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Don't Inquisitors normally die after drinking our ale :lol: ? I would have thought they would pass out before us as we are Space Wolves after all! :P

 

Thank you, Ultramarine, for the ale but you need to bring more next time!

 

Cheers

 

Thorgrim

So if they normally die after having a few, then how did Bastalek Grimm survive to tell the Inquisition our stories and sagas?

 

And yes, Uriel Ventris and Pasanius are both badasses, but one of our brethren could have blown that fortress open in half the time, and would've been able to convince all of those other space marines he found to come back to the imperium. And he would have beaten the Daemonic Train and forced it to take him back to wherever he wanted to go.

 

Sorry I think all the ale floating around is starting to get to me. I think I'll have another.

Ah! to h**l White the inquisition they only come here to beg for"hic"!.... our help or pick a fight and now you tel me they want to steal my"hic"! i mien our ale to :cuss ! I love you smurf(hugs ultramarine)"hic"!...your my only.. ;) best friend... all four of you!!! :HQ: . What's that brother Bjorn, no I'm not "hic"! drunk <_< barf
If I recall we lost our last 2 Inquisitors after being stuffed into empty ale barrels and some of our more "enthusiastic" Blood Claws played "kick the can" with them.......

Ermm... Firenze started it! And one of them actually just got locked in the aviary with the other vultures. If you listen carefully you can still hear him cursing.

If I recall we lost our last 2 Inquisitors after being stuffed into empty ale barrels and some of our more "enthusiastic" Blood Claws played "kick the can" with them.......

Ermm... Firenze started it! And one of them actually just got locked in the aviary with the other vultures. If you listen carefully you can still hear him cursing.

WHAT?!?!? You're gonna poison the vultures! Get him out of there!

If I recall we lost our last 2 Inquisitors after being stuffed into empty ale barrels and some of our more "enthusiastic" Blood Claws played "kick the can" with them.......

Ermm... Firenze started it! And one of them actually just got locked in the aviary with the other vultures. If you listen carefully you can still hear him cursing.

WHAT?!?!? You're gonna poison the vultures! Get him out of there!

Righto, boss! The rune priests in training need a new target dummy for teleportation tricks anyway.

Jonas, what did you do to the ale barrel? It looks like you kicked it all the way down here from the aviary! Oh no, you didn't............

Well I had to put the bugger in somethin' boss! And he kept trying to zap me with this psyker thingy so kicking him was the only way to disrupt his focus. My actions had nothing to do with the fact its downhill from the aviary to here and a cursing inquisitor is entertaining.

Jonas, what did you do to the ale barrel? It looks like you kicked it all the way down here from the aviary! Oh no, you didn't............

Well I had to put the bugger in somethin' boss! And he kept trying to zap me with this psyker thingy so kicking him was the only way to disrupt his focus. My actions had nothing to do with the fact its downhill from the aviary to here and a cursing inquisitor is entertaining.

I'm not worried about that, it's the deposit on the barrel.

Does this mean you pups will get as hated as us blue boys?

 

If so you are more than welcome to shelter in our unusually calm part of the galaxy. :devil:

 

Good question, I feel we are already hearing cries of cheese but I see no hate, I see resentment from other army collectors who feel (quite rightly in my opinion) that we have enroached upon their character.

Looking over at my book case, I see the good old tome that was the 2nd ed Codex, next to the... I'll be nice.. pamphlet that was the 3rd ed codex.

 

It's nice to see a decent Wolf codex again, I can go back to my Wolf army while I wait 10 years for the Grey Knighst to be redone.

Does this mean you pups will get as hated as us blue boys?

 

If so you are more than welcome to shelter in our unusually calm part of the galaxy. :devil:

 

 

See, the ultramarines are actually alright guys. I reckon we could get a party or two out of them :lol:

Does this mean you pups will get as hated as us blue boys?

 

If so you are more than welcome to shelter in our unusually calm part of the galaxy. :D

 

 

See, the ultramarines are actually alright guys. I reckon we could get a party or two out of them :)

Yeah, but they'd always lose drinking contests.

Does this mean you pups will get as hated as us blue boys?

 

If so you are more than welcome to shelter in our unusually calm part of the galaxy. :D

 

 

See, the ultramarines are actually alright guys. I reckon we could get a party or two out of them :)

Yeah, but they'd always lose drinking contests.

 

I know but its cute of them to try :)

I met an angel in the pub yesterday...he appologised for not bringing anything to fight with, rescheduled for january and then sipped on something effeminate with his pimnky out....very odd bunch, but we'bve known that for years :)

 

~O

Welcome to the Fang and the great feasting hall of Russ Ultramarine, hope you'll enjoy your stay....while your at it, don't forget to try our famous Fangtwister and Wolfwhiz ale/mead and our other famous drinks too.... ;)

 

And to the rest of the lads/laddies, hoo boy, here we go again.... :P And I wouldn't be surprised if the Inquisition has/have always got their eyes on our drinks....I mean, who can resist TEH imperium's most famous drink? :lol:

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