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A Brother of the fang is regailing us a wonderous tale HERE if you wish to have a gander. Otherwise feel free to spin a yarn of your own for us. The ale is a plenty here in the Fang so welcome by the fire in our Longhouse and stay as long as you like. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/tyggrr65/Gifs/cheers.gif
Give me the true drink of a Space Wolf.....

 

MEAD!

 

Need a little sweetness do we, darling, learn to drink with the sisters...

 

...hand me the storm wine, guaranteed to stop all Preomnor and Oolitic Kidney functions for the rest of the night.

 

Welcome EC!...

... "a bear the size of a Rhino", I've eaten bigger kroot.

A bear! Hah! That's nothing, I say, I remember the time Brother Stormi and Brother Ykal and I crashed with our Thunder Hawk. We walked for 5 days before we found a barbarian village, where we stole a wooden boat and began the long return to the fang.

Out on the sea, we faced off with a kraken and his tag along surfing ripper! After a fierce battle, where brother Ykal was claimed by the sea and brother Stormi lost an eye, we finally downed the beast! We used his body as a boat and hide as a sail to get back to the fang faster!

At our return, we put the kraken's cadaver on the southmost gate of the fang, where it still hangs today!

 

...

 

*drink*

*burp*

 

....

 

 

Yeah. Well. I guess a bit of friendly lying is ok at the Fang too? Haha, welcome back to the ranks brother, take your seat at the table, it's been missing your kegs of ale for too long.

Bah... Ignore Jonas, trying to be a Skald again *cuffs Jonas out a window with his thunder hammer and slides the returning brother a steaming plate or aurochs meat and ale*

 

Out the window?

Of THE FANG?? The highet mountain in the known imperium of man?

 

Poor Brother Jonas, he'll be older than Bjorn the Fellhanded himself by the time he hits the ground :)

Bah... Ignore Jonas, trying to be a Skald again *cuffs Jonas out a window with his thunder hammer and slides the returning brother a steaming plate or aurochs meat and ale*

 

Out the window?

Of THE FANG?? The highet mountain in the known imperium of man?

 

Poor Brother Jonas, he'll be older than Bjorn the Fellhanded himself by the time he hits the ground :)

 

If he makes a weather balloon and fills it up with the gobs of hot air his mouth expels he'll be back quicker than you'd like.

Bah... Ignore Jonas, trying to be a Skald again *cuffs Jonas out a window with his thunder hammer and slides the returning brother a steaming plate or aurochs meat and ale*

 

Out the window?

Of THE FANG?? The highet mountain in the known imperium of man?

 

Poor Brother Jonas, he'll be older than Bjorn the Fellhanded himself by the time he hits the ground :P

 

If he makes a weather balloon and fills it up with the gobs of hot air his mouth expels he'll be back quicker than you'd like.

 

:) ;) Maybe we should talk to the Iron Priests about an alternate power source for the thunderhawks!

 

Welcome brother, take a seat by the fire, grab an ale and regale us with your tales of GD Chicago.

About the Iron Priests, Brother Thorgrim... I am avoiding them... Apparently the hammer I borrowed to use is something of a relic to their order.. And apparently one isn't supposed to hook dreadnoughts to vats of ale, or modify your bolt pistol to shoot breaded pieces of aurochs haunch broiled in beer..

 

They said something about Machine Spirits and Testing, so I'll stay right here :lol:

 

Besides, I'm still a point behind on Whack-a-whelp... Can't let Warhorse win, or I owe him a meal, which means every scrap of valuables I have would be sold to satiate him!

*Looks out of the window alongside Warhorse while holding two ales, and shakes his head*

 

He bounces well for a blood claw that one and he has a good set of lungs considering we can stil hear his creative insults from up here.

 

*Hands ale to Warhorse and wanders back towards the bar*

:jumps back through the window from a landspeeder before turning and waving:

Thanks brothers! Now where was I? Oh yes, Tuditanus, actually several Iron Priests have asked me in for testing, but apparently the energy my hot air generates is nothing compared to the stuff they get following you around the halls. Been at the kroot sauce burritos again, have we?

Hey mate, if they make jump pack bloodclaws cheaper in the new 'dex, im buying at least to huge squads. I normaly play big shooty armies whose worst nightmare is two sqads of deepstriking assaulters keeping them busy while the rest of the wolves move up. So where's my jump pack?

 

Sorry, off topic. A toast! May our weapons, our foes, or our ale never run dry!

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