Branek Icefang Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 "It..It was an Ambush Sir...We had no chance...He had a ThunderWolf with him!" That is so getting sigged! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2423290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical Cricket Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 After being wounded in battle, Pack Leader Steve goes to the Apothecary. The Apothecary, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Steve in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You've been hit by a poisoned bullet, and we are out of antidote. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live." Steve was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the Apothecary's office into the waiting room. There, he saw his best friend who had been waiting. Steve said, "Well my friend, we Space Wolves celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have been poisoned, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints." After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some Ultramarines who asked what the two were celebrating. Steve told them that the Space Wolves celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with a broken tailbone." The friends gave Steve their condolences, and they had a couple more beers. After his new-found friends left, Steve's friend leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Steve, I thought you said that you were dying from poison? You just told your friends that you were dying from a broken tailbone!" O'Malley said, "I am dying of poison. I just don't want any of them stealing my Thunder Wolf after I'm gone." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2423309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunningWolfFenris Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 "It..It was an Ambush Sir...We had no chance...He had a ThunderWolf with him!" That is so getting sigged! Damn, I was gonna sig that Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2423490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonslayer Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 After being wounded in battle, Pack Leader Steve goes to the Apothecary.The Apothecary, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Steve in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You've been hit by a poisoned bullet, and we are out of antidote. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live." Steve was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the Apothecary's office into the waiting room. There, he saw his best friend who had been waiting. Steve said, "Well my friend, we Space Wolves celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have been poisoned, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints." After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some Ultramarines who asked what the two were celebrating. Steve told them that the Space Wolves celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with a broken tailbone." The friends gave Steve their condolences, and they had a couple more beers. After his new-found friends left, Steve's friend leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Steve, I thought you said that you were dying from poison? You just told your friends that you were dying from a broken tailbone!" O'Malley said, "I am dying of poison. I just don't want any of them stealing my Thunder Wolf after I'm gone." I've never heard of these, what kind of witches are they Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2423753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azza007 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Will give it my best shot Somewhere deep in ths depths of the Rock, a bunch of dress wearers are reading through the new Codex: Space Wolves. Slowly the robes of white become brown, truly they are now the Scared Angels. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2424838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
morehardcore Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 "It..It was an Ambush Sir...We had no chance...He had a ThunderWolf with him!" lol that sounded alot like the orc jokes, warboss sent 40 orcs to kill a dawrf than 100 than 400 one comes back with no legs shouting "There were 2 of them" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2425259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 "It..It was an Ambush Sir...We had no chance...He had a ThunderWolf with him!" lol that sounded alot like the orc jokes, warboss sent 40 orcs to kill a dawrf than 100 than 400 one comes back with no legs shouting "There were 2 of them" well...the basis for that joke is older then I am...But generally it ends up being "there were two of them" but since this is supposed to be jokes about the new codex rather then just how generally awesome we Wolves are...I figured the Thunderwolf bit would get the point across just as well and fit in nicely. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2425278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Betrayed_Spacewolf Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 heres my attempt at humor http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/5/129202750264621221.jpg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2425463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I would totally do that. thats a bad ass tat right there. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2425528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Priest Ridcully Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Inquisitor Trainee: My lord, you have encountered Space Wolves before, please, tell me what are they like? Inquisitor Lord: Well, remember that old vid file you watched in the acadamy, you know the one, about the early Inquisition.. Torch hood, Torch food? Inquisitor Trainee:Torchwood, sir? IL:Yes, thats the one, and you know their Inquisitor lord? IT: Captain Jack? IL: Yes, thats the one, well each and every Space Wolf is like him, why do you think we don't send the Sisters of Battle in when the wolves are fighting alongside other marines, d** yaoi fangirls..... the fact the sisters "media" empire rivels that of the Dark Eldar is because of their exclusive film rights of Wolves meeting Dark Angels. (walks off muttering, whilst the trainee relises what most of the Astronomicon is. That one came from a very weird conversation in my LGS, we were discussing possible parodies. Next up Space wolf: Fetch boy! Throws codex astartes, Thunderwolf chases after, catchs it, tears it to shreads, brings soggy remains to Space Wolf. Space Wolf:Good Boy! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2454495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Really old, but maybe someone does not know it already. http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/12/9/68706_md-Humor,%20Space%20Wolves.jpg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2454510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotspur Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Commander Dante: *Sobbing like a baby while speaking w/ Bjorn the Fellhanded* Bjorn the Fell Handed: Don't worry Dante, your still the second oldest warrior in the Imperium... Commander Dante: I feel so...cheated...I'm going to go listen to "My Chemical Romance" and cry into my "Twilight: New Moon" pillow. Bjorn: .... You've got serious issues, brother. You may want to seek the help of a licensed clinical psychologist to take care of your depression issues and vampire fetish. I'm going to drink some ale and go back to bed. Dante: *Begins sobbing again* I want to be a venerable dreadnought!!! Where's my "Dashboard Confessional?!?!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2454603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Betrayed_Spacewolf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 well now lets see. an iron priest a wolf priest and a rune priest are gathered around a table in a bar each is discussing how the wolves should continue. the rune priest is all for a slightly more religious wolf context with the wolves returning to nature and stronger runic ties. the wolf priest believes that greater numbers with stronger pack members is ideal. the iron priest nods at both but stays silent in their debate and orders an expensive ale eventually the wolf priest and the rune priest debate becomes a more heated discussion as the mead flows each thinking they are correct in their belief. each party has some support to its claims. weve all seen the power of rune priests and their anti psyker defence the wolf priest however claims he knows best as he picks the new wolves and keeps them alive. so he obviously picks the better recruits. again the iron priest nods at both but stays silent and orders another more expensive ale now the rune priest and the wolf priest are really going at it.each begins to swear oaths at the others idea they get angrier and more stubborn. once again the iron priest nods and orders the most expensive drink the bar has the rune and wolf priest finally turn on the iron priest and demand to know why he is silent. the iron priest stands up out of his metal chair and walks to the closest armoury. there the the rune priest and the wolf priest notice all the extra suits of terminator armour, power armour, melta/plasma guns flamers and all the new toys they get to use. they see the abundance of cheap fire power they have. missiles lining the walls of the fang for miles and cyclone missile launchers to knock out a tyranid fleet. he astounds both of them with how wrong they are. you can have all the powers of the elements and the strength of the mountains and the numbers of the horde and only be as strong as the equipment you use. surely that must be the answer they both thought. when they are exiting the armoury the rune priest and wolf priest both thank the iron priest. they honour his intelligence with compliments at his wisdom. when asked why he didnt say something earlier the iron priest merely replied. i went for a walk as i didnt want to be left with the bar tab. you two idiots followed me without paying Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2454799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjabat Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 It is a sort of modified Joke, but here goes the blood angels 2nd company is showing off on Ball, when they come across a lone Grey hunter standing near a forest. Dante who is at the ceremony talks to one of the sergeants, and has him take his 10 assault marines over to see what is going on. The space wolf vanishes into the forest, and Dante hears a loud series of noises. The space wolf exits the forest alone, this time drinking some ale. Dante now sends two platoons of assault marines to go see whats up. the space wolf disappears again. once again there is a large amount of noise, and the Space wolf re-exits the forest. Dante, now seriously POed sends his sanguinary guard, and all of his remaining marines into the forest. Following a host of shouting, and chain-sword noises, one horribly injured Blood angel crawls out. Dante says "whats the matter, you guys couldn't handle one Space Wolf", to which the Blood Angel replies "it was a trick sir, there were two of them" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2456716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Corwin Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Some wolf scouts were in a trench when one of them had an idea. He says to the others "watch this". He calls out "Hey Fungus Breath". An ork stands up from another trench and says "yeah". BAM - the wolf scout shoots him through the head. Next night the scout tries it again. "Hey Fungus Breath". Another ork rises up from his trench and says "yeah". BAM - he too is shot through the head. On the third night an ork says to his boys "Those space wolves think they are so smart. Well we orks' is smarter". He calls out "Hey Humie". A voice answers "Humie aint here, is that you Fungus Breath". "Yeah". BAM. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2456731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
army310 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 that was good duke Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2456736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 It is a sort of modified Joke, but here goes the blood angels 2nd company is showing off on Ball, when they come across a lone Grey hunter standing near a forest. Dante who is at the ceremony talks to one of the sergeants, and has him take his 10 assault marines over to see what is going on. The space wolf vanishes into the forest, and Dante hears a loud series of noises. The space wolf exits the forest alone, this time drinking some ale. Dante now sends two platoons of assault marines to go see whats up. the space wolf disappears again. once again there is a large amount of noise, and the Space wolf re-exits the forest. Dante, now seriously POed sends his sanguinary guard, and all of his remaining marines into the forest. Following a host of shouting, and chain-sword noises, one horribly injured Blood angel crawls out. Dante says "whats the matter, you guys couldn't handle one Space Wolf", to which the Blood Angel replies "it was a trick sir, there were two of them" Bit late there brother. I allready used that one a page ago. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2456775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjabat Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Bit late there brother. I allready used that one a page ago. ahh, whoops sorry bout that mate, I guess thats why you should always read all of the pages before posting your own, lol Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2456922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Bit late there brother. I allready used that one a page ago. ahh, whoops sorry bout that mate, I guess thats why you should always read all of the pages before posting your own, lol Lol no worries. Great minds thinking alike and all that. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2457112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjaco Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 A Blood Angel, a Wolf Brother, and a Sister of Battle walk into a bar.... Bartender looks up from his paper "Sorry folks, casting call for Twilight Trilogy was last week." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2457262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Oh dear Lord :D I couldn't help but laugh at that. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2457296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michaelus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 idea struck my head. Here goes: It was a dark night on some unnamed, unknown, undiscovered planet. The forest was so dense that not even thermal vision could break through. The Blood Angels and Dark Angels were there by some coincidence. Some say that Lukas tricks them to go to this planet. After their surprising confrontation, they suddenly sensed a presence near them, in the forest. They both sent in the first wave, consisting of no more than 30 Marines. All of a sudden, an extremely bright light shot through the sky. None returned. second wave. double the amount, but none returned. They saw the bright light again. "Alright, what the heck is going on?", asked Dante furiously. Probably due to a presence of a sanguinary priest nearby that gets him cranky and furious. "Don't know, don't care. Send in everything", said Belial. And so they did. This time, the light shot not only once, but twice. One of the Blood Angels returned while closing his eyes with his hands. His armor color completely faded away. "It was horrible! The horror! The pain!" "Report, brother!", said Dante impatiently. "It was the Space Wolves codex, sire! The shear amount of goodness blinds my eyes!" "Oh. I thought it was Edward..", said Belial. Yeah, its a bit like Requiem.. Sorry if I offended anyone! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2457875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Worry not. We here at the Fang are not that easy to offend at all lol. And if you do manage it,the easiest way to tell is when the ale mug gets flung at your head. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2458328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjaco Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Naaah, you know we are truely angered when the ale mug IS FULL when flung at your head. :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2458358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjabat Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Naaah, you know we are truely angered when the ale mug IS FULL when flung at your head. :) Haha, that made me laugh a lot!, Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/178116-more-jokes-from-the-greywolf/page/4/#findComment-2458368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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