Requiem of the Wolf Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 This is why normal Space Marines never get to have any fun. On the other hand,Blood Claws get to use this like a checklist. I didn't come up with this list,but I did add a couple in the middle to replace the truly stupid. I believe it was mostly aimed at Blood Angels. 1) Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter B-----s" nor shalt thou go anywhere near the Sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wish to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle. 2) Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head. 3) Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on your bike. 4) Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective on the morn. 5) Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude." 6) Orks are not "cute!" 7) Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons. 8) Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin." 9) The Chapter Master is not a "drag." 10) Thou shalt not check to see if your bolt pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel! 11) Thou shalt not go on panty raids into Sister Of Battle monasteries. 12) Thou shalt not use thy scope for anything outside of battle. Anyone caught using them to spy out life mates shall lose privileges. 13) Do not sell thy extra organs on the Black Market. 14) Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the Tyranid fleets. 15) Thou shalt not use thine chainsword as a backscratcher. 16) Thou shalt not use thine pistol as a q-tip. 17) Thou shalt not attempt to imitate heathen noise marines with "heavy metal" or "death metal" through thine Comm speakers. 18) Although tempting, do not attempt to give a Tau a "high-five." 19) Thou shalt not laugh at how small Imperial guardsmen are. 20) Thou shall not chase Gretchen with a fork. 21) Though shalt not tap the glass on the Dreadnought. 22) Though shalt not feed the Orks. 23) Though shalt not transmit images of unclothed Sisters through the Astropaths. 24) Though shalt not advertise on thine armor. 25) Though shalt not wave fake skulls at the Berserkers. 26) Thou shall not wave a red flag near a Chaos Dreadnought. 27) Thou shall not tape pictures to your armor, obscene or otherwise. 28) Thou shall not release spiders inside the dreadnought. 29) Thou shall not use thy bolter to kill bees. 30) Thou shall not sniff warp fumes. 31) Thou shall eat they rations. 32) Thou shall not steal thy commander's dinner. 33) Thou shall not take the Predator for a walk. 34) Thou shall not use the land raider to pick up chicks. 35) Thou shall beware of strange noise in back of thy land raider. 36) Thou shall guard thy bolter when camping with Imperial Guard. 37) Thou shall not use bug bomb against the 'Nids. 38) Thou shall not play Internet games with Tzeentch. 39) Thou shall not e-mail the Emperor. 40) Thou shall not e-mail the Emperor (or anyone) SPAM! 41) Thou should beware of the Lictor behind cardboard bushes. 42) Terminators and glue do not mix. 43) Thou shall not spray paint armor to make it look cool. 44) Thou shall not have water gun fights with lasguns. (the guard needs them) 45) Thou shall not juggle power weapons. 46) Thou shall not hide video links in the Sisters of Battle's monastery. 47) Thou shall not then sell said vid recordings on the Black Market. 48) Neither shall you give them away for free to avoid breaking Rule #47 49) Thou shall not use water guns vs. Necrons. 50) Thou shall not piss on the Iron Halo. 51) Daemons are not your friends. 52) Grenades are not water balloons 53) Thou shalt not refer to Ork dreadnoughts as "Garbage cans." 54) Nor shall you treat them as one during or after a battle. 55) Thou shalt not hum cartoon theme songs when around the Tau (think Smurfs) 56) Thou shall not plug a Techpriest into the wrong voltage socket. 57) Nor shall you try and give your Techpriest "Extenze" to help his plug reach the proper socket. 58) The Craftworld does not make mayo or other spreads. 59) Nor should you ask Eldar "If they have any Grey Poupon?" 60) Thou shall not steal candy from babies/orks/gretchin/Commissars 61) Thou shall not play "Truth or Dare" with Sisters. 62) Thou shall not play "Spin the Bottle" with Sisters. 63) Thou shall not play "Hangman" with the Inquisitor or Berserkers 64) Thou shall ignore the strange voice in your head. 65) Thou shall not put a cork in the Inquisitors pistol. 66) Thou shall not use the Lasgun as a flashlight. 67) Thou shall not hide the Landraider under a lake. 68) The land raider is not a hotel room! 69) Spiking the beer is forbidden. 70) Shotguns are not practice guns. 71) Thou shall not steal half the imperial arsenal for disco lights! 72) Pixie wings are not jump packs. 73) Thou shall not replace the Librarians staff with a "Magician's Wand". 74) Thou shall not tip the Terminators over during battle. 75) Thou shall not attempt to kill Tyranids with Mortein. 76) Thou shall not do it to Slaanesh or any devotee of same. 77) Thou shall not do it to Nurgle (who would?) 78) Thou shall not refer to Lasguns as torches. 79) Guard will not be referred to as 'spotlighters' 80) "Murder in the dark" is not an acceptable means of prisoner maintenance. 81) Thou shall not make fun of Chaos rusty Power Armour. (We need someone decent to fight with) 82) Thou shall not do Spock impersonations around Eldar. 83)Thou shall not give ˜Fairy wings" to Eldar. 84) Thou shall not make liposuction jokes around Eldar. 85) Thou shall not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures. 86) Thou shall not trade thine bike for a skateboard. 87) Thou shall not ignore the Chaplain as he recites the Imperial prayer 88) Putting corks into the engines of a Landspeeder is not funny. 89) C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador 90) Darth Vader is not the son of Abaddon 91) Thou shall not stay awake after 'lights out' unless expressly ordered! 92) Thou shall not use the sentinel Powerlifter as a magnet for the sisters. 93) If thou lose thine hand you shall not nab one of the Imperial Guard. 94) Thou shall not have water fights with civilians period.See again Rule #52 95) "It makes a funny noise," is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen 96) "He started it," is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen 97) "I didn't know it was loaded" is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsman 98) Thou shall not play chicken with Orks. 99) Thou shall not taunt a Dreadnaught within reach of his foot by calling him "The Tin Man" from ˜Wizard of Oz." 100) Thou shalt not sexually harass the servitors even if they won't notice. 101) Thou shalt not have an ice cream Superfantastical Day. 102) Thou name is not GiX. 103) Thou shalt not smoke/inhale/inject illegal pharmaceuticals into thy holy body even though your advanced physiological structure could probably withstand the effects. 104) Thou shalt not put "Ecstasy" in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter's Authorities. 105) Thou shalt not practice vampiric tendencies despite your urge to do so. 106) Thou shalt not howl when the Chapter Master bends over. (Full Moon Out Tonight! hehe) 107) You shall not dare others to eat that squiggly thing. 108) You shall not comment on being a better shot then the inquisitor. 109) The chaplain is not too preachy. 110) Gambling for grots is not allowed. 111) Your Sgt. is not a pudgy b-----d.. 112) You shall not smack the sister's butt and then wink at her. 113) The lab research 'Nids are not for emergency rations. 114) No you cannot take the Emperor class Titan for a spin. 115) You cannot use a flamer to cook a whole cow and leave none for the others. 116) Thou shall not set fly strips outside your tent in a Tyranid war zone. 117) Thou shall not wear Lord Commander Dante's Death Mask (or any Death Masks at all for that matter) on Halloween, any other masquerade parties or for fun, when not in battle! 118) Thou shall not try to see how much a Death Company marine can take. 119) Thou shall not put "tags" on the Holy Shrouds and/or Banners or write on it in anyway at all! 120) Rico's Roughnecks are not real. 121) Thou shall not over-charge thou bike! 122) Thou shall not use the over-charged engines for "drag-racing"! 123) Thou shall not have a Blood-party (as in tea-party) with Mephiston during battle! 124) Thou shall not play "no blinking" with Mephiston! 125) Thou shall not give Tycho an Ork for his Birthday (or any day at all for that matter) or speak him about Orks! 126) Thou shall not release Morriar from his restrainment or tap in his vital liquids! 127) Thou shall not ask the Sanguinary Priest for something to drink! 128) Thou shall not play "I see, I see what you don't see" over the intercom during battles! 129) Thou shall not use thy Jump Packs to "fry your diner"! 130) Thou shall not use thy Jump Packs to get "KFC" or "MacDonald's" 131) Thou shall not kill each other because "thou are the real Sanguinous"! 132) Thou shall not make wounds to resemble the wounds of thou mighty Primarch...the Chaplain paints these on your armour! 133) Thou shall not "make bunny-ears" with thy fingers behind the Chaplain while he gives battle-orders. 134) Thou shall not use thy laser sight to blind Imperial Guard. 135) Thou shall not fake death in order to get blood from the Sanguinary Priests. 136) Thou shalt keep thine armor on, for although thou may think you are invincible,you do need thine armor still. 137) Thou shall not fall asleep whilst the Chaplain is in prayer! 138) Thou shall not use thy weapons upon thyself, thou still can get hurt! 139) Thou shall not jump out in front of the Rhino to get into the fight whilst still in motion...wait for orders to disembark! 140) Thou shall look both ways before crossing the street. 141) Thou shall not try to "steal" assaults away from battle-brothers....they are allowed some fun too! 142) Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (in a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans) 143) Thou shalt not make jokes about the Tyranid's mighty One-Eyed monster. 144) Thou shalt not mistake the Harlequin's Kiss for some fruity clown prank. 145) Thou shalt not light cigarettes near the Hellhounds. 146) Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife. 147) Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers. 148) Nor are they after your "Lucky Charms" nor any other token of protection 149) Thou shalt not call the firearms of the Imperial Guard 'Sega Lock-Ons'. 150) Thou shalt not call the Adeptus Arbites 'pigs', or 'the filth'. 151) Thou shall not place buckets of water over the Inquisitors door. 152) Thou shalt not speculate on whether Inquisitors were teased in elementary school. 153) Neither shall thou speculate on whether they suffered indiscretions from the Priests training them in Seminary 154) Thou shall not remove the Imperial Guards power packs from their Lasguns while they are asleep. 155) Thou shall not play Frisbee with a Tau Shield Drone. 156) Remember a Primach is for life not for Christmas. 157) Thou shalt not eat toast in your power armour, (coz I'm not going to hoover the crumbs out of the toes again) 158) Thou shalt not put fridge magnets on thy power armour, (even if you have been to Cornwall.) 159) Thou shalt not tune into FM rock on your intercom. 160) Thou shalt not put bananas in the commander's rhino's exhaust pipes. 161) Thou shalt not hang "Pine Fresh" on Moriar (even if he is a bit ripe by now!) 162) Scented Pine Trees hanging off Rear Vision mirrors in favour of the Dice, is now prohibited. 163) Thou shalt not offer to clean the Sister's armour while they change. 164) Thou shall not use Power weapons or Chain-weapons to cut your food! 165) Thou shall not remove the batteries from your weapons to put in your RC toys! 166) Thou shall not remove the batteries from your commander's weapons to put in your RC toys. 167)EVEN if he never fires it anyways. 168) Thou shall not "go out to get cigarettes" during prayers! 167) Thou shall not make remarks about the physical appearance of Sisters! 168) Thou shall not swap your battle-brothers gun with a water pistol. 169) Thou shall not do any intoxication contests with Imperial Guards! 170) Thou shall not ask a Sister if her armor isn't too small! 171) Thou shall not ask a Sister about her age! 172) Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might donate some of your own >Gene-Seed! 173) Thou shall not make cat-sounds when Sisters argue! 174) Thou shall refer to Sister Supreme as ˜Mistress!" 175) Thou shall not ask a Cannonness if "The carpet matches the drapes?" 176) ˜No" shall all ways mean "No" 177) Thou shall not make funny noises during a speech/prayer! 178) Thou shall not "play shooting range" with Gretchens! 179) Thou shall not brag about how many you've killed with a Dark Eldar! 180) Thou shall not write or "put tags" on vehicles and/or armour! 181) Thou shall not use Servitors to catch your paper! 182) Thou shall not play "fetch" with 'Nids using grenades! 183) Thou shall not indulge in squig eating contests 184) Thou shall not put corks in thine jump packs. 185) Thou shall leave the plasma gun well and truly alone. 186) Russian roulette doesn't work with automatic weapons. 187) Thou shall not shave the space wolves while they are asleep.There are easier ways to commit suicide and they don't involve being violated by a Lascannon 188) Thou shalt not refuse the Sisters your chocolate rations, especially during the time of the "Red rage" 189) Thou shalt never refer to the size of a Sisters rear armour. 190) Thou shalt not mention the name "Buffy" when near the Blood Angels. 191) Thou shall always carry thine universal remote control when facing Necrons. 192) Thou shalt never offer to sell your soul to the Dark Eldar for beer money. Not even in jest. 193) Thou shall never ask a Demonette for some "handiwork", else you will end up having to join the Sisters. 193) Thou shall not load the dice. 194) Thou shall not move that extra little inch in movement phase. 195) Thou shalt not put itching powder in an Dreadnaught. 196) Thou shall follow thy rulebook. 197) Thou shall not make up rules. 198) The Monolith is not a dance club. 199) Thou shall not laugh at the cultist. 200) Thou shall beware of bird poo when the greater daemon of Tzeentch is around. 201) Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings. 202) Thou shall not use penicillin tipped bolts in your boltgun vs. Nurglings. 203) Thou shall not waste thy 15 minutes free time trying to get laid. 204) Thou shall beware of possessed 2 litre coke bottles. 205) Thou shall not stare at your feet during battle march. 206) Thou shall not aim at thy commander's back. 207) Thou shall watch thy footsteps. 208) Thou shalt not play 'fetch' with a Kroot flesh-hound using a guardsman. 209) Thou shall not binge drink with those on guard duty. 210) Thou shall not challenge a daemon prince to a fistfight. 211) Thou may be expendable, but thine armor isn't. 212) Thou shall look before you leap. 213) Thou shall not bring your sack lunch to battle. 214) Thou shall not use they bike as a battering ram. 215) Thou shall beware of potholes and speed bumps. 216) Lord Logan Grimnar is not "Wolfie" 217) Seraphim do not want to join the "mile high club" 218) Spiky bits are not meant for hanging laundry on 219) Ultramarine Scout's are not "Little boy blue" 220) Never refer to a Canoness as "Big Momma" 220) Thous shall not put "kick me" signs on your battle brothers backs 221) Thou shalt not nail Nurglings to the back of the Rhino as fuzzy decorations. 222) Nor shall thou nail a layer of Nurglings to your Rhino as "Extra armor" 223) Thou shalt not wink suggestively at Daemonettes. 224) Thou shalt not use a can opener on Ork Dreadnaughts 225) Thou shalt not replace the commissars' comm.-link with a plasma grenade for a laugh. 226) Thou shalt not refer to Sister's vehicles as "A good time in a can" 227) Thou shalt not ask Techmarines to put "mag wheels" on your bike. 228) Thou shalt not use a looted Terrorfex on Halloween. 229) Thou shalt not sneak into the rock while the Dark angels are asleep and discover that their secret is that all the high ranking angels wear Dresses! 230) Thou shalt not invite babes back to the monastery 231) Thou shalt not spike drinks with Sanguineus Blood 232) Thou shall not step on guardsmen and then say that you didn't see them. 233) Thou shalt not refer to Paul Sawyer as "The Great Unclean One" 234) Thou shalt not call a Dark Angel "Jessica Alba" 235) Thou shalt not give a Sister of Battle breast implants. 236) Nor shall thou offer to sell a Sister of Battle feminine hygiene products. 237) Thou shalt not overheat a Plasma Gun as a prank. 238) Thou shalt not give the Death Company caffeine. 239) Thou shalt not insult a Thousand Son about his penis, no matter how easy a shot it might be. 240) Thou shalt not taunt a Space Wolf with a piece of steak or tankard of Ale. There are less painful ways to lose an arm. 241) Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne. 242) Thou shalt not poop thy power armour. 243) Thou shalt not make mention of the irony that a Grot blaster is a Lasgun, only the Orks admit it is crappy. 244) Thou shalt not overcook thine Pentium and use it as a plasma weapon. 245) Thou shalt not intentionally overheat a plasma weapon and give it to an Imperial Guardsman. 246) Thou shalt not trip over Tau,no matter how easy it might be to overlook them. 247) Thou shalt not attempt to steal a Tau's weapon "to give to the poor guardsmen." 248) Thou shalt not moon the Tau in combat. They are good shots. 249) Thou shalt not laugh at the poorly painted armies. 250) Thou shalt not attempt to borrow Tau stealth suits so that you might spy on the Sisters in their quarters. 251) Thou shalt not attempt to rebuild a Necron as a washing machine. 252) Nor shall thou attempt to rebuild a Necron as a vid com,vending machine or marital aid. 253) Especially if you then attempt to sell said marital aid at a Sisters of Battle convent. 254) Thou shalt not go big game fishing for Manta Missile Destroyers. 255) Thou shalt not try to change the batteries on a Scarab. 256) Thou shalt not use the Blades of Reason to trim thy fingernails. 257) Thou shalt not feed the warp beasts. 258) Thou shalt not pet the Kroot hounds 259) Thou shalt not ask the Sisters whether it's "dyed" or ˜real". 260) Thou shalt not call Old One Eye "Surf and Turf" 261) Thou shalt not moonlight as a security guard if thy armor is red. 262) Thou shalt not use the Hell hound to cook thy rations. 263) Thou shalt not use thy Power armors vid-link to prank call the Imperial guard storm troopers 264) Thou shalt not sneak up on thy commanding officer, and yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in his ear. 265) Thy bolter is not to be used to shoot cans off walls. 266) Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control" 267) Thou shalt not use blind grenades to sneak into the Sister's encampment. 268) Nor smoke grenades,small children,engine fires,enemy attacks or any other large distraction. 269) Thou shalt not use Necron Scarabs as "Boogie Boards" 270) Thou shalt not steal the Land Speeder to "Pick up Sisters" 271) The Leman Russ is not a kettle. Do not attempt to use it to make tea. 272) Thou shalt not attempt to empty your waste-paper basket into an Ork Dreadnought. 273) Thou shall not refer to the Rhino as a "Clown Car" 274) Keep water and magnets away from the Iron Hands. 275) Thou shall never call Harlequins Psychedelic. 276) Thou shall never show an army of Orks more than two harlequins at once. 277) Thou shall never laugh at the laughing god. 278) Thou shall never play *Hide and Seek* with librarians or Inquisitors. 279) Thou shall not play *tag* with gaunts. 280) Thou shall never Tie power armor laces together. 281) Thou shall never say, "Resistance is Futile" to the Adeptus Mechanicus. 282) Adeptus Mechanicus are not the "Borg". 283) Thou shall explain the Trojan Horse viruses on the cogitators to thine Company Commander. 284) Thou shalt not refer to Marneus Calgar as "Pappa Smurf". 285) Thou shalt not feed your table scraps to the Squig. 286) Thou shalt not give the sisters a dildo labeled "Holy absolution device". 287) Thou shalt not change the marines oxygen tanks to helium tanks. 288) Thou shall not use the iron halo as a basketball hoop, especially not during combat. 289) If though harasses the Sisters of Battle though shalt be sterilized with the "Garden shears of holy purification". 290) Thou shalt not bring dishonour to the fallen by "teabagging" them. 291) Thou shalt not use grots as footballs. 292) The Carnifex is not a pony... Don't ride it. 293) Do not use Imperial Guards lasgun to cook thy rations. 294) A gaunt is not a pet... so don't treat it like one. 295) Do not wave a bag of blood in front of Mephiston. 296) Thou shall not perform magic tricks in front of Black Templars. 297) Thou shall not use the N word when calling a Black Templar. 298) Thou shall not prank call the Inquisition to deliver an "Exterminatus" on your neighbor. 299) Thou shall walk softly and carry a big gun when sneaking back into the monastery after a night out. 300) Thou shall not use Gretchin for cockfighting. 301) Thou shalt not use thine life support system as a beer bong. 302) Thou shall not put illegal substances into the Chaplain's incense censer. 303) Thou shall not call a Librarian a 'geek.' 304) Thou shall not enter the Chapter's Land Raider in the show "Pimp my Ride" 305) Thou shall not have a house party at the monastery when the Chapter Master is away. 306) Thou shall not shoot thine bolter sideways. 307) The Chapter Master is not Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis or the Rock, stop taking pictures of them and plastering them to his faceplate. 308) Thou shall not write "I was Here" on the Golden Throne. 309) Thou shall not steal a Chapter's Terminator Armor when touring their monastery as these are not souveniers. 310) Thou shall not drag race using the Companies' Land Speeder. 311) Nor its Rhinos.Bikes,Land Raiders or Librarians. 312) Sisters are not hoes.Do not refer to them as such. 313) The Inquisition is not a search engine nor will they do your homework. 314) There is no "Exterminatus with Large Fries and a milkshake." 315) Thou shall not drop the soap when near a brother in doubt. 316) Thou shall not sing "Party In the USA" while in battle. 317) Thou shall not urinate on a Titan's Leg. 318) The Librarium is not for sleeping! 319) Thou shall not draw comics on the Codex. 320) Even if said comics portray the destruction of heretics or xenos. 321) Especially if said comics portray in any way,shape or form members of the Sisters of Battle. 322) Thou shall not put a chainsword under a brother's chair when he sits down. 323) Thou shall not use insect repellent vs 'Nids. 324 ) Thou shall not steal extra suits of Power armor from the Armory,Especially with the aim of selling them illegally to Imperial Guardsman. 325) Should any idea you have cause you to giggle for more then 5 seconds, Thou shalt not do it. 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Warhorse47 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I countede about 30 of those rules we've broken already just in the Tales of the Fang series.....[don't shave the wolves....lol] Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2394144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 I countede about 30 of those rules we've broken already just in the Tales of the Fang series.....[don't shave the wolves....lol] Hence why I said we get to have WAY more fun then the other chapters lol. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2394175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwinsfolly Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I'm pretty sure #4 is a requirement just to join the Space Wolves Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2394178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natanael Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 wow... That was a lot of reading =D Funny tough. All done now Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2394423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybrus Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 The best line I ever heard in reguards to a sister of battle came from a 15 year old kid playing a UltraMarine in a game of Darkhersy (It was house rules or something I wan't playing it was at a local GS) Anyway the line was so damn funny and he said it so loud that it shut up the entire gaming room of 30 people or so and everyone just had to look over at him. Anyway he was playing with a very hot older women in her late 20 maybe 30's and she was playing a sister of battle. So I am playing my game of 40k and from across the room we here " Well someones a little stuck-up now? I mean I an geneticlly designed to not get you pregnant and the Emperor ensured I could catch no STD's... We are the perfect Marines... Now get over here and show daddy some love!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2394891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Howland Greywolf Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 *Snicker*. Also I would like to add my own. 326) Thou shalt not use plasma weapons to combine shooting practise with Russion Roulett or Hot potato. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2395770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Howland Greywolf Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Double post Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2395772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmk17 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm pretty sure #4 is a requirement just to join the Space Wolves Seconded. I'm pretty sure #3 has been broken by every Swiftclaw Biker since the founding too. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2395931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWulfen123 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 What a long list! and what a funny list also :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2396129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJumppanen Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 299) Thou shall walk softly and carry a big gun box of chocolate when sneaking back into the monastery after a night out, just in case you are captured. Fixed it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2396317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonslayer Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 299) Thou shall walk softly and carry a big gun box of chocolate when sneaking back into the monastery after a night out, just in case you are captured. Fixed it. Better make it 2 big boxes, you'll have a better chance of the sisters forgiving you if they did find out you went back to the Fang for that drinking contest. Besides boozed up breath and flamers do not mix to good Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2396670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I love all the SOB ones, and Tybrus, I so wish I was there for that :D . Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/200961-reposted-skippys-listspace-marine-style/#findComment-2396900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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