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Leman Russ: Status Updates


MaveriK

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I've decided to share one of my side projects with my wolf brothers here. So, now I'm gonna need your help! I'm working on a "what if" Leman Russ had facebook. This is something meant for FUN, and silly for us wolves, that only us wolves can laugh at and appreciate. My plan was to have Russ start from the Great Crusade, up to until he disappears.. with Bjorn leaving a comment saying "dislike"

So I'm gonna need actual dates! I'll be changing Leman's profile picture, to and from the various artwork we've all seen over the years.. making fun at his changing hair color. To certain events, funny and fluff related status updates, and places check-in like "attending Prospero" I'll even include other primarchs making comments or writing on his status and walls. So lets get some ideas rolling!!!! I'm gonna need your help, so come up with some clever, accurate and funny post.

The picture below is just an example for you all to get an idea of what I'm trying to do...

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you should have a sisters of battle post something on his wall but instead of words, it's in morse code! and maybe have Guilliman post in from time to time showing how daft and by the book he is.. annoying at times. Can't think of any other primarch right now for sure the Dark Angels will pop up from time to time!

you should totally have the Emperor sitting in the golden throne later on, asking people to play musical chairs with him!!! and have Konrad Curze post on Leman's wall humming the tune to batman theme song ;)

 

Which one.....there's like 59 "Leman Russ" entries in the Search :P

huh? :D

you should totally have the Emperor sitting in the golden throne later on, asking people to play musical chairs with him!!! and have Konrad Curze post on Leman's wall humming the tune to batman theme song :P

 

Which one.....there's like 59 "Leman Russ" entries in the Search :huh:

huh? :D

i think he searched Leman Russ in facebook search

This idea is full of win. Have Guilliman post in about the Codex, then Rogal Dorn and the rest of the primarchs who survived the heresy show up and have their big argument over changing the legions to chapters. In text speak. That would be hilarious.
This idea is full of win. Have Guilliman post in about the Codex, then Rogal Dorn and the rest of the primarchs who survived the heresy show up and have their big argument over changing the legions to chapters. In text speak. That would be hilarious.

done deal! I'm also looking at other sources from the collected visions and current novels, quotes and stuff. But your idea on the codex online bickering should be a funny one!

You know, the famous rivalry between the lowly and cowardly Magnus of the Thousand Sons and the Mighty WOLF-KING, Lord of Fenris, Primarch of the Wolves, and Emperor's Executioner. Biased? Me? No, never. ;)
my knowledge is whats in the codex pretty much nothing other than that.
ahhh well then welcome to the Fang, Arez "Greenhorn" hope this link helps you get to know more about the Wolves! http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.p...showarticle=193

Thanks Maverik.sorry for the thread jack.I've been on here for about a month or so.I've actually made 2 threads.learned alot from my latest one.ONce again sorry for the thread jack.I'm done (i think ;) )

Thanks Maverik.sorry for the thread jack.I've been on here for about a month or so.I've actually made 2 threads.learned alot from my latest one.ONce again sorry for the thread jack.I'm done (i think ;) )

no worries, and it's not a big deal to me. it happens all the time here at the Fang. we're a easy going bunch B)

I'm sorry but you lost me.............

already?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epithet

don't worry pup, i'm from a non english speaking country and sometimes have to look up some words too to find there meaning ;) it's just that the title greenhorn will stay with you a while(don't worry, you'll all be bloodclaws for quite a while anyway :mellow: )

 

as for learning more about the wolves, take a look at our stickied SW FAQ, it has quite some usefull information too. If you have the funds i recoomend aquiring the ragnar series too. they will give you quite an insight on us wolves.

Don't forget the insults from a certain one eyed sorcerer.

 

The havoc he would cause with Russ' password!

Let me guess the password.....Wolftime? ;)

 

 

 

No, its Wolfwhizz!!!!!

 

 

 

Also, wouldnt Lukas be a bit more of a bother? lol Leman Russ is grumpy, where is my armour?

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