Brother Crazywolf Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Smurfie? :D I heard that all the away over here. That there is fightin words. Ah well, this should be interesting... maybe a solo duel is the making. Good one Volsung. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 For dinner?! Puh-lease... I eat Night Angels for breakfast. Bring it on, smurfie. *beckons* B) "Smu-smur-smurf-smur-" :D "WHAT?! DIIIIEEE!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 For dinner?! Puh-lease... I eat Night Angels for breakfast. Bring it on, smurfie. *beckons* B) "Smu-smur-smurf-smur-" :D "WHAT?! DIIIIEEE!" Awww... did I hurt chour feelings? :( Maybe you should crawl back to the Blue Man Group over yonder (here Volsung points at Kaladin's general direction) and drink your wee problems away. Let the real men do the fighting, see? B) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Awww... did I hurt chour feelings? :D Maybe you should crawl back to the Blue Man Group over yonder (here Volsung points at Kaladin's general direction) and drink your wee problems away. Let the real men do the fighting, see? "Real men? You can sure bark like one, I'll give you that. Can you bathe like one, too?" B) EDIT: Grammer :L Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 "Real men? You can sure bark like one, I'll give you that. Can you bathe like one, too?" :teehee: Indeed I can, little-blueberry marine. Your mother can vouch for me on that one too, for I have bathed with her many a times under the moon lit skies. And let me tell you something, I'd rather have bathed with my wolf! At least he has less hair on him!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Now now ladies. Everyone knows the Smurfs where there first. Would that make the Night Angels Smurf droppings? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCrusader Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 It seems the night sissys are trying to pick a fight with a bunch of wolves eh?well il tell u what felix,if you can actualy drink a tankard without falling over,we wont chuck you out of the tavern in a nappy. :teehee: then again we might just do it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 But Felix loves the view outside! He'll get to know the place better the more we throw him out the window. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Brother DarkCrusader, I say, if he really wants to become a wolf, let's help him! You boil the tar, I'll shave Fluffy! *glances at his Fenrisian Wolf with a grin* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I'm sure theres plenty of shed fur in the wolf pens. No need to shave fluffy. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I'm sure theres plenty of shed fur in the wolf pens. No need to shave fluffy. But he likes being shaved! Right boy? Whoseagoodboy! Youreagoodboy! You like being shaved, don't you Fluffy??" *barks, growl* Woah, not my hand!... Hmmm.... guess not! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCrusader Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Why dont we just put a wolf in his blue armour and see him try get that out of his armour! >:teehee: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Why dont we just put a wolf in his blue armour and see him try get that out of his armour! >:yes: Oh, by the Emperor. The stench of decade-old incense might finish old Fluffy... :teehee: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCrusader Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 And the floral essence perfume that the smurfier wear might kill ol fluffies nose.. :teehee: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Think Zynk called it lemon fresh once. Stinks what ever it is. Can smell them a mile away. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCrusader Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Aye,as soon as they are near you'd think a bunch of woman had walked by... Ay Felix! Stop playing around,you wan'a fight,then let's see 'ow you do against us wolves,eh? (and please don't call for your mum,it would be embarrising for us if it got out that we fenrisians fight girls like you ) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! I resent that comment. My mouth can move faster than your fist anyday!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! "Your boot? Your BOOT?! Oh rest assured brother-wolf your boot will be the least of their worries!' Felix looks at the other wolves "Your brother space-mutts can piss out their mouths until Russ comes back, but they shall know TRUE manliness! The epic manliness that only TRUE manly men can display! Besides, battle sisters dig angel wings over excessive fur so HA!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! I resent that comment. My mouth can move faster than your fist anyday!!! if Nrth is sleeping or dead ;) you have to admit you are a slow poke :) ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! "Your boot? Your BOOT?! Oh rest assured brother-wolf your boot will be the least of their worries!' Felix looks at the other wolves "Your brother space-mutts can piss out their mouths until Russ comes back, but they shall know TRUE manliness! The epic manliness that only TRUE manly men can display! Besides, battle sisters dig angel wings over excessive fur so HA!" Funny i dont see any bolter babes(?) around you yet there's alot around us wolves :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Funny i dont see any bolter babes(?) around you yet there's alot around us wolves ;) "Unfortunately, in this instance the force of repulsion trumps the force of attraction." :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Funny i dont see any bolter babes(?) around you yet there's alot around us wolves :P "Unfortunately, in this instance the force of repulsion trumps the force of attraction." ;) funny if you keep this up the your going to force the attraction of our fists to your face :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 funny if you keep this up the your going to force the attraction of our fists to your face :) "Teammate or not, keep barking like this and you'll have to repulse my foot from your innards." ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! I resent that comment. My mouth can move faster than your fist anyday!!! if Nrth is sleeping or dead ;) you have to admit you are a slow poke :) I'll be giving you a slow poke with a wooden spoon soon Greenhorn! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ::Chuckling he slaps Felix on the back and turns his attention to the others:: Aye, and real men talk less but say more! I figured you'd know that one by now! One more day (when the space-time goes back to normal and our fists can move as fast as Forte's mouth again) and we'll see what kind of talking my boot can do! I resent that comment. My mouth can move faster than your fist anyday!!! if Nrth is sleeping or dead ;) you have to admit you are a slow poke ;) I'll be giving you a slow poke with a wooden spoon soon Greenhorn! right i'll move out of the way in about 2 centuries :( Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/235844-inglorious-drunkards%C2%B2-tavern-brawls-solo-duels/page/33/#findComment-2872917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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