Angsaar Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You eat tiny teddies you save the heads for your personal skull throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tezdal Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know your a Chaos Marine when your spikey bitz have spikey bitz on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shas'o R'Vre Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when your Wargear costs almost twice as much as a Loyalist's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Starscream Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when despite being a veteran of 10,000 years of War and the Great Crusade, you can't beat a loyalist dog one on one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when your Wargear costs almost twice as much as a Loyalist's. You know you're a Chaos Marine when the speed at which this was posted does not surprise you. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shas'o R'Vre Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when your Wargear costs almost twice as much as a Loyalist's. You know you're a Chaos Marine when the speed at which this was posted does not surprise you. :o You know when you're a Chaos Marine when EVERY thread on a forum degenerates into a "Time for a New Codex" Rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitor13 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you're a chaos marine when the voices can hear the voices too. You know you've become a Nurgle daemon prince when the smell from your armpits has placed an order for its own terminator armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Starscream Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you are a Chaos Space Marine when you are lead by a brutal maniac, renown for being the great threat to all mankind, who has innumerable demons to call, hundreds of thousands of Chaos Space Marines, billions of lesser minions, and planet killing ships, as well as the mark of Chaos Ascendant, AND is the favored son of Horus... And he basically just ends up being the 40k version of Skeletor... CREEEEED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlarshark Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know you are a Chaos Space Marine when you are lead by a brutal maniac, renown for being the great threat to all mankind, who has innumerable demons to call, hundreds of thousands of Chaos Space Marines, billions of lesser minions, and planet killing ships, as well as the mark of Chaos Ascendant, AND is the favored son of Horus... And he basically just ends up being the 40k version of Skeletor... CREEEEED!!! Bested by a fat-man armed with two mag-lights and a guy with a megaphone tied to his head! You know you are a chaos marine when there is no vegetarian option at your bbq! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemisor Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 you know your a chaos marine when you use the actual chaos codex and not the latest most effective codex to represent your legion, and the thought of doing otherwise makes you want to sacrifice your neighbors puppy to the dark gods <_< :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Caerolion Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 otherwise makes you want to sacrifice your neighbors puppy to the dark gods :tu: :( When you're a true Chaos Marine, you'd be doing that anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitor13 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 otherwise makes you want to sacrifice your neighbors puppy to the dark gods :D :P When you're a true Chaos Marine, you'd be doing that anyway! And when you're a Word Bearer, you'd convert the puppy to the true faith and have it help you sacrifice your neighbours to the dark gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Mk.231 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when you have to perform a ritual and summon your pet when it's time to take it for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Knife Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine, when you still got some primarchs left. You know you are a chaos marine, when you got more than one god to pray to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you're a chaos marine when you wake up encrusted in so much gore, you can hardly move, yet the first thing you want to do, is high-five a squad mate! You know you're a chaos marine when your dreadnoughts have a bumper sticker saying "If you see me turning, run away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shas'o R'Vre Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine, when you still got some primarchs left. That, Sirrah, is a LOW blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheHunter Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know You are CSM, when You are the last one to copy the thread, which initially started in BT forum and was later reproduced by three loyalist forums B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Knife Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine, when you still got some primarchs left. That, Sirrah, is a LOW blow. You know you are a chaos marine, when you live to give others a low blow :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitor13 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine, when you still got some primarchs left. Thank you kindly for my sig. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamikaze14 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when you don't care that you actually wound up killing more allies than enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 you know your a chaos marine when you read the ultramarine codex..........and instantly put it back on the dusty shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheHunter Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 you know your a chaos marine when you read the ultramarine codex..........and instantly put it back on the dusty shelf. No, You are Space Wolf then... CSM would would find ways how to use it, at least the paper it was printed on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 only way id use the codex if i was a chaos marines is as toilet paper (and very inefective to!) And meh space wolves want to be chaos they just cant take that next step ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bewlay Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know when you're a Chaos marine when one of your special characters DOES COCAINE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheHunter Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 only way id use the codex if i was a chaos marines is as toilet paper (and very inefective to!) May I ask why it is not effective? And meh space wolves want to be chaos they just cant take that next step :lol: Which is to give up on booze and switch to heavy drugs. Nope. No way :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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