Master of Malfeasance is going to BoLScon

[Master Of Malfeasance X]

I will be at BOLScon swearing and throwing dice (okay, probably not) and spreading malfeasance like the plague (it's what I do). Any of you turkeys who are going to be there, I'm the angry 6'4" guy with the red and black CSM army. BoLScon is great, and so is 40k, but I will also be making an attempt at a surgical strike on 6th street while I'm there. For you guys who don't know the area, AND want to get out a bit, it contains all that is worthwhile in Austin (bars, women, massage parlors, and bad ASS restaurants) unless all you do is go to wonky indy coffee shops, indy record stores and hit on indy tattooed girls. If you are this second group, I hope I play against you and blast your emovers off your heads.

 

I might also have to go to the famous Kirby Lane Cafe. It may be the greatest structure ever erected by mankind for all of the sundry and amazing breakfast food it contains. If KLC were a person, it would need a wheelbarrow to carry it's balls around. It's open 24 four hours, the only way it could be cooler is if it had bazooms and was on fire.

 

See you there, suckers!

 

-THE Master of Malfeasance