Bearboy Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ok just imagine when the new codex comes out and your reading through the background section, what could be the worst stuffup GW does? Like how Codex:Ultra/Spacemarines says the Ultramarines were as important as the Templars in the production of the LRC. Something along the lines of the space wolves were a second founding chapter of the Ultramarines :P Or that Russ lost the drinking competition with the Emperor :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haakon_Stormbrow Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 wasn't it an eating competition? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewolfmxc Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 the answer to the topic would be : "According to the Newest SW codex , SW never existed and are actually Squats , now the SW codex you are holding now is actually a new Squat codex" XD Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haakon_Stormbrow Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 the new space wolves codex is actually just a space marine codex with name changes, they were too lazy to do anything :angry: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearboy Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 Kaakon, there was a drinking AND eating competition. Can't drain your cellers without eating some venison. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Saying that we took credit for the predator annihilator but are to savage to have done it, and in fact stole the tank from the DA while saying it was our idea. Removing our ability to drop pod would be about as bad, maybe worse... because we only are on russ... cant fly, cant drop... russ wants us only on the ground. :P. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewolfmxc Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 i think Russ wouldn't have a problem with Dropping.........back in the days they still have to come in by air drops lol cant tell him to jump thought the atmosphere can we ? XD Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Oh no? They had teleporters and jump packs then to... but aparently he wasnt fond of them... or so the book claims. Personally I think theyre full of it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchb0x Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Oh no? They had teleporters and jump packs then to... but aparently he wasnt fond of them... or so the book claims. Personally I think theyre full of it. Well if you consider tech during that time, yeah i wouldn't want to use it either. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF4i Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ultramarines are actually the people who created the Emperor. Because of this, GW will commit another 500 pages of Codex to why Ultramarines epitomize everything that everything ever wants to be, even Orkz say, "Dat wuz da bestest blue fing evar! Me paint me blue now and live by book!" Space Wolves are actually Ultramarines that got the mange and rabies on some backwater planet called Fenris. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirnir Ragefang Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Space Wolves are actually Ultramarines that got the mange and rabies on some backwater planet called Fenris. So thats what i takes to make Ultrasmurfs cool :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1929970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfside Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 the venerable dreadnaught isn't actually all niced up because its venerable. its because when they go through their mid-mellenia crisis, they think about what they've done with their lives and what they have to show for it. then they go out to the porsche dealership and buy a shiny new sarcophagus, with everyone going, "Maaaaan, sweet tomb!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1930088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullr Direfang Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 the answer to the topic would be : "According to the Newest SW codex , SW never existed and are actually Squats , now the SW codex you are holding now is actually a new Squat codex" XD well now the squats will get pushed back another 10 years.... so the next time we see them will be sometime in 3050 IIRC. back to the OP: i could see big changes.... "the leman russ tank isn't named after russ... it's just a coincidence" "the space wolf colors have changes to a slightly off green color with gray trim." "the space wolves never go into battle with out wearing their dresses... i mean robes" "the space wolves hate close combat, and prefer bolters to chainswords." "the space wolves a strictly a reserves army.... the only reason the were used during the horus heresy was because the emperor was desperate." that's all i can think of now, but i am sure i can think of more given time Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1930315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfside Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 space wolves are all named ken and ryu, and are to be modelled in poses either resembling HABATCHA BATCHA BOOOGEN, SHOOOORRRYUUKEN or HAAADDDDOOOOOKEN Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1930323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Betrayed_Spacewolf Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 calgar taught logan everything he knows Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1930378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullr Direfang Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 calgar taught logan everything he knows nnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!! my heart just sunk.... they wouldn't go there.... they can't..... after all the good news i got today.... this is what you came up with.... i understand it is a joke but i mean good golden throne NO.... ahhh *proceeds to curl up in a ball in the corner, with a few kegs of ale* *weeps softly* downs one keg in a way that hasn't been seen since Russ left**weeps softly again* Edit: i have to say this has been one of the best thread s i have seen in a long time.... it really is making today(... at least the last 24 hours) one of the best in a long time for me... it's just the icing on the cake.... i mean the best ale in the brew hall... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/164087-gw-stuffups/#findComment-1930404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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