Vassakov Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 *A tear in the delicate fabric of reality rips its way into existence, the crimson, pulsating portal glowing ominously* *Decoy steps out, shimmering silver power armor adorning his form, ripped and torn in a dozen places, blood spattered and dried over it.* *One hand grips the haft of a massive axe, easily as long as his torso, that glows blue-white with the power of the Warp, while his other hand hefts a mighty shield that may once have been painted dark green, but is now crudely slapped over with a deep, shadow grey paint.* *He sniffs at the air, looking around slowly.* ... Where's the whelp... *And he waits* :smacks decoy over the head with power tankard: Oy! Im right here behind ya! Have an ale. *Grabs Jonas, holds him for Decoy* Hey Decoy, welcome back to the Fang. Have a new chew toy to deal with... and some Ale, whilst we're here. :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 *blinks at the bop, chuffing indignantly. Inclines his head at Vass before kicking the whelp in the shin, taking the ale and taking a hearty swig.* Cheeky one, ain't he? No respect for elders and all that, like all the new ones? Best break this'n in too, aye? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyInDeath Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 He just takes is beating better than most whelps. ::swigs ale from power tankard:: And while he doesnt respect his elders, he doesnt really respect anyone. Salty is better than nuttin. ::tosses Decoy a Master-Crafted Power-Tankard:: See if you cant break him in where the rest of us have failed tho. Me? I'm nursing a hangover that Russ himself would be proud of (no, really, I actually am). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 :headbutts Vass and shrugs out of grip: Hehehe... Okay, enough with the ale swigging and on to the brawling! :swings at decoy: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Warhorse offers wager on next round of Wolf Whiz Ale that Vass keeps one of the new pup's ears for the head butt........ Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Tuditanus Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 *howls and tosses Jonas through the air and onto the dart board, and begins flinging any sharp implement he can at him* DARTS, LADS! FIRST TA MISS BUYS THE ENTIRE COMPANY ALE UNTIL THEY PASS OUT!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 :rips dartboard off wall and throws frisbee style at Tuditanus: FETCH FIDO! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 :Grabs Jonas and straps his hands together: Fight with that then! :Chucks him in the air,batting him with flat of his axe: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 :runs, headbutts firenze, knocking him over, then cuts bonds on broken beer bottle: Alright, that nuisance is dealt with. Now, where's my power tankard? Ah... :picks up tankard and drains it before tackling tuditanus: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverwolf Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 haha, the problem with brawling between Space Wolves... we're hard to beat up :lol: *Grabs Jonas by the scruff of the neck and tosses him through a table towards Decoy* Catch brother :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2053989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 :thinking quickly, snatches plate in midflight. lands on table in front of Decoy.: Hi! You ordered a rack of aurochs ribs? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Uh Decoy, that is one HOMELY waitress you got there.......... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewolfmxc Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I woke up from my drunk only to see the fight was still on , so i went to the bar waitress and start flirting with her while getting myself another jeer of Ale lol Aparently shes free tonight afterwork , so i asked her out and went back to the warp so i can dress up in my new dry cleaned power armor XD Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 Uh, Whitewolf, that was Firenze you were talking to, not the waitress... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewolfmxc Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Ive made a hugeeeeeeeee mistake lol Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vassakov Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 *Shakes head* Good grief, were we this rowdy when we were pups? ... On second thoughts, don't answer that one... And Warhorse, I wouldn't mutilate a fellow Son of Russ. Just give him a sound thrashing to show him how to treat his elders... *Cracks knuckles* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2054902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Allright Vass, I'll give it back to him so they can sew it back on........... eventually. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 What do I look like, an ork? :kick warhorse in the groin, snatches back ear: You do know severed items have to be put back on quickly? Unless of course your skin is green. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Think I ought to tell him he grabbed the wrong ear? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 Think I ought to tell him he grabbed the wrong ear? .....Ok, Ill bite, whose ear is it? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Ive made a hugeeeeeeeee mistake lol Yes you have :Bats him through the wall with the ale table: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Think I ought to tell him he grabbed the wrong ear? .....Ok, Ill bite, whose ear is it? I'm not sure, I won from Decoy on a wager......... bring me a fresh plate of ribs and I'll tell you all about it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Think I ought to tell him he grabbed the wrong ear? .....Ok, Ill bite, whose ear is it? I'm not sure, I won from Decoy on a wager......... bring me a fresh plate of ribs and I'll tell you all about it. Umm.... If it was decoy's im pretty sure i DONT want to here about it. I'll bring you a platter of my family recipe steaks if you give me my ear back. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2055664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Okay, here's the ear. Bring on the steaks! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2056657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 ok, new york strip/ribeye, adolf's steak tenderizer, sprinkle on kosher salt and black pepper. Prepare marinade in double bagged 1gallon ziplocks. liquid part is about 50/50 red cooking wine and red cooking wine vinegar, squirt of lemon juice, several squirts of worchestershiresauce, and a hefty dash of vodka. Solid part is 1/3 garlic, 1/3 kosher salt, 1/3 black pepper, couple table spoons each of paprika and mcormick citris grill mix. marinade 2 days, no more, no less. While grilling slather with mix of: melted stick of butter, salt, pepper, garlic. Cook to till good and pink througout. I'm eating some right now and its wonderful. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/173624-new-wolf-lord/page/3/#findComment-2056825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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