Lord Howland Greywolf Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Came up with these during the apocolips game yesterday. Note: imagine BRIAN BLESSED reading this for the full effect. 1.Thou shalt not move an extra inch in thine movment phase. 2.Thou shalt not trim thin wolf brother's beard whilst he is sleeping. 3.Thou shalt not have bumber stickers which read: when the rhino is rocking, dont come a'knocking. 4.Neather shall they read: you're farseer is my other ride. 5.Thou shalt not put hair remover in thine lords shampoo. 6.Thou shalt not tempt the Blood Claws with a squeky toy. 7.Thou shalt not throw water on thine rune preist to see if he melts. 8.Nor shall he be waighed against a duck. Hope this cheers you guys up. Add more if you can think of any. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackJackal Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Blood Claws shall not ask Dreadnoughts, "So, how old are you?" Dreadnoughts shall not ask Bjorn the Fell Handed, "So, how old are YOU?" Thou shall not play fetch with the wulfen. Thou shall not follow the rune priest around thinking 'can you hear me now' repeatedly lest though wishes to meet Freki and Geri personally. Thou shall not refer to Lone Wolves as 'emo' Thou shall not ask Lukas the Trickster for any type of advice, ever... no, really don't. Thou shall not refer to Ragnar Blackmane as 'Rags" All I've got for now. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2155331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackJackal Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Thou shall not tell thy Wolf Lord, "Those chaos guys stole our ale" just because you think you can take a Khorne Berserker in a fist fight. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2155900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shall not hand a sign declaiming "If the rhino be a rockin, dont come a knockin". Thou shalt not put down the horn. You should know this rule already. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2155924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmk17 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shalt not toy with the great hall's servants, asking them for steamed vegetables and wine spritzers during feasts. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2155938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Long Fangs shall not stuff irritated squigs down the back of a Blood Claw while a brawl is going on. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2155986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woulfeheart Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou Shalt not refer to Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches", lest thou wish to be the first Astartes sent into orbit without the aid of a Machine Spirit. Thou shalt not use a Lasgun as a laser sight for your bolter. Thou shalt NOT make any derogatory remarks towards the Angels Sanguine regarding the shining, "sparkling" gold armor of their Chapter Master, recent popular book series notwithstanding. Thou shalt NEVER replace one's Krak Grenades with flasks of ale. Ale is provided in the kegs located in the 11th and 12th seats of the Land Raider and Drop Pod. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
powa bear Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shall not drink to much before facing the emperor children's sonic weapons Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarl Kjaran Coldheart Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shalt NOT make any derogatory remarks towards the Angels Sanguine regarding the shining, "sparkling" gold armor of their Chapter Master, recent popular book series notwithstanding. I am very, VERY guilty of this. WLK Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF4i Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shalt not refer to Thunderwolves as pets. Thou shalt not ask Skyclaws, "wanna get high?" Thou shalt not ask if the Logan Grimnar on his human past, or if he still has his adamantium plating. Thou shalt not touch the shackles on Lukas on April 1st. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Runner Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Thou shall not bully and beat up on newbies and Bloodclaws for your own personal entertainment. :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Howland Greywolf Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 Never lick a frost axe. Thundershields do not double up as sleds. The rite of "Being covered in meat and then placed in the Thunderwolf pen" does not exist. Never place a static[electricity] trap on the wolf lords goblet. (think hair poof). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
antique_nova Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 lol never lick a frost blade. thou shalt never challenge a space wolf to an eating or drinking competitive thou shalt not paint thy nails :cuss thou shalt not turn your bones into adamantium and become the wolverine! thou shalt not give the wolves viagra to make the sisters faint. all i can come up with at the moment. thanks antique_nova Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Captain Kezef Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Thou shalt never, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, allow Lukas to plan a campaighn. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hfran Morkai Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Thou shalt not claim that Long Fangs are cowards simply because they prefer to fight at range or they shall wreak vengeance with multi-melta and lascannon Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draketh Firewind Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Thou shalt not lift your leg when you need to pee. Thou shalt not dig holes int eh garden to burry thy bone. Thou shalt not smell your pack mates crotch in greeting. Thou shalt not walk up to the great wolf with a leash and ask if he wants his walkies now. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Thou shalt not use a Lasgun as a laser sight for your bolter. Okay that made me seriously laugh for some strange reason. xD Just think of the conversion possibilities. ^_^ - Forgetful Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotspur Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Thou shalt not have staring contests with Ulrik. Thou shalt not call Njal "Old Man Winter." Thou shalt not mark thy territory in the mead hall. Thou shalt not eat well done meat. Blood claws shalt not hump thy brethrens' legs. Long Fangs shalt not kill Blood Claws for such infractions. These matters shall be settled in staring contests with Ulrik. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/182129-the-laws-of-the-space-wolves/#findComment-2156825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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