Shas'o R'Vre Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 only way id use the codex if i was a chaos marines is as toilet paper (and very inefective to!) May I ask why it is not effective? Glossy paper doesn't wipe well... DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Knife Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 And meh space wolves want to be chaos they just cant take that next step :) Which is to give up on booze and switch to heavy drugs. Nope. No way ;) You know you are a chaos marine if you flush down your drugs with booze (Slaanesh appreciates it!) Glossy paper doesn't wipe well... DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT. You know you are a chaos marine, when you are so badass, that you use glossy paper to wipe (Slaanesh appreciates that possibly too!) Sorry Shas'o R'Vre , but the glossy paper was too much information to ignore... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when you don't change geneseed to do something, you simply sacrifice to the Chaos Gods, and voila! You are blessed :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You know when your a Chaos Marine when you hate horns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drudge Dreadnought Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine when your warbands resources are depleted, you are out of ammo, your weapons are breaking, your servitors have long since died, but you still win battles anyway because you just hate your opponents that much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tezdal Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know your a chaos space marine when no matter how Overpowered Blood Angels get, you can point to Abbadon's model and say to them "You see that sharp pointy glove? It gutted your primarch" then have a throaty chuckle at Sangy's death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know your a chaos space marine when no matter how Overpowered Blood Angels get, you can point to Abbadon's model and say to them "You see that sharp pointy glove, it gutted your primarch" ;) that hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Evar Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know you are a chaos marine when your PA is a mix of Mk 4-8 peices, you use the same chainaxe for 10K years and in your old age you were once friends with many loyalist SM who are now dreads of all types- some of which you put into that state. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Starscream Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know when you are a Chaos Space Marine when you go into a rage upon hearing the name of the False Prophet Gavin Thorpe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshea Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know you're a World Eater if you view every vehicle as a giant powerfist. You know you're a Chaos Marine when your Wargear costs almost twice as much as a Loyalist's. You know you're a Chaos Marine if you think Multi-meltas are for :cuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bap2703 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Marine when your Wargear costs almost twice as much as a Loyalist's. You know you're a Chaos Marine if you think Multi-meltas are for :cuss. You know you're a real Chaos Marine if you know we can field multimelta too and it kicks some(our) asses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssel Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You know you're a Chaos Space Marine when you can attach guns onto your guns, get Oblit's in an Apoc game to join hand and feet and transform into a baneblade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamikaze14 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 only way id use the codex if i was a chaos marines is as toilet paper (and very inefective to!) May I ask why it is not effective? Glossy paper doesn't wipe well... DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT. I remember hearing that magazines started using glossy paper for that exact reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Glossy paper doesn't wipe well... DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT. :devil: I think we already know... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 you know your a chaos marine of nurrgle when you recieve every STD, serious lung, liver, heart, brain, (well every organ) tissue cancer tumor and complete lack of control over your own blader and are still able to go to war and consider these his 'blessing' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyaenidae Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 You know when you're a chaos marine when...when...whu...ghnh...nnrrrrrRRRAAAAGH! AAAAGH! *Bones snapping, flesh remoulding, armour fusing to body* RHAAAAGH! AAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOR THE DARK GODS!! Death, DEATH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Nathan Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 you wish you were still a chaos space marine when its too late and become a spawn... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http...x=147&ty=54 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyaenidae Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 ^ Exactly! ;) Edit: Totally quoted myself....couldn't help it, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRaptor93 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 You know your a Chaos Marine when; You've lived the life of a rebellious teenager for several million years You operate on the sheer fact of hating everything EVER Your entire existence hinges on Gods who have worse mood swings than a girl on that special time of the month with bipolar and could tear you apart without batting an eyelash You live in the worst neighborhood in the galaxy And yet... You can still relax, point casually towards the imperium, smile fondly and go; "We're still doing better than those guys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangneur Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 only way id use the codex if i was a chaos marines is as toilet paper (and very inefective to!) May I ask why it is not effective? Glossy paper doesn't wipe well... DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT. Am I the only one who decided he's going to celebrate the next chaos codex by using the a page with Gav. Thorpes name on it to flush? Take heart, Alessio, Gav., and JJ no longer make codexes. The worst we could do is get Cruddance, and have too many special rules. I'm working on the assumption that if Ward gets our book he'll point out that Ultramarines are actually Alpha Legion, and that he was trolling us all along! But, who needs that? We're getting Phil Kelly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Knife Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I'm working on the assumption that if Ward gets our book he'll point out that Ultramarines are actually Alpha Legion, and that he was trolling us all along! That would implicate, that the big ol'Robbie in his stasis field is actually Alpharius.... :tu: You know you're a chaos marine when you don't need an exterminatus to kill every living thing on a planet. You know you're a chaos marine when you don't need the astronomicon to travel through the warp You know you're a chaos marine when... when...ah fugg it I'm off killing IG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother RedAxe Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 You know you're a chaos marine when your assult cannons, drop pods and land speeders mysteriously disapear when you cross in to the eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shas'o R'Vre Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 You know you're a chaos marine when your assult cannons, drop pods and land speeders mysteriously disapear when you cross in to the eye Pretty sure Assault Cannons and the Current Speeder Chassis are post-heresy developments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperors Immortals Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 You know you are a Chaos Space Marine when you are lead by a brutal maniac, renown for being the great threat to all mankind, who has innumerable demons to call, hundreds of thousands of Chaos Space Marines, billions of lesser minions, and planet killing ships, as well as the mark of Chaos Ascendant, AND is the favored son of Horus... And he basically just ends up being the 40k version of Skeletor... CREEEEED!!! Bested by a fat-man armed with two mag-lights and a guy with a megaphone tied to his head! You know you are a chaos marine when there is no vegetarian option at your bbq! You know your CSM when the vegetarians at your BBq are the vegetarian option. You know you're a chaos marine when your assult cannons, drop pods and land speeders mysteriously disapear when you cross in to the eye Pretty sure Assault Cannons and the Current Speeder Chassis are post-heresy developments? Also, yes.Thats why Reavers exist. Also, what happened to all the jetbikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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