Yellow & Purple Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 I've made multiple Khorne refrences in my time. I row crew for my school and we are a considerably lightweight team. Most of our rowers also fill the role of coxswains (that's sergeant for you Codex Astartes followers) who is the small guy who sits at the back of the boat and yells at everyone to row harder. Well a night before a race the guys I was rooming with were staying up all night to play League of Legends (a really trippy RTS game probably designed by drug addicts). Three of the guys in the room where 40k players, one was not. My friend who plays chaos daemons and i were watching, while my friend who plays csm and my non=player friend were playing on their laptops. Just to troll I yelled out things like "Use a meltagun!" and "You should've given him the Mark of Khorne" etc. Anyways my non-player friend asked WTH i was on about and we all explained it to him. Que a couple of hours of rambling and lexicanum later and our friend was fluff-hooked. SO... Next day we hit up the regatta site. Muddy, rainy, freezing cold. And then we see that the other teams are made up of what look like Space Marines neophytes-in-training (one team even used the black templars icon as their symbol) and we were slightly perturbed. So right before we go out on the water, I cry BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. The new disciple of Chaos sitting at the other end of the boat screeches SKULLS FO THE SKULL THRPNE and my daemon-playing coxswain said on the megaphone "You two are tripping balls right now." We got 2nd! :cuss Starting to get into this, on our next race the new disciple yelled "TZEENTCH BLESS US" Too that I responded "WE'RE SO F*CKED!" Coincidentally, right as the race started the boat next to us went out of its lane and tried to mount us. NOT as planned. So in short, Tzeentch is a douche and Khorne is still a boss! :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-2939432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeMXT Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Since stfarting my WE I've had considerably more 'accidents' than usual.... My FW terminators have been blessed with my blood during the construction, I use a Swan-Morton surgical grade scalpel for all my modelling and accidentally dropped it the other day. When I looked down, I found it lodged nearly an inch into my thigh.... Nice! Its a good job the missus wasnt home... RD Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-2939496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redemption2994 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Spiky Bitz are spiky. I mopped up some blood with my dice and rolled a double 6 on my Blood Feeder. Blood for the Blood God! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-2962231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Ambroz Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Was modeling a contemptor today and was cutting some of the mold lines off when my exacto knife slipped half an inch into my thumb. Let's just say I used my superglue for something other than what I bought it for...... Blood for the Blood God! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3004502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
he_plays_guitar Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I was cutting apart a horribly put together land raider to try and strip it down, soak it in simple green, and hopefully dissolve some of the inch thick glue it had caked on. In my attempts to use my exacto knife to cut through some of the glue holding it together, it slipped, and cut a 2 inch long, full blade deep laceration into the palm of my hand in the meaty part of my thumb near the center of my hand. There was no avoiding going to the ER, as the blood came out so quickly and ferociously that it ruined my pants, my shirt, and the carpet leading from the office to the bathroom. It was past everyone's bedtime, so I had to yell for my wife to wake up and help me. I had her call a buddy of mine that lived near me to drive me to the ER. I had to hold my bleeding hand above my head the whole way to try and stop it from bleeding so badly. 6 stitches later, and some loss of feeling in my hand that lasted about 2 months, and I'm better than ever. Except now I'm extremely careful with exacto knives. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3004623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Purifier Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 So I'm not Khornate, but I had to share. I was making corn muffins in home ec, and I held up the corn flour. I then proceeded to shout "Khorn for the Khorn God!" Then, my friend, also an avid 40k fan, stuck his head in the room and shouted "Muffins for the Muffin Throne!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3005096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shannar Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ok, I did nothing special in His name, but I´m surgeon :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3005274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Had a fight with a drip tray last week - I lost. :( The Blood God may not smile upon me, but he does appreciate my bleeding forehead. :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3005279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I do Kickboxing for an academy in Oldbury England, I have recieved a bloody nose upon a few occasions and often revel in the thought Khorne would approve :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3005299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redemption2994 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I had surgery on my ingrown toenail on Friday and it hasn't stopped bleeding since... Probably penitence for missing out on my League battles on Saturday resulting in unfed Berzerkers... Khorne always gets his Blood. He cares not from whence it flows. *winces in pain* On a side note it got infected, or rather the infection spread from before the surgery. Something tells me Nurgle is looking to make a partnership... *debates succumbing the the plague lord in favor of Feel No Pain* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3007772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redemption2994 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Another happening today. I displeased our might Lord of Rage last evening. I made the sore mistake of offering him... Tau Blood. An unworthy offering. (For one, they're weak as all get out in CQC, and their blood is blue...) and I brought my Brass Scorpion to an Apoc game today and had it get blown up with a chain reaction 72" conversion beamer blast followed by an Ironclad Seismic asswhooping... on Turn 1... It went nuclear at 18 inches and killed nothing... *facepalm* I woke up this morning at 4am, my face covered in blood and dried blood smeared all over my arms and pillow... Nose bleed... I've truly begun to take this to heart. He truly cares not from whence the blood flows... He's taken mine on many occasions... I should be far more careful when displeasing His Rage. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3010599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menkeroth Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I should be far more careful when displeasing His Rage. Of course, He really cares not. Only Grandfather Nurgle and the Lord of Fate care :sweat: I'm not a servant of Khorne, but on my birthday i and my friends in the midst of the celebration mixed our blood in a special bowl and drunk it. Every of us gave his portion of blood using a special ritual knife so we became blood brothers. Khorne approves though amidst of us there're no khornates :( Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3011999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperors Immortals Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I embedded my modelling knife into my thumb deep enough for it to stick up, theres blood all over my desk still. Hmmm, maybe i can call it a Chaos Temple and disrupt my friends DS results....... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3012700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel of fire Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 on several occatiuons i have pleased the blood god most notably falling down the stairs carring a fateweaver and stnley knife cut and 1" deep cut 2 stiches and the fateweaver has never been the same. Also my friend who plays khorne demons got sideswiped by a car broke him arm so the bone poked out got some blood on his case hasnt lose a game in 2 years lucky bugger Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3014024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menkeroth Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I have a question to you, followers of Khorne :unsure: If I made a blood ritual (above), rate the honor highly and broke relationship with one of my best friends 'cause he has no honor and is ready to break his blood oath 'cause of his girlfriend... Does it mean the Blood God favours me and i'm slowly moving towards Him? :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3026435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redemption2994 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Khorne took his rage out on me again today while painting after a ferocious loss against a newbie guardsman player borrowing the store clerks army... Blood dripping out my nose everywhere. I proceeded to plug it with a paper towel and grumble as I return to painting. After several disgruntled chants of Blood for the Blood God I turned my attention back to my newest Skull Champion... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3041305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tivarox Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I play chain in the sport Jugger on a regular basis, and my friends and I always scream Blood for the Blood God when we go to take out opponents. I feel Jugger is Khorne's favorite sport besides war, since the teams fight over a skull. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3047505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klintoxicity Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Whilst converting a Worldeaters landraider (they're lurking around the site here somewhere) I sliced my finger open with a modelling knife... showed my girlfriend *oh my god are you ok?!* she screams, so I said yup and smeared it on the engine block for good luck... she thinks I'm a weirdo... :( Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3204167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Whilst converting a Worldeaters landraider (they're lurking around the site here somewhere) I sliced my finger open with a modelling knife... showed my girlfriend *oh my god are you ok?!* she screams, so I said yup and smeared it on the engine block for good luck... she thinks I'm a weirdo... :( Such is the price we pay for honouring the Blood God. Let it not be said you didn't put your blood, sweat and tears into this. May the Blood God favour that vehicle on the field of battle. ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3204170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty choke Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 The other day I was at work (I'm in engineering) I was tightening a few bolts down on the units we produce, and not paying attention i cut the web between my thumb and my index finger a good 7-8 inches needless to say it was a bloodbath.. Went to the bathroom to clean it up and while standing there practically bleeding out I caught myself grimacing and utter'd a short "Blood for the blood god". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3204251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmonkey0 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I was adding Bunny ears to my Kranon from DV (to make him into Khârn). A slip with the knife put its point straight into my thumb. So my new Khârn proxy (pics when he is painted) has had a Baptism in Blood. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3204491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferox Heartcleaver Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I used to favor using a sword in mock combat. I tried an axe a bit more than a month ago, and nothing else can compare anymore. My internal monologue spends a good quarter of the time offering praises to Khorne and extolling the virtues of wrath. I get a certain enjoyment from the sight of my own blood. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3205514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammeron Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *Considers starting an equivalent thread in the Slaanesh forum. Thinks better of it.* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3205655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheex Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *Considers starting an equivalent thread in the Slaanesh forum. Thinks better of it.* Nurgle one probably wouldn't be much better (or sanitary). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3205746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Blades Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *Considers starting an equivalent thread in the Slaanesh forum. Thinks better of it.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYESS!!! THEY BURN!!!!! Please... make it stop.... :) Jokes aside, go do a Tzeentch one. Khorne and Tzeentch are the only actually "clean" gods, if you ask me. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/232206-the-blood-god-in-your-real-life/page/3/#findComment-3206484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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