You know you're a Dark Angel when......

[Sandalphon]

..when you hear the words "Dark Angel" Jessica Alba ISNT the first thing you think of :o

[Dark Dajin]

..when you hear the words "Dark Angel" Jessica Alba ISNT the first thing you think of :o

 

...when you get annoyed, after you google "Dark Angel", you get pictures of Jessica Alba.

[spiros14]

no matter what the outcome of a game is, you still chant "we're *chapter* number one , we're *chapter* number one,"

[Cannon-Fodder]

.....when you suddenly shout "REPENT NOW OR DIE TOMORROW" before your opponent makes any crucial roll, even if they've not played you before ;-)

 

.....when you name all of your models and keep a book of the dead that records when / how they died

 

.....when you keep a record of opponent models that were particularly lethal last time you played and you're prepared to loose a game just to hunt them down and kill them next time laughing maniacally that the emperors will is done!

 

.....when people accuse you of being chaos marines in disguise, instead of denying it you just mumble mysteriously about a higher purpose and dark secrets.....

 

.....when you lie in bed worrying that GW will actually FAQ all the compatibility issues between C:DA and C:SM and you will no longer be able to loose games and blame the dex!

 

.....when you refuse to admit that a TDA / LR list is cheesy

[Zincite]

You know you're a Dark Angel when...

 

~you categorize incense under "wargear"

 

~you always make sure to bring just the right banner for the occasion

 

~you have a natural command over Jawas

 

~you can field an army entirely composed of Terminators and yet, somehow, you're still just not cool enough

 

Love it! :)

[Gillyfish]

Okay, I'll bite:

 

When you buy a new car (black, naturally) and consider painting the Ravenwing logo on the side of it.

 

 

I need to get out more, don't I?

[Brother Captain Kezef]

Okay, I'll bite:

 

When you buy a new car (black, naturally) and consider painting the Ravenwing logo on the side of it.

 

 

I need to get out more, don't I?

 

I've actualy seen a Harley matte black and with the Ravenwing logo, it scared me.

[Isiah]

You know when you're a Dark Angel when...

 

...instead of driving your family to the shops together, you insist that half of them (rounding up) get there via deep strike leaving the rest to arrive later.

 

...you spend a Sunday afternoon taking your bike apart trying to find the locater beacon.

 

...

[krewl]

Okay, I'll bite:

 

When you buy a new car (black, naturally) and consider painting the Ravenwing logo on the side of it.

 

 

I need to get out more, don't I?

T.B.H. This has happened to me.....

 

I seriously considered it but it is a company car so not allowed. :devil:

 

And;

 

... you can not stop playing with the new FAQ gear on your deathwing in your head even when lying in bed.

 

... you can not stop grinning like an evil overlord when the list finally clicks and you have it.

 

... you think you might need to invest in another box of assault terminators, even if this would bring your terminator total on over 80 models.

 

(Yes I might add, all 3 above are true, and I don't mind, I am ecstatic with the FAQ update! I might have a little TDA addiction to work on but hey, I did quit smoking so lets ignore this one for now shall we?)

[Tanhausen]

You know your a Dark Angel when...

 

- First thing when you get to the table you look your oponent to the eyes and try to figure out if he's a Traitor

 

- When your opponent shares his list with you, the FIRST thing you ask is "and where are the terminators?".

 

- If he DOES field terminators, then you ask "oh, only 5/10 of them? ok..."

 

- If your opponent carries any bikes in his list, you look at them, look at your opponent and smirk in compassion for his attempt at a bike army :P

 

- When you opponent finishes deployment after 20 minutes and you've had 2 cigarrettes... he smiles and tells you to "deploy", you smile and say "I'm done... everything is going by DR" and he rolls his eyes :lol:

 

Regarding real life...

 

- When you are in the train/car/waiting for the bus and ask yourself questions like "how mnay meltas would I need to open up that car over there?"

 

- When you WISH you had a chain fist to smash across the walls

 

- When you PRAY you had lightning claws to open up your path in the morning commute

[Zynk Kaladin]

You know you're a Dark Angel when a Space Wolf trips you and accuses you of being "The Fallen"

[Plague Angel]

Sorry to interrupt, but:

 

You can quote random verses from Paradise Lost

 

This fits a lot of other 40k armies just as easily as it fits the DA.

[NIN09]

Replying to You know you're a Dark Angel when......

 

 

dont trust in nobody

 

you say i stand alone

 

dont need allies

 

look a picture of jervis jonson and spit the floor or the picture

 

zodiac is leo

[LardO'Blood]

...You see soldiers on TV and laugh at their flak armor.

...You refer to the dining room as the "interrogation room" and motion towards your eating utensils.

...You threaten to interrogate your teacher when he gives you a bad grade.

...You name your cat The Lion.

...You are playing Apocalypse and you ALWAYS bid the lowest for the first turn.

...You make your friends sit in the forest for a night before they can enter your house.

...You complain when people sneak up behind you on bikes, because only you can infiltrate.

...You threaten to attack people if they don't apologize by tomorrow.

...You annoy children with the tales of Caliban when you hear about genocides on the news.

[Legio Draconis]

...You make your friends sit in the forest for a night before they can enter your house.

 

 

This made me laugh.

[Zincite]

Thought of some more :)

 

So, You know you're a Dark Angel when:

 

... When you hear the, "The fallen shall be forever remembered, as the Emperor's finest", Apothecary line in DOW and scowl.

 

... When you hear the Terminator's, "A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy", line in DOW and start to cry.

 

... When you Look on eBay for 'Dark Angels', and you get some sort of strange music albums.

 

... When the coolest HQ you can chose is the most rubbish model in the whole history of Space Marines

http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_Custom...ain_445x319.jpg

 

EDIT: Found a worse model. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2010...elsChaplain.gif

 

... When you Imagine what would happen when a Chaos Cultist gets hit by a Thunder Hammer, and start shaking from the blast of awesomeness. (Guilty)

[shortysl]

When you hear the phrase 'illegal alien' and start to paint all your clothes white......

[GlauG]

...when you go head-to-head with another DA player at a tournament and you both say that the other one is obviously fallen, before letting the winner decide.

[Viray]

When red, green, and white don't remind you of Christmas.

[Thurgam]

You know you are a Dark Angel

 

When you use your Cyclone missle launcher with the new FAQ upgrades and get told that the piece is to cheap to field for what it does and you can not fire it and your bolter the same round. Then Show your opponent, yes you can and then he whines he can not do it in his army list (vanilla space marines) then show him in the book where he is able to do it cheaper (hay 5 pts is 5 pts)

[Ani]

You know you're a Dark Angel when you see all the shiny things the new armies have to offer, but you still can't bring yourself to take off the robes and/or TDA, get off the jetbike. or put away the winged helm.

 

~Ani

[HsojVvad]

How about, You know you are a Dark Angel when you refuse to buy the Space Marine codex?

[FerociousBeast]

If you walk around in public wearing nothing but your bathrobe, and you're not ashamed, you might be a Dark Angel.

 

If you claim to descend from Native Americans, but it's not really true anymore, you might be a Dark Angel.

 

If your ancestors enjoyed hunting big, dangerous animals in the forest, you might be a Dark Angel.

 

If strapping a big engine to a rock, just to make it "go," seems like a good idea, you might be a Dark Angel.

 

If you drive a big, black motorcycle with guns strapped to the handlebars, you might be a Dark Angel.

 

 

Or you might just be a redneck... :)

[BoonKin]

You know you're a Dark Angel when......

 

You like the colours of green, white and black and the combination you can get out of it :P