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Apart from lack of scoring that's an okay list. Sure, to beat it all you have to do is place your models on the second level of a building, but that leads to Gandalf and the dwarves up a tree while the wargs howl underneath imagery, so it wins based on coolness.
Apart from lack of scoring that's an okay list. Sure, to beat it all you have to do is place your models on the second level of a building, but that leads to Gandalf and the dwarves up a tree while the wargs howl underneath imagery, so it wins based on coolness.

 

Iron Priests have bolters.....LOL!

You thought that wolf list was bad try this one

 

Logan

 

Wolf Guard Squad 1:

2 Wolf Guard on bikes w/2 Storm Shields (each!!)

2 Wolf Guard Terminators w/2 Storm Shields

Drop Pod

 

Wolf Guard Squad 2:

2 Wolf Guard on bikes w/2 Storm Shields

2 Wolf Guard Terminators w/2 Storm Shields

Drop Pod

 

 

That's 2 squads of pure handicap. The good news is that they are very immune to power weapons, the bad news is they have no guns, and only 12 non power weapon attacks even on the charge. Mobility wise they are forced to move at 6" per turn, unless they move through terrain in which case it may well be slower, and can't run. Sure you can try killing off either the bikes or the terminators to make them faster but what with them all having storm shields I can't see even would allocation helping. The icing on the top of the cake are the 2 drop pods, which may as well just be left at home since they can't transport anyone.

 

The only real threat here is Logan, but once he's dead you have free rain to mop up the rest. And he's either on his lonesome or he's in the uber slow units of slowness.

 

Random Guy

Thos drop pods should be killing stuff, just iwth thier Storm Bolters! :confused:

 

Yes because the drop pod is well known as a uber dangerous shooting weapon. In this army they will just get in the way. But if you'd rather I can drop them for another terminator/biker...

 

Random Guy

Guys I think the space wolf list belong in different forum :confused:

Anyways since the codex allows for tons of upgrades I think we should be able to just waste all our points. Most obvious one would be warrior acolytes, having 3 equipped with 2 storm shields, power armor and melta bombs make for 59 per model. Paladins come second allowing for single models that cost 175 points that have no shooting attacks, keep in mind that it won't die very easily since none of your opponents will have high strength or low ap weapons.

 

You will need to field coteaz since our two troop choices are just too good for the purpose of making worst list ever. This would make coteaz the only model that's is point effective.

 

BTW 6 squads of 3 over equipped warrior acolytes + coteaz makes 1162 points, you probably should avoid fielding the paladins with narthecium since coteaz could join one (total of 5 wounds with feel no pain and both 2+ save is probably the closest you can get to a hammer unit when everyone makes as crappy units as possible)

... the bad news is they have no guns ...
Don't the bikes have a twin linked bolter each?

 

Also, is the taking of wargear compulsory, or, could you simply take 'nilla wolfguard? If you can, ditch Logan for a wolf lord with chainsword, two small packs of wolves for troops, and a large pack of worf guard with only bolt pistols.

 

Codex: Marines

 

100 Captain - No upgrades

 

480? Three ten-man dev squads with no heavy weapons

 

The rest? Three Scout squads with shotguns

 

Krak Grenades as an anti-armour option might be a problem and the sixty one models might offer more utility than intended.

 

Codex: Orks

 

(>100?)Mad Dok Grotsnik

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

60 Thirty Grots w/ slavers

 

594 CybGrot upgrades for everyone! They may be 5 up invulnerable, but they're still only grots.

HQ:

 

Draigo

(275 points)

 

Brother-Captain Stern

(200 points)

 

Elites:

 

(3) Apothecary w/Brotherhood Banner

(155 points each)

 

Troops:

 

(6) Apothecary w/Brotherhood Banner

(155 points each)

 

Heavy Support:

 

(2) Justicar w/master-crafted warding stave, 3 x Purgators w/psilencers, 6 x Purgators

(260 points each)

 

Justicar, Purgator w/psilencer, 3 x Purgators

(110 points)

 

Total: 2,500 points

 

Amidoinitrite?

Yes because the drop pod is well known as a uber dangerous shooting weapon.

 

When you're shooting T3 Servitors with no save... :D

 

Just make sure they Servitors don't get to CC the DPs, or thier Servo Fists might actually do some damage! :blink:

 

Great ideas with the meaningless henchmens! The question is if you will beat the lesser daemon army with no icons. That's a naked chaos lord and 5+5 csm going against everything you bring.

 

Ouch! LoL!

 

The army where you can't deploy anything! :HQ:

Great ideas with the meaningless henchmens! The question is if you will beat the lesser daemon army with no icons. That's a naked chaos lord and 5+5 csm going against everything you bring.
Well played sir. I dare say the Grots would have a good chance here.

my take on it

 

590

2*295 librarian 150base 50 lv3 35+5 mc warding stave 5/5/10/15 psybolt/digital weapons/empyrean brain mines/teleport homer 15 3* servo-skulls 5 mc stormbolter

 

190 strike sq 100base 20 extra man 50 5*daemon hammers j- 10+5 mc Daemon hammer 5mc stormbolter

 

220 strike sq 100base 40 2*extra men 60 6*daemon hammers j- 10+5 mc Daemon hammer 5mc stormbolter

 

1000pts 2librarians 15 power armored with daemon hammers no invulnerable saves

 

note the librarian has only one power lower stats no special rules and cost more then any special C:GK HQ

 

 

btw I would change the army points requirement to 1000pts -MINIMUM- same thing less words

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