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IA: Brawling Sisters

 

I was playing with the Chapter name generator for the lolz of it, and the names were only mildly pathetic. There was rainbow this and that sharks and woobie marines and ultra angels and other stuff.

 

But I went one click too far. Just one. See how my soul is lost, brothers.

 

Now, I am compelled by the dark gods to make a female space marine army.

 

What am I to do?

 

Should I do this? Should I not?

 

Traitor? Loyalist?

 

Ranged? Melee?

 

Red and black hotness or red and white hotness?

 

Sanguinary guard wings on sisters models, or sisters heads on Sanguinary guard models?

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[headasplode]

Make it a fringe order of the Adepta Sororitas.

 

There is no reason for them to wear the fancy power armour that they wear with the metal breasts save for the aesthetics of it and to make sure that no one forgets the legal loop hole they found "The Ecclesiarchy can't have have a standing body of men-at-arms. Seriously, you guys, cut it out - Sabastian Thor". That may not be an exact quote.

 

If there is not enough room in an Astartes grade breast-plate then Sister Buxom does not have the figure that lends its self to the wearing of such armour and her talents may be better employed in some other function of the Order; tank driver, aircraft pilot, field-medic... and so on.

 

And getting the local cog-heads to alter such a beautiful machine to have metal bewbs is probably tech-heresy.

 

Red and black has been used too often i have heard people here say.

 

It could be good.

 

If that at the top is your idea of a name for the milliatant arm of this Order then I'm thinking that you are probably thinking Close Combat specialists. Also it's better than Bolter Bitches.

 

in b4 Red Rage and unnatural craving for chocolate jokes.

Female Space Marines runs against the core flavor of the, well, Space Marines... A warrior fraternity... A great collective of warrior-monks... You and your Brothers do two things. Fight and Pray... That's about it... And on the weekends, cruise around in your Landspeeder, oogling the Sororitas "chicas"...

 

And... I cannot have been the only one to imagine an Adeptus Sororitas "Fight Club" when I read that name, am I?... Sister. The Rule of the First, being that thou shalt not reveal nor besmirch the name of the Brawling Sisters. And the Rule of the Second, Sister. Follow the Rule of the First, or your life is forfeit. Now. Fight!"

IA: Brawling Sisters

 

Sanguinary guard wings on sisters models, or sisters heads on Sanguinary guard models?

 

 

 

[headasplode]

 

Sisters dont have abbs like that lol(and im sure they dont get breast amputations).

So wings on sisters.

"The Ecclesiarchy can't have have a standing body of men-at-arms. Seriously, you guys, cut it out - Sabastian Thor". That may not be an exact quote.

Awesome quote. But to the OP, I'd say make them a chapter (?) of Sisters of battle, guarding the eye of terror or something. Then you could say they went nutty and gave themselves that crazy name.

 

Rules of the Brawling Sisters 1: Thou shalt purge the Unclean, for they stink up the citadel.

Okay, I am a bit more sane than when I made the original post.

I have also thought about this a bit more.

 

 

I can just have them use soriatas models, but BA codex rules, right? A counts-as whatever the heck. I don't have a BA codex, but I can pick a lot of stuff out of there, right? They don't have to have Baal Predators and whatnot, but rhinos and crazy little ladies is what I was thinking of. Maybe I could stick with the witch hunters codex?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The witch hunter's codex. Good one.

 

Anyways, I will start playing around and see if I can maybe get my hands on a sanguinary guard that I can give green stuff "enhancements" to...

Okay, I am a bit more sane than when I made the original post.

I have also thought about this a bit more.

 

 

Anyways, I will start playing around and see if I can maybe get my hands on a sanguinary guard that I can give green stuff "enhancements" to...

 

Enchancements, hmmm... :) ;).

I would still suggest against it since they have thicker legs than women, more muscular arms, basically they are modelled to be very menly MEN. Even with green stuff "enchancements" they just wouldnt look right.

I got bored and generated a few:

 

Alpha Wizards

Space Ravens

Atomic Eaters

Ruby Paladins

White Gorillas

Zeta Giants

Cryptic Raiders

Skulking Marines

Vermilion Krakens <-- The only vaguely passable name, in my opinion!

Female Space Marines runs against the core flavor of the, well, Space Marines... A warrior fraternity... A great collective of warrior-monks... You and your Brothers do two things. Fight and Pray... That's about it... And on the weekends, cruise around in your Landspeeder, oogling the Sororitas "chicas"...

 

No way in hell I am not sig-ing that! :D

 

A few randomers I popped:

Diamond Dragons (for all those pimp Salamanders out there)

Dancing Knights

Shadow Cats (ninjas!)

Grail Devils

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