- 7eAL - Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Telepathic Duct: Astropath Terminus Essex Ref: Inq / 219077.M40 / HerX04 Report Transmitted: <unknown> Destination: Terra Date: 9238010.M41 Bretheren of the Inquisition, I may have found evidence of the Star Child. The Star Child is not what we expected. Here is a vid-steal of the Star Child, from a planet of moderate technological progress. It does not use the Imperial date system. They seemed to be aware of our secret organization's ideology at one point, but the groups involved have passed. Unfortunately no further contact can be made. This is interesting because our ideology has emerged in total seclusion from Imperial organizations, including the Inquisition as a whole. This vid-steal is at least 30 years old and is of poor quality. According to some research and correlation between the local date system and the Imperial standard, the event dates to roughly 219077.M40. The event is highly out of touch with any Imperial aesthetics. The music is however, surprisingly groovy. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother_Kaelgrim Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Amusing, but the link is broken. Had to fix it, its got 2 https in it :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2336674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Validar Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 The event is highly out of touch with any Imperial aesthetics. The music is however, surprisingly groovy. quite so... Quite so Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2336768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 Amusing, but the link is broken. Had to fix it, its got 2 https in it :lol: Fixed. The entire setup is interesting though: there are far too many parallels between Illuminati ideology and P-Funk mythology. It seriously makes me wonder whether P-Funk inspired the first material for the Star Child, Sensei and Illuminati, before the concepts developed on their own. Here is the Star Child on Lexicanum: The Emperor is the incarnation of the extinct Shamans who, with their prophetic powers and connection to the warp in its natural and uncorrupted form, had guided ancient mankind. After Horus rebelled and destroyed the Emperor's mortal frame, his body and soul could no longer remain as one; his soul melted into the warp, only a tiny core of the Emperor's humanity remaining whole, which was like a small child in a tiny reed boat adrift in the storm of the warp. Since the Emperor's soul survived, there was a possibility that his whole essence could be reborn once more. In the same way the Shamans died together to reincarnate as the Emperor, the Emperor's death too could herald a new savior. That time would lie far in the future, when mankind's desire for a new savior would strengthen the core of the Emperor's soul and rekindle it to new life. The soul of the Emperor adrift in the warp is the Star Child. The humans that were left in charge of the Imperium had no real understanding of what had happened to the Emperor. Though the Emperor's body continued to live within the Golden Throne and his mind continued to be a beacon for humanity, his soul is a god waiting to be born. From P-Funk Mythology on Wikipedia On Mothership Connection, Starchild first appeared ...; he is a divine alien being, who came to earth from a spaceship ... to bring the holy Funk (with a capital "F": the cause of creation and source of energy and all life), to humanity. As it turns out ..., Starchild secretly worked for Dr. Funkenstein, the intergalactic master of outer space Funk, who is capable of fixing all of man’s ills, because the "bigger the headache, the bigger the pill" and he’s the "big pill" .... Dr. Funkenstein’s predecessors had encoded the secrets of Funk in the Pyramids because humanity wasn’t ready for its existence until the modern era. The titular "clones" are the Children of Productions whose job is to ensure that everyone is on the One. Starchild’s nemesis is Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk .... Inspired by the single "The Pinocchio Theory" by Bootsy's Rubber Band, Sir Nose attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. He is the master of the Placebo Syndrome, which causes unFunkiness (a combination of stupidity and no dancing). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity. Starchild, on the other hand, uses his Bop Gun ... to achieve Funkentelechy for all humanity. With the Funky powers of the Bop Gun ..., Starchild causes Sir Nose to reach Funkentelechy, and find his Funky soul. He then dances away the night. Observe their union: ... Star Child first appeared ...; he is a divine alien being, who came to Terra from a spaceship ... to bring the holy Imperial Truth (with a capital "F": the cause of creation and source of energy and all life), to humanity. As it turns out ..., Star Child secretly worked for The Emperor, the intergalactic master of the Imperial Truth, who is capable of fixing all of man’s ills, because the "bigger the headache, the bigger the pill" and he’s the "big pill" .... The Emperor's predecessors had encoded the secrets of the Imperial Truth in science because humanity wasn’t ready for its existence until the modern era. The titular "clones" are the Sensei whose job is to ensure that everyone is on the One. Star Child’s nemesis is Horus ..., Horus attempts to end the Imperial Truth because he is too cool for the Great Crusade. He is the master of the Dark Powers of Chaos, which causes mutation and sorcery (a combination of stupidity and no Crusade expansion). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Chaos Undivided. Star Child, on the other hand, uses his Rebirth ... to achieve Imperial Truth for all humanity. With the Imperial powers of the Rebirth ..., Star Child causes Horus to reach Imperial Truth, and find his Imperial soul. He then Crusades away the across the galaxy. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2337512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
panbient Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 so does this make George Clinton the greatest Inquisitor Lord ever or what? that Flashlight clip is also one of the absolute best live clips i've ever seen (been a personal YT favorite for a while), unfortunate that it had to be split into two parts but it's well worth checking out for any fan of great music. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2337763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midwest Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 How does the holy Inquisition explain the possession of funk by the alien xenos known as "Toejam" and "Earl"? http://www.aeropause.com/archives/tje.jpg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2342918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
panbient Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 ^ if you ask me the one on the left looks like a living chaos symbol.... plus they're obviously 'trying' to be funky without actually 'being' funky hehehe Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2343601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodwynDi Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 So, by attempting to imitate funk, but not actually possessing it, they are actually the agents of Nose? A treacherous Xenos trojan horse, perhaps? A clear indication that the mandate that none be allowed to live is warranted. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2345941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted April 19, 2010 Author Share Posted April 19, 2010 How does the holy Inquisition explain the possession of funk by the alien xenos known as "Toejam" and "Earl"? http://www.aeropause.com/archives/tje.jpg They are posers. In order to have and experience Funk, one must have a Nose. Cash is also good, unless you grow your own Funk. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/196151-bretheren-of-the-inquisition-i-have-found/#findComment-2368599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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