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Things you DONT/NEVER say to Leman Russ when he returns...


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Russ: Dude, can we get a beer around here on something?

 

Marine: No, it's St. Aluemanasntsplashsest's Day Feast, no alcohol allowed...

 

Russ: Smurf?

 

Marine: Unfortunately so, m'lord.

 

Russ: *drops to his knees and extends arms toward sky* GUILLIMAN! YOU DIRTY SACK OF GROX-DUNG, YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DARN IT, DARN IT ALL TO HELL!

 

Marine: Quite theatrical m'lord.

 

Russ: Really, you think it's good?

 

Marine: Yes m'lord, I think you could win Miss Commor... I mean Master Commoragh! I swear it was a slip of my tongue! Pleas- AIIIII! *sound of Mjolnir going through Marine*

 

Russ: hmm... *examines Marine* hey, this is an Alpha Legionnaire!

 

And now the plot thickens eh Blood Claws? :D

Oh hello Mr Russ. If you could please take this cup, there's a room back there reserved for you: there's some magazines and videos to help you out. Just fill the cup as much as you can, and again, we appreciate you donating geneseed!
Oh hello Mr Russ. If you could please take this cup, there's a room back there reserved for you: there's some magazines and videos to help you out. Just fill the cup as much as you can, and again, we appreciate you donating geneseed!

 

hehe. ^_^

 

"Yay! Russ is back, oh wait, there goes our insurance money :blink: "

Russ: <bangs on door of great hall> Open UP!

 

mechanical voice: Hello and welcome the to the Great Hall of Leman Russ and the Space Wolfs, Please enter your password.

 

Russ: <Bangs on door harder> Password?!

 

mv: I am sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password.

 

Russ: I'M RUSS! OPEN NOW!!!

 

mv: I'm sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password.

 

Russ: <calms for a moment -Enters name on key pad>

 

mv: I'm sorry that user name is already taken. Would you like to try LRuss2938?

Russ: <bangs on door of great hall> Open UP!

 

mechanical voice: Hello and welcome the to the Great Hall of Leman Russ and the Space Wolfs, Please enter your password.

 

Russ: <Bangs on door harder> Password?!

 

mv: I am sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password.

 

Russ: I'M RUSS! OPEN NOW!!!

 

mv: I'm sorry that password is not recognized, please enter your password.

 

Russ: <calms for a moment -Enters name on key pad>

 

mv: I'm sorry that user name is already taken. Would you like to try LRuss2938?

 

That's funny.

  • 8 months later...

#1 pppft... your fashion statement is so rouge trader :) keeping it old school huh?

 

#2 huh? who the heck are you?! you don't look anything like your pictures from 2nd edition?!

 

#3 Bjorn is on a time-out right now, I think he's gonna be pissed at you for leaving him!

"Welcome back to the Imperium! While you were away, eveyone decided you should get a free seat on the High Lords if you came back - now you get to deal with those whingers all day while Logan runs the Chapter for you!" *Slams door in Russ' face*

 

Oddly enough, that's one's true. ;)

I think just calling our Primarch "dude" is one thing ahahahaha :P

 

Nah Russ is cool like that, right Bjorn the Fell-Handed?

 

*Bjorn steps out of shadow*

 

Yeah dude, he's cool, now where's mah beer?

 

:D

hey slacker, where the hell is mah beer!!!

 

Ive been waiting for several thousand years!!!! You call this Service

 

*DCCW's Bran in the face*

::Russ rings door bell, intercom bursts to life::

 

"Who is it?"

-It's Russ, open the hell up!

 

"I'm sorry, I cant come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, i might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absenses."

-Whoever this is, you're in big trouble. OPEN UP!!!

 

"You can reach my parents at their places of employment....Have a nice day..."

Russ doesnt have a DCCW.... but it would probly feel like it. *sighs*.

Bjorn the fell handed does...... and damn would that hurt when He smacks Russ in the face for persuing totty back into the webway without him :D

::Russ rings door bell, intercom bursts to life::

 

"Who is it?"

-It's Russ, open the hell up!

 

"I'm sorry, I cant come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, i might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absenses."

-Whoever this is, you're in big trouble. OPEN UP!!!

 

"You can reach my parents at their places of employment....Have a nice day..."

 

Haha best one.

  • 2 months later...

I know im a little late for posting but, why not...

 

pay your 10000 year old tab first, with interest

 

find what you were looking for?

 

is your little tantrum over?

 

And Then? And Then? AND THEN!!!!?

 

WWWWWWAAAASSSSSSUUUPPPPP!!!!!

"Hail great Primarc! We have already taken the liberty of putting your things away for you. I hope you don't mind that I used that fruit you brought back for my special ambrosia salad.... oh.... crap....'

 

"So... Have any slides of your trip?"

 

'Yeah, nobody is here. Its the annual Fenris Anime convention. Attendance is manditory and the only costume we have left is Tifa"

 

"Apparenlty everyone decided to paint their armor blue to be more like Ultramarines"

 

 

"Um... we haven't been to war in a while. Everyones been prepping for the Warmachine Tournament"

 

"Sir, I regret to inform you that while you were gone, someone scratched your Tyr CDs"

 

"You remember that book your brother was writing? It is selling better than expected"

 

"You think YOUVE had it rough?"

 

"Yeah apparently the only way to save your father is to kill his body and have him re-incarnate as a god within the warp. Good luck with that."

 

"I regret to inform you, your brothers all went out like punks."

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