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Duce

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Here's why:

 

Regular marine smoke (and that of most other armies nowadays) is a synthetic compound that fills the area around the tank with an obscuring mist of sorts (to steal a term from a different game), which makes it harder to see where the vehicle is located. Thus, a 4+ chance that the shot simply misses its mark.

 

Dark Angels, on the other hand, release a pondorous cloud of incense laden with shame and suffering at being unforgiven. The sheer Emo "weight" of this cloud of smoke descends upon the rhino, engulfing it (and its crew) in feelings of self loathing and anger at their continual reminders of failure in the past. They immediately begin applying black eyeliner and listening to Fallout Boy. The vehicle gets hit just as often, but the black Hello Kitty tennis wristbands that the crew have just donned absorb impacts, thus making sure that hits cannot do as much damage--and thus are downgraded to glancing.

 

At least I think that's why. /wink

 

Cheers.

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