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Somehow I doubt that :) . Having said that, a bribe of ale might work!

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

 

I'm sure he'll have a spare suit lurking somewhere. 'tis a tad of a shame though when looking at our regular bretheren and seeing them with those lovely storm shields but it'll be a way to ensure we don't get everything.

 

Looking forward to practising chain lightning! Shame they've told me not to turn my enemies into chickens.

Well someone around here said they wanted a copy of an old orc/k power but to turn thy enemies into cutesy little puppies, problem is a Fenrisian pup is probably still deadly.

 

You are probably right! A fenrisian pup is probably more deadly than either a chicken or a squig!

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

And who let the Blood Claws get hold of their assault cannon?

Oh yeah turns out I tested positive!

For psychic powers of course! (What do you think I meant?)

[Pulling decoy just out of reach with Servo arm]

 

Rabies actually. I thought there was a medical check up you had to go to.

 

Decoy, please? I need to get Jonas back. This time he fell down the crevasse and I want to throw him back down it personally.

Good fight, but I think you forgot something important (pries the top off of a keg and chugs it all), us blood claws stacked it over here, so that we could sneak some while you bunch were busy brawling.

 

And how did our brothers intro turn into a brawl?

 

Welcome and enjoy

No my rabies check up was rescheduled, they seem rather busy at the minute.

 

Hmmm. I wonder, could I turn water into ale? For that would be a feat. *Thinks intensely about this for a while and a Bloodthirster appears*

 

Dammit! Not again!

 

*Brandishes rune weapon menacingly*

 

You do know how dangerous this is, right?

 

*Bloodthirster backs into the corner and begins to cry*

 

Sorted, must really concentrate next time.

And how did our brothers intro turn into a brawl?

 

You would be surprised how often this happens ;) . Its our way of putting the Blood Claws though their paces and blowing off some steam in the Fangs ale halls.

 

*Seperates El Scotcho from his keg of Wolfmeister brew and chucks him in the general direction of the Bloodthirster*

 

No more ale for you, for a bit anyway! Mikal's new pet needs a chew toy!

 

*Settles down next to Warhorse to consume his keg and place bets on El Scotcho and the Bloodthirster*

 

Can you conjure a Thousand Son or Dark Angel and a keg of ale for me, Mikal? I need to sharpen my frost axe! :cuss

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

I shall try Brother! I think I might be getting the hand of this!

 

*Stares into the centre of the hall with a crazed look in my eye*

 

Something is coming through!

 

*Marneus Calgar of the Ultramarines appears sitting on a toilet wiping his backside with a copy of the Tactica Astartes whilst humming to himself. Slowly he realises he's not alone and looks insanely angry*

 

UH-OH!

Hmmm, this could prove problematic :D ! I think you need a bit more practice, Mikal, as you got the right colour but thats a sight even Nurgle would find offensive!

 

*Sigh* We could have some fun but send him back before we have to explain to Logan Grimnar why the Ultramarines are annoyed with us. Again.

 

I suppose we could run a Fenrisian lottery where we see what Mikal brings us next! Any takers? The winner gets several kegs of ale for the closest guess.

 

Try again, Mikal!

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

Right. This psyker thing is tricky, soon we'll have a zoo. I'm sorry Pa... Chapter Master Calgar, I could always send you back home? Wait better not risk it, never know where you may end up.

 

I think I'll try my hand at something simpler first. but to get me started I need some ale.

 

*Grabs a tankard and starts swigging*

So, you think I should remote shutdown his armour? And Jonas, Im confiscating that AC. until you earn the rank of Wolf Guard.

and that's still a long way to go pup;) although you'll make a great blood claw packleader with all the new pups coming

perhaps we shoudl consider giving jonas a powerfist, no?

I was promoted.

 

I was to do with the thing and the thing getting smashed then fixed by me. Why do you care, all you do is shout around and slap like a girl. Anyways I has to fix a Raider. It threw a track and lost a peice of the drivetrain.

perhaps we shoudl consider giving jonas a powerfist, no?

 

I agree Jonas would make a good pack leader for the Blood Claws. Congrats Jonas, you have been promoted!

 

There's enough holes in this ale hall as it is without giving Jonas a power fist. It would be like giving a kid an AC as a Christmas present......... Wait, we already did that :devil: . *Sigh* This is going to end in tears and spilt ale..........

 

*Observes Jonas destroying tables and ripping the tops of ale kegs, consuming the contents inside*

 

*Nudges Firenze* You'd better shut down his armour or the power fist before he gets to Logan and Ragnar's ale stash. I don't think even Jonas could withstand the anger of those two :P .

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

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