Megalodon Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 When did I become a Plague Marine? :P Well you are Plaguing this thread! -_- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well it can be hard to tell you know, though with such a Noble bearing Argon I figured you for a slaaneshi, or perhaps chaos undecided. In any case I fought a deathgaurd army a few weeks back... they werent bloated or anything! I actually felt a bit ripped off. Guy said they were "recent converts". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well it can be hard to tell you know, though with such a Noble bearing Argon I figured you for a slaaneshi, or perhaps chaos undecided. In any case I fought a deathgaurd army a few weeks back... they werent bloated or anything! I actually felt a bit ripped off. Guy said they were "recent converts". You figured correctly. I'm Chaos Undivided. I recognize that when you combine the powers of the Chaos Gods, we are unstoppable! Also, here's how to tell where a Chaos worshipper stands. As a general rule: If they're waving some kind of close combat weapon around and screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!", they're Khornate. If they're wearing almost nothing, they're Slanneshi. If they're bloated beyond what should be physically possible and smell like Gunner Jurgen, they're Nurglish. And if they're slightly more mutated than usual, pre-occupied reading something, and blasting you with sorcerous powers, they're most likely Tzeenchian. It's really not that hard. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fang head Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Didn't I just shoot you? FREEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!! BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that'll do the trick. Lascannon and Autocannon. Now, BACK TO THE EYE WITH THINE SELF!!! Don't make me get the 12-gauge of Russ... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryzouken Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Also, here's how to tell where a Chaos worshipper stands. As a general rule: If they're waving some kind of close combat weapon around and screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!", they're Khornate. If they're wearing almost nothing, they're Slanneshi. If they're bloated beyond what should be physically possible and smell like Gunner Jurgen, they're Nurglish. And if they're slightly more mutated than usual, pre-occupied reading something, and blasting you with sorcerous powers, they're most likely Tzeenchian. It's really not that hard. So that makes you... Loyalist? I'm confused ;) Wait, what are you wearing behind that keyboard? You might be Slaaneshi... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Didn't I just shoot you? FREEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!! BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that'll do the trick. Lascannon and Autocannon. Now, BACK TO THE EYE WITH THINE SELF!!! Don't make me get the 12-gauge of Russ... Hey, on a diffrent forum I was tank shocked by a Macharius (although the damn fool driving it forgot to yell "TANK SHOCK!" ;) ), and was later shot out of the cannon of a Leman Russ Executioner. So yeah. On a somewhat related subject, never ask the local Imerial Guard regiment where one can find the local Chaos cult. Also, I was in the process of leaving when you shot me. So you really brought this upon yourselves. Also, here's how to tell where a Chaos worshipper stands. As a general rule: If they're waving some kind of close combat weapon around and screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!", they're Khornate. If they're wearing almost nothing, they're Slanneshi. If they're bloated beyond what should be physically possible and smell like Gunner Jurgen, they're Nurglish. And if they're slightly more mutated than usual, pre-occupied reading something, and blasting you with sorcerous powers, they're most likely Tzeenchian. It's really not that hard. So that makes you... Loyalist? I'm confused <_< Wait, what are you wearing behind that keyboard? You might be Slaaneshi... I'm not Slanneshi. I'm Chaos Undivided. I said so three posts ago Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkapostle222 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well it can be hard to tell you know, though with such a Noble bearing Argon I figured you for a slaaneshi, or perhaps chaos undecided. It's UndIVIDED! Chaos UNDIVIDED!!! Why can't you loyalists EVER get it right?!?! I swear, I- *goes into 12 hour monolouge about how ignorant loyalists are and why chaos in the only true answer* You guys asked for it! ;) <_< Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyson_Vore Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I know this may be a little off track, but does the Pup have any news of Progress? He seems to have grown a little quiet. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkapostle222 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 He won't be coming back. This thread has been offically hi-jacked by chaos Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Scalphunter Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 *stomps one TDA Powerfoot onto the head of squishy Chaos-lover Argon, then turns to my faithful -Sock caddy Schmee* Hmm... I'll take the 9-Iron ES for this one. *takes several practice swings with the ES before lining up the shot* Begone foul Heretic! To the Warp with ye and quit plaguing our recruits with thine lies! *combination Powerfoot kick/hole-in-one with ES and PF into the Eye* Problem solved lads. ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 He won't be coming back. This thread has been offically hi-jacked by chaos Wait, what is this "officially"? We hijacked it a while ago. See, the sad thing here is we're not even Thousand Sons. We're both Word Bearers. You guys have some really sloppy security here. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 That's okay Argon. We have trained our Fenrisian Wolves to view red armor as fire hydrants. Considering they stand shoulder high, you may need to take a trip through the local pow'r-wash on your way home.......... :mellow: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 That's okay Argon. We have trained our Fenrisian Wolves to view red armor as fire hydrants. Considering they stand shoulder high, you may need to take a trip through the local pow'r-wash on your way home.......... :D So let's see here...That means Marines of the Angels Encarmine, Angels of Fire, Angels Sanguine, Angels Vermillion, Apostles of Minthros, Astral Claws, Beasts of Annihlation, Black Wings, Blood Angels, Blood Drinkers, Blood Ravens, Blood Swords, Brazen Claws, Company of Misery, Crimson Guard, Emperor's Hawks, Exorcists, Fire Lords, Flesh Eaters, Flesh Tearers, Genesis Chapter, Howling Griffons, Imperial Talons, Iron Lords, Knights of Blood, Marines Exemplar, Oracles of Change, Rampagers, Red Hunters, Red Leigon, Red Talons, Red Templars, Red Wolves, The Sanctified, Skull Takers, Sons of Orar, Storm Lords, Word Bearers and World Eaters all try to avoid you, right? ;) Just to be helpful, I put all the Renegades/Traitors in italics. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1975982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I should have been more clear, GUESTS get the secret password and good food. Others, well............ :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkapostle222 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 He won't be coming back. This thread has been offically hi-jacked by chaos See, the sad thing here is we're not even Thousand Sons. We're both Word Bearers. You guys have some really sloppy security here. Quite sloppy. I literaly walked in through the front door. The 3 grey hunters and 4 blood claws guarding it had drunken themselves unconcious. You guys need to work on that or you'll be up to your fangs in Alpha Legionnares, and believe me, much like squigs, grots, and nurglings, they are a pain to get rid of. :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryzouken Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Just means we got a good scrap waiting fer us when we get home after a long day cleansing you traitor scum or a neat warm-up before breakfast. Sides, we might need to make an addition to the Fang in the future (no doubt to hold all the new Blood Claws the new dex will bring) and dead bodies make good mortar. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 *stomps one TDA Powerfoot onto the head of squishy Chaos-lover Argon, then turns to my faithful -Sock caddy Schmee* Hmm... I'll take the 9-Iron ES for this one. *takes several practice swings with the ES before lining up the shot* Begone foul Heretic! To the Warp with ye and quit plaguing our recruits with thine lies! *combination Powerfoot kick/hole-in-one with ES and PF into the Eye* Problem solved lads. You know, the last ork we had in here also had a powerboot... interesting. Your not a bigmek are you? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryzouken Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Silly, he took it *off* the Mek. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 He won't be coming back. This thread has been offically hi-jacked by chaos See, the sad thing here is we're not even Thousand Sons. We're both Word Bearers. You guys have some really sloppy security here. Quite sloppy. I literaly walked in through the front door. The 3 grey hunters and 4 blood claws guarding it had drunken themselves unconcious. You guys need to work on that or you'll be up to your fangs in Alpha Legionnares, and believe me, much like squigs, grots, and nurglings, they are a pain to get rid of. :lol: So true. They're like roaches. Just means we got a good scrap waiting fer us when we get home after a long day cleansing you traitor scum or a neat warm-up before breakfast. Sides, we might need to make an addition to the Fang in the future (no doubt to hold all the new Blood Claws the new dex will bring) and dead bodies make good mortar. I can give you the recipe for a great blood-mortar. I reccomend using the blood of Imperial citizens. Adds a certain quality to it ^_^ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Scalphunter Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 *stomps one TDA Powerfoot onto the head of squishy Chaos-lover Argon, then turns to my faithful -Sock caddy Schmee* Hmm... I'll take the 9-Iron ES for this one. *takes several practice swings with the ES before lining up the shot* Begone foul Heretic! To the Warp with ye and quit plaguing our recruits with thine lies! *combination Powerfoot kick/hole-in-one with ES and PF into the Eye* Problem solved lads. ;) You know, the last ork we had in here also had a powerboot... interesting. Your not a bigmek are you? Urmm... well... bout dat.. I plead da Fiff! :ph34r: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Well, we found out how Argon got in here. Seems he IS a follower of Slaanesh, was off duty, and decided to be comfy..... While our bouncers were trying to figure out just WHAT it was, he slipped in...... http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/K.../hairyfairy.jpg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Bjoern Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 *stomps one TDA Powerfoot onto the head of squishy Chaos-lover Argon, then turns to my faithful -Sock caddy Schmee* Hmm... I'll take the 9-Iron ES for this one. *takes several practice swings with the ES before lining up the shot* Begone foul Heretic! To the Warp with ye and quit plaguing our recruits with thine lies! *combination Powerfoot kick/hole-in-one with ES and PF into the Eye* Problem solved lads. You know, the last ork we had in here also had a powerboot... interesting. Your not a bigmek are you? Urmm... well... bout dat.. I plead da Fiff! Hey Bran, we should try it with the good ol´ Tagteam tactic. You with the ES and i with the Ragnaroksock. That should work. :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Wolf Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 That's okay Argon. We have trained our Fenrisian Wolves to view red armor as fire hydrants. Considering they stand shoulder high, you may need to take a trip through the local pow'r-wash on your way home.......... :) So let's see here...That means Marines of the Angels Encarmine, Angels of Fire, Angels Sanguine, Angels Vermillion, Apostles of Minthros, Astral Claws, Beasts of Annihlation, Black Wings, Blood Angels, Blood Drinkers, Blood Ravens, Blood Swords, Brazen Claws, Company of Misery, Crimson Guard, Emperor's Hawks, Exorcists, Fire Lords, Flesh Eaters, Flesh Tearers, Genesis Chapter, Howling Griffons, Imperial Talons, Iron Lords, Knights of Blood, Marines Exemplar, Oracles of Change, Rampagers, Red Hunters, Red Leigon, Red Talons, Red Templars, Red Wolves, The Sanctified, Skull Takers, Sons of Orar, Storm Lords, Word Bearers and World Eaters all try to avoid you, right? ;) Just to be helpful, I put all the Renegades/Traitors in italics. And to answer your question: yes, they are all fire hydrants to us :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 *stomps one TDA Powerfoot onto the head of squishy Chaos-lover Argon, then turns to my faithful -Sock caddy Schmee* Hmm... I'll take the 9-Iron ES for this one. *takes several practice swings with the ES before lining up the shot* Begone foul Heretic! To the Warp with ye and quit plaguing our recruits with thine lies! *combination Powerfoot kick/hole-in-one with ES and PF into the Eye* Problem solved lads. ;) You know, the last ork we had in here also had a powerboot... interesting. Your not a bigmek are you? Urmm... well... bout dat.. I plead da Fiff! ;) Hmmm.....intresting...... *calls up Ordo Xenos* Well, we found out how Argon got in here. Seems he IS a follower of Slaanesh, was off duty, and decided to be comfy.....While our bouncers were trying to figure out just WHAT it was, he slipped in...... http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/K.../hairyfairy.jpg :) :o :) That....that's just wrong. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bran Scalphunter Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Dem zogger'z ain't got nuffin' on me! I'ze da Genurul uv da Green Buh-Rayz, dey couldn't catch me if I wuz standin' ded in front uv 'em! Besidez, I got da 'ole Fang an all da Wulves ter protect me, cuz I'm dat proppa. And da Wulves iz proppa, so proppa dat da Inkwizition wouldn't try nuffin' 'ere! WAAAGH! da Wulvez! WAAAGH! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/167223-wolf-pup-emerges-from-the-den/page/3/#findComment-1976911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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