Arez Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 lets do this! :devil: *breaks two tankards together, holding the broken tankards in each hand as a jagged crude weapons* :o Hopefully they were empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverik_girl Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 lets do this! :devil: *breaks two tankards together, holding the broken tankards in each hand as a jagged crude weapons* :o Hopefully they were empty it was honey wine, unfortunately kaerls and shield maidens such as myself can't drink mjod or we will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 it was honey wine, unfortunately kaerls and shield maidens such as myself can't drink mjod or we will die. My condolences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Skadi with a sharp object in each hand? Clear a path boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Let my employ my power plunger! Douboe strength plumbing power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Volsung(Blood Claw) vs Rayray(Grey Hunter) Apparently too thick headed to graciously accept the Night Angel's most corrective backhand, Volsung the rowdy blood claw flips tables and chairs as he charges recklessly at Rayray(more specifically his braids). With a mighty shout, Volsung launches his fist at the Grey Hunter's head. Rayray, with a new frozen purpose, calmly steps forward causing the Blood Claw's fist to detonate harmlessly on his chest plate, reverberating a mighty tone throughout the tavern. Rayray laughs heartily at the fist stuck in his ceremite breast plate and a thin shadow of surprise and realization crosses Volsung's face as his wild fury momentarily abates. The Blood Claw desperately tries to strike with his free hand, but Rayray snatches his opponent's wrist before the blow could meet its target. Still chuckling with mirth, Rayray violently wrenches Volsung off him and begins slamming the Blood Claw around the tavern like a club. Many tables, chairs, walls, and other whelps suffered the icy wrath of the victorious Grey Hunter and his new howling (and quite effective) Blood Claw maul. EDIT: This was one only took 2 rounds of rolling! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Oy... imma need a drink after that arse kicking. Mjod, angel-wench! Before My teeth fall out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Arez(Wolf Guard) vs Postal(Grey Hunter) Moved by the excitement of the previous fights, Arez and Postal decide to warm up before entering the real brawl. But before they meet tooth and claw, the two pack mates exchange "pleasantries" partially directed at each other and partially at the prissy Night Angel. Still shouting insults and curses like the whelps they truly are at heart, the Wolf Guard and Grey Hunter slam into each other with a hurricane of unrestrained punches, kicks, bites, and howls. Postal rams Arez into an unwary Blood Claw and lashes out with a cacophony of fists, but his strikes merely rebound off the Wolf Guard's titanic armor like rain on rocks. In response, Arez smashes into the Grey Hunter with a mighty backhanded fist sending him flying over tables and through a massive wooden beam. Even though his armor is now cracked and dented from the force of impacts, Postal shakes off the strike unharmed and rushes back to meet his charging opponent. The Grey Hunter hefts a heavy chair over his head, made from the mighty Fenrisian trees harder than steel. Despite the chair's durability it still splinters over the Wolf Guard's armor with a thunderous pop, denting and breaking even the thickest ceremite plating. Despite the impact, Arez's sheer momentum from his fierce charge knocks Postal to the ground sending cracks through the ferrocrete floor. Bones broken, bleeding, and enraged, Postal jumps back onto his feet and goes postal on his opponent. The Grey Hunter hurtles a flurry of strikes that would kill a human hundreds of times over in mere seconds, but the beat up terminator armor maintained a bastion of safety for the Wolf Guard against Postals furious assault. Enraged at his pack mate for scratching his new armor, Arez rewards Postal with a powerful uppercut which launches the Grey Hunter into the tavern air and embeds the Grey Hunter halfway through the ceiling. The last thing Arez saw before bursting out laughing is Postal's armored legs flailing in frustration as the Grey Hunter struggles to extricate himself from his new-found prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 dam well i at least the tavern i s getting a nice redecorating like it should be :tu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 dam well i at least the tavern i s getting a nice redecorating like it should be :) Aye,well fought brother.That was fun :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Hey volsung good fight I'll take my ale now. Nice one rayray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Oh, that's right! *rolls the barrels across the tavern floor to Conan* Don't drink it all at once! I want my opponents putting up a fight! :cuss Btw, good fight Rayray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 dam well i at least the tavern i s getting a nice redecorating like it should be :cuss Certainty is. Good to see you too keeping the standards up :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayray Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Oh, that's right! *rolls the barrels across the tavern floor to Conan* Don't drink it all at once! I want my opponents putting up a fight! :) Btw, good fight Rayray! Appreciate it.... but where is my cut of the ale??? After all, the bet was on me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayray Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 ::grabs postal's legs, yanking him from said prison:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Here rayray grab a mug the ale is on me well technically it's on volsung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Here rayray grab a mug the ale is on me well technically it's on volsung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Crazywolf Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 *rolls half a keg of dark ale to both Volsng and Ray Ray* since I didn't say which bet I was backing... I will pay you both for it. *passes a pair of steins to WLC* just for starting the bet. Ah, there goes some of my stock. I am going to have to brew more soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 *hands out wolftooth necklaces, kraken hides and legs of elk to the winners of the bets...* well done chaps, ray you're making a rather large dent in my brethren... when you're on the ice you may need to watch your back AND your front brother :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Love it, start a bet, watch a fight, get ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Volsung- Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 *rolls half a keg of dark ale to both Volsng and Ray Ray* since I didn't say which bet I was backing... I will pay you both for it. *passes a pair of steins to WLC* just for starting the bet. Ah, there goes some of my stock. I am going to have to brew more soon. Ah! Fair enough! *cracks open keg and drinks* Alright, whose in the next duel? I'm throwing my red diamond talisman in the pot for this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 maverik_girl(Storm Claw) vs Khine(Blood Claw) After licking his wounds with mead, Khine sets out to finally settle matters with Skadi, the Shield Maiden. However, Skadi was more than ready to rise to the occasion, brandishing two smashed tankards in each hand and screaming wildly as she surges towards Khine with reckless abandon. Both of the crude weapons slam into the Blood Claw's chest, impaling into ceremite and flesh. A faint scent of blood and honey wine fills Khine's nostrils as he is pushed through tables and patrons alike. The Blood Claw retaliates with a powerful right hook to the Shield Maiden's temple and by the time it connects, he is slammed through a massive barrel of mead and dents the wall behind. Khine falls into the river of mead, the bleeding grin of Skadi the last thing he saw before slipping unconscious. This one only lasted 1 round. Damn, Skadi, you scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khine Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Hahaha xD well fething done Skadi! - slumbers in lake of mead - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 So now if arez or forte misbehave Skadi will just beat them into unconsciousness. A good deterrent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 So now if arez or forte misbehave Skadi will just beat them into unconsciousness. A good deterrent She has before,thats why if and elder wolf isnt around shes our pack leader :) -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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