPPPPP!!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-2078632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growler67 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 "So ummmmmm..............What's with the hair?" "Can I see some Identification? Please." "So where you from?" or "So where've you been?" "Visited with Morkai lately?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-2078646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrathnar Flintfang Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 "Hail great Primarc! We have already taken the liberty of putting your things away for you. I hope you don't mind that I used that fruit you brought back for my special ambrosia salad.... oh.... crap....' "So... Have any slides of your trip?" 'Yeah, nobody is here. Its the annual Fenris Anime convention. Attendance is manditory and the only costume we have left is Tifa" "Apparenlty everyone decided to paint their armor blue to be more like Ultramarines" "Um... we haven't been to war in a while. Everyones been prepping for the Warmachine Tournament" "Sir, I regret to inform you that while you were gone, someone scratched your Tyr CDs" "You remember that book your brother was writing? It is selling better than expected" "You think YOUVE had it rough?" "Yeah apparently the only way to save your father is to kill his body and have him re-incarnate as a god within the warp. Good luck with that." "I regret to inform you, your brothers all went out like punks." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/145713-things-you-dontnever-say-to-leman-russ-when-he-returns/page/2/#findComment-2078924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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