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Wow.....I thought your security for sloppy for just letting us Word Bearers in here....

 

But an Ork that has been pretending to be one of you? Tisk, Tisk...Its a wonder how the Imperium has survived this long...

 

Oh and you'll want to get rid of him quickly before every single Ordo Xeno and Ordo Hereticus Inquistor, Stormtrooper, SoB, and Deathwatch marine is on you guys like blood on Khârn

Wow.....I thought your security for sloppy for just letting us Word Bearers in here....

 

But an Ork that has been pretending to be one of you? Tisk, Tisk...Its a wonder how the Imperium has survived this long...

 

Oh and you'll want to get rid of him quickly before every single Ordo Xeno and Ordo Hereticus Inquistor, Stormtrooper, SoB, and Deathwatch marine is on you guys like blood on Khârn

 

Like flies on a plague marine

Like Iron Warriors on an intact fortress

Like Inquisitors on heresy.

 

I could go on all day :D .

 

 

Sigh... *loads the autocannon with tranquilizer rounds*

 

Need me a Long Fang for some "long distance precision delivery!"

 

Autocannon....tranquilizer rounds......

 

Time to get me a cover save B) .

Dey all know bout me. I iz just so proppa dat dey can't do nuffin bout me. Besidez, da Wulvez like me 'ere in da Fang, right boyz? *cheerz of BLud Clawz an Grey 'untas is 'eard everywhere* Yer, dey like me alot. I fink it 'as sumfing ter do wiv me wearin' dis Kommissar 'at. It'z ded proppa an Blud Axe like.
Dey all know bout me. I iz just so proppa dat dey can't do nuffin bout me. Besidez, da Wulvez like me 'ere in da Fang, right boyz? *cheerz of BLud Clawz an Grey 'untas is 'eard everywhere* Yer, dey like me alot. I fink it 'as sumfing ter do wiv me wearin' dis Kommissar 'at. It'z ded proppa an Blud Axe like.

Plus, his grots keep the buffalo wings coming........

Dey all know bout me. I iz just so proppa dat dey can't do nuffin bout me. Besidez, da Wulvez like me 'ere in da Fang, right boyz? *cheerz of BLud Clawz an Grey 'untas is 'eard everywhere* Yer, dey like me alot. I fink it 'as sumfing ter do wiv me wearin' dis Kommissar 'at. It'z ded proppa an Blud Axe like.

 

Wow. That's disturbingly heretical.

 

No wonder you gits hate the Inquisition.

Wow.....I thought your security for sloppy for just letting us Word Bearers in here....

 

But an Ork that has been pretending to be one of you? Tisk, Tisk...Its a wonder how the Imperium has survived this long...

 

Oh and you'll want to get rid of him quickly before every single Ordo Xeno and Ordo Hereticus Inquistor, Stormtrooper, SoB, and Deathwatch marine is on you guys like blood on Khârn

What are you talking about? We had Mekboy for a long while without any trouble. Besides, he could make one mean pancake monster. ((Mostly depressed, actually, mean was left up to Rage-O))

chaos orks?????? what the HELL is going on in the fang!!! Russ would hang his head in shame!!!! Die all heretic scum!!!!! the smell of chaos can be eradicated with liberal amounts of burning prometheum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Finally, someone asks the obvious question!

 

Also, read my sig. It will give you the answer to your problem.

Wow.....I thought your security for sloppy for just letting us Word Bearers in here....

 

But an Ork that has been pretending to be one of you? Tisk, Tisk...Its a wonder how the Imperium has survived this long...

 

Oh and you'll want to get rid of him quickly before every single Ordo Xeno and Ordo Hereticus Inquistor, Stormtrooper, SoB, and Deathwatch marine is on you guys like blood on Khârn

What are you talking about? We had Mekboy for a long while without any trouble. Besides, he could make one mean pancake monster. ((Mostly depressed, actually, mean was left up to Rage-O))

*snorts* Inquisitors.... on fenris.....

 

We give them Ale, then we ship them home in a black bag, with an apology note and remark that they need to send someone who can stand the food next time.

* walks in and sniffs the air

 

Whats this smell of chaos and ork in here, By Russ, thats what happens when you give those bloodclaws a key to the fang, they forget to lock up.

 

You chaos types, here have an ale, stand over there and ill be right back. Walks over to the case on the wall marked "break in case of emergency property of depthcharge"

 

:D

As long as he can hold his ale ill tolerate him, but its your mess to clean up. :lol:

 

And it's not like you can whack him with a newspaper and rub his nose in it. He is an orc, he likes that type of thing. :lol:

 

That's Slaanesh yer thinking of. An Ork'll probably rip your arm off, beat you with it, then share a laugh with ya about that being a funny squabble.

 

And Max... you dare break the Sacred Glass of the Shotgun-Frost-Thunder Hammer (did I get the order right?)? :)

As long as he can hold his ale ill tolerate him, but its your mess to clean up. :D

 

And it's not like you can whack him with a newspaper and rub his nose in it. He is an orc, he likes that type of thing. :lol:

 

That's Slaanesh yer thinking of. An Ork'll probably rip your arm off, beat you with it, then share a laugh with ya about that being a funny squabble.

 

And Max... you dare break the Sacred Glass of the Shotgun-Frost-Thunder Hammer (did I get the order right?)? :o

 

Bran.... the whole sharing the laugh with you part kinda makes your argument invalid. But its ok, we dont expect alot from orky tactics... just the occaisional suprise.

As long as he can hold his ale ill tolerate him, but its your mess to clean up. :)

 

And it's not like you can whack him with a newspaper and rub his nose in it. He is an orc, he likes that type of thing. :)

 

That's Slaanesh yer thinking of. An Ork'll probably rip your arm off, beat you with it, then share a laugh with ya about that being a funny squabble.

 

Thats mostly Slaanesh you're thinking of. A true worshipper of Slaanesh would enjoy it, then give you an amused look and kill you in a way that caused as much pain as possible.

As long as he can hold his ale ill tolerate him, but its your mess to clean up. :)

 

And it's not like you can whack him with a newspaper and rub his nose in it. He is an orc, he likes that type of thing. :)

 

That's Slaanesh yer thinking of. An Ork'll probably rip your arm off, beat you with it, then share a laugh with ya about that being a funny squabble.

 

Thats mostly Slaanesh you're thinking of. A true worshipper of Slaanesh would enjoy it, then give you an amused look and kill you in a way that caused as much pain as possible.

à la cittling with a chainsword?

Okay brothers, I'll drag DarkApostle out from under the tables, and somebody get Argon and his pink tutu down from the rafters. WAITAMINNIT! Don't shoot him! He's over the new barrel of Wolfwhiz Ale!, Aw rats, there goes a perfectly good barrel of ale..........
Hey now, this is a family forum... atleast, it is as much as drunken were-wolves fighting demonic prostitues with crab claws can be anyways.

 

They're not prostitudes. Prostitudes "do" you before they kill you. Daemonettes just kill you.

 

 

 

Okay brothers, I'll drag DarkApostle out from under the tables, and somebody get Argon and his pink tutu down from the rafters. WAITAMINNIT! Don't shoot him! He's over the new barrel of Wolfwhiz Ale!, Aw rats, there goes a perfectly good barrel of ale..........

 

Just as planned...... ;) :)

 

Also, that was not a picture of me. That picture was simply meant to shock you long enough for me to get into The Fang.

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