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Lord_Hail

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For a good laugh i give you my brethern the following story: My oldest son is standing in Wallmart stareing at a huge Thomas the train play set and he says that he "needs" it. My reply was "And i want the 5th company son, we all can't get what we want when we want it." A few days later he asked for some thing crazy and i said no, so his response was "No dad i want the 5th company" at the top of his lungs. Now that is his response to just about everything i say...
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Who needs cake when you have pies. Pies are full of win. Meat pies, apple n blueberry pies and pie templates...love pies!!!!

 

I was traveling to the train station with my 5 yo to pick up Pop. Some idiot run a stop sign and I nailed the brakes. 5yo's reply from the back seat " :cuss hey Dad". Mental note to self, don't swear in front of kids....they are always listening.

 

++ Dodging the swear filter can very easily get you a warning....be very careful next time. I ++

Laughed with both examples :)

 

Kids are surprising...

 

Years ago, I worked as a clerk at a lawyers firm and my little cousin asked something like this

 

- What do you work as?

- I work at a lawyers firm

- (silence and thinking hard)... you must be rich!

- (earning barely above minimum wage) why is that?

- Because all lawyers are rich

 

Unfortunately, she was wrong xD

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