Warhorse47 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Okay, to mess with some uber anal players I have decided to show the reason we can only carry 10 Space Wolves in our Land Raiders. When the front hatches open, there will be a large keg of Wolfwhiz Ale there right next to our Grot Chef with a BBQ grill. Now my question is, should he be holding a large fork, spatula or basting brush? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryzouken Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Gotta be a Spork. Make sure he's giving the finger to the exit too. That way when they look inside, the grot will be giving them the bird, while he cooks the bird... :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2380963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Its gota be the basting brush show the SW can bast the grot up and put him on the BBQ, thats drinks and lunch sorted Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyson_Vore Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I wouldn't recommend a grot, I would lean more towards an ork with a Power Boot, in tribute to the past Space Wolf Mod MekBoy Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncooked Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Fork Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted April 29, 2010 Author Share Posted April 29, 2010 An ork is too big to set up the way I want. So I found a goblin/grot for the job. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 i say a fork as how are you going to turn over that steak with a spatula ? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I stand by my earliar statement of basting Brush Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I wouldn't recommend a grot, I would lean more towards an ork with a Power Boot, in tribute to the past Space Wolf Mod MekBoy Seconded, and he used a Power-spatula, wich settles the matter for me. Also, he specialized in making flap-jacks, for the record. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2381437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Why not a halfling/ratling instead of a grot? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2382306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyson_Vore Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I wouldn't recommend a grot, I would lean more towards an ork with a Power Boot, in tribute to the past Space Wolf Mod MekBoy Seconded, and he used a Power-spatula, wich settles the matter for me. Also, he specialized in making flap-jacks, for the record. But what would he use to make the Pancake Monster? ... Then again, a mass of Greenstuff, some random limbs and pills bottles for manic depression would do it... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2382385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotspur Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm going to have to go along with Mage's line of thinking and say: Why not some power-tongs? Heck, why not a whole set of power-bbq tools! That would be sweet! Then we could have BBQ and flapjacks with the Wolfwhiz Ale! Now we just have to figure out where we're going to put all the stuff we need for a proper grillin'! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2382407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester262 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 basting brush Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2382490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf363839 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 meat cleaver....overkill for the grot makes it all the better Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2383412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Captain Kezef Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Wolves have a legitimate reason for the reduced cargo. Now the question i want answered is what's the Blood Angel's excuse? We wolves have wholesome ale, BBQ and sexy Valkyries taking up the space. What lurks within the confines of the BA vehicles? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2383486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyson_Vore Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Wolves have a legitimate reason for the reduced cargo. Now the question i want answered is what's the Blood Angel's excuse? We wolves have wholesome ale, BBQ and sexy Valkyries taking up the space. What lurks within the confines of the BA vehicles? A Blood Bank Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2383630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophecy Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 One full length mirror for each squad member, and a cabinet with black eye-shadow and body-glitter. Also, don't forget the industrial buffer. Gotta keep those ceramite nipples looking sharp! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/199902-in-honor-of-the-fangs-cooking-staff/#findComment-2384406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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