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sitting quietly in the corner muttering about the noise the young pups are making a sombre Stinkenheim gazes into his ale... until some whelp throws a hunk of elk that skids across his table knocking aside the succulent venison, pint of ale and loaf of bread... dusting himself off he stands surveying the hall, *Bring it on then lads* he roars before hurling himself at Firenze...

Oh no you don't Beef! *grabs by the mane and drags into the middle of the hall*.

 

Hey lads! I heard this whelp said he could drink any single one of you lads under the table! I think we should take him up on his offer!

 

Brothers, we're gonna need more ale!

[Looks up as stinkenhiem flys towards him. He steps to the side and chuckles as stinky goes through the window]

 

Did I hear 'Ale'?

 

[smashes Bloodmange with servo arm for destroy one of 5 million kegs]

 

Grey Mage, anyone/thing you could bring other than a breeze [watches a couple of Blood Claws begin flying] As I say, breeze, to spice things up a bit. Im sure the Ork bartender wouldnt mind.

Im sorry , but i killed that said Ork bartender XD now i own the store XD muhahahahaha this ROUNDS ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!

*thwak!*

 

*does a judo throw on white wolf*

 

You did no such thing, mekboy makes the pancakes, and I havent heard anyone dying of ninja flapjacks today... so hes probly not even here.

Im sorry , but i killed that said Ork bartender XD now i own the store XD muhahahahaha this ROUNDS ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!

*thwak!*

 

*does a judo throw on white wolf*

 

You did no such thing, mekboy makes the pancakes, and I havent heard anyone dying of ninja flapjacks today... so hes probly not even here.

 

Gets thrown towards the bar counter and breaks a keg of Ale

 

"WHAT !"

 

"I MOST CERTAINLY KILLED SOMETHING TODAY...............oh wait..................humm now i think of it maybe it was just my wolf pet...........humm "

 

 

" ANYWAYS , YOUR WASTED TOO MUCH ALE ON THROWING IT , NOW GET ME MORE ! " "ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

:lol: But why's the beer gone?!?

 

*scans the room for he who has the Direwolves private reserve and dives after the keg that is bobbing through the mass of bodies*

 

 

"Hic" wasnt me t'is is only my uhm 1, 2 3 "hic"oh thats a double, 10nth barrel of ale today.

::strides into the feasting hall, power tankard activated in a halo of awesomeness::

 

Which one of you whelps threw a bloody helmet into my room? I was sleeping!

 

::spots GM from across the room::

 

Should have known....

 

::grabs passing bloodclaw, tosses him into the air before punching him across the room square into GM, flattening them both in a tangle of limbs::

 

Now, what's this I hear about a lack of ale???

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