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very gracious of all of you brothers!! and HANDS OF THE TABARD ........ can't you see it enhances combat prowess?

 

It should be a piece of equipment in your armory...

 

Black Templar Tabard (AKA: Dress by Wolf Brains)

 

The Black Templar Tabard is an icon piece of armor. Though it granteth little in the form of physical protection, it does sheath the bearer in sheer awesomeness. The Black Templars don't need to paint the symbol of the Emperor on their armour for they are the symbol of the Emperor.(Thats the Allfather incase you were wondering)

 

Whenever an enemy assault a warrior bearing the Black Templar Tabard, roll a D6. On a roll of 1,2,3,4,5 or 6 the enemy falls to his knees in awe of the cream colored clothing and/or parchment attached to the bearers armour. This includes Chuck Norris.

 

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very gracious of all of you brothers!! and HANDS OF THE TABARD ........ can't you see it enhances combat prowess?

 

It should be a piece of equipment in your armory...

 

Black Templar Tabard (AKA: Dress by Wolf Brains)

 

The Black Templar Tabard is an icon piece of armor. Though it granteth little in the form of physical protection, it does sheath the bearer in sheer awesomeness. The Black Templars don't need to paint the symbol of the Emperor on their armour for they are the symbol of the Emperor.(Thats the Allfather incase you were wondering)

 

Whenever an enemy assault a warrior bearing the Black Templar Tabard, roll a D6. On a roll of 1,2,3,4,5 or 6 the enemy falls to his knees in awe of the cream colored clothing and/or parchment attached to the bearers armour. This includes Chuck Norris.

 

:P

you need to wake up.if you stay in that dream state of yours we'll think your in a coma ;)

you need to waje up.if you stay in that dream state of yours we'll think your in a coma :D

 

Can we espek correct engrish? ;) Your jealous. Marshall Willhelm is full of hot air, but he's right alot of the time.... Am I the only one who has noticed the similarities between The Wulfen and the Red Rage? :lol:

you're right the whelp made a spelling error, but even a son of dorn has to admit that the sixth was the greatest legion (as established by the horus heresy books, during a discussion between 2 different legions about which legion was the best) and that our strenght of body and will is superior to yours (heck we even get a special rule for it). do not think we don't hold the templars, brother astartes, not in high regard for they too are the allfathers will embodied. so sit down, let the whelps have their fun with the tabard as you'll have your fun with the ale but beware, for you're still in the wolves lair :P
you're right the whelp made a spelling error,

where? ;) ;)

 

but even a son of dorn has to admit that the sixth was the greatest legion (as established by the horus heresy books, during a discussion between 2 different legions about which legion was the best)

Ha! got you Daro.

 

 

 

Hendrik whats the special rule?

Hendrik whats the special rule?

*smacks the whelp with an exterminatussock*

 

really? :) you're calling yourself a space wolf but still dare to ask this?!

 

first one to answer this question for the whelp gets a cookie!

AAARRRROOOOOO Greenhorn finally tastes the Exterminatusock!

 

*constantly keeping a eye on the sock in Hendriks hand*

 

The warning about being with the Wolves is a good one. We'll tolerate any brother Astartes and gladly drink and debate with all. But....we'll brawl with you too if your not careful.

 

 

And maybe the odd whelp gets carried away and decorates those who pass out :D

Hendrik whats the special rule?

*smacks the whelp with an exterminatussock*

 

really? :huh: you're calling yourself a space wolf but still dare to ask this?!

 

first one to answer this question for the whelp gets a cookie!

So many rules that I dont know if other Astartes get or not

 

*coughcounterattackcough*

mwhahaha, you're kidding right? how does counterattack describe how our bodies, or dare i say it senses are superior to other astartes?

Night fight rule right?The one that gives us a bonus?Acute senses?

 

Hendrik whats the special rule?

*smacks the whelp with an exterminatussock*

 

really? :P you're calling yourself a space wolf but still dare to ask this?!

 

first one to answer this question for the whelp gets a cookie!

AAARRRROOOOOO Greenhorn finally tastes the Exterminatusock!

 

*constantly keeping a eye on the sock in Hendriks hand*

 

The warning about being with the Wolves is a good one. We'll tolerate any brother Astartes and gladly drink and debate with all. But....we'll brawl with you too if your not careful.

 

 

And maybe the odd whelp gets carried away and decorates those who pass out :blink:

LOL,I remember that.if we pass out we should take his skirt of and give him actual power armor :P :)

 

 

 

 

I'll take a meat and ale cookie Hendrik :)

and the cookie goes to whtdwrf11!!

 

I'll take a meat and ale cookie Hendrik :RTBBB:

as for you arez, i've discussed it with mekboy (the bartender if you don't know) and we've agreed on no more ale for you untill you know the codex by head...

hahahahahaha... I always did like dogs. man's best friend after all... Templars are so cool, that we don't even need the Sus-An membrane or the Betchers gland. Ahem..... and do NOT touch the tabard.... just.. don't do it. Your counter attack and acute sense won't be enough to stay the power of The Skirt

 

The Skirt:

 

For every living thing who mistakes The Black Templar Tabard for a skirt, automatically assign 2 Wolf Guard Terminators with wet noodles to slap the %&@# out of them. :RTBBB:

 

I love how you guys don't know your own special rule XP... that was amazing... you get counter attack and acute senses.... we get preferred enemy.... for ALL our units....

I love how you guys don't know your own special rule XP... that was amazing... you get counter attack and acute senses.... we get preferred enemy.... for ALL our units....

don't mistake the whelps with the rest of the pack. even though the wolves hunt as one there will always be differences inside the pack. besides darkcrusader (or jarn) is still really fresh. i'm more dissapointed in the bloodclaw greenhorn, by now he should have known stuff like that. guess i can only blame myself for not pushing the new whelps harder to pay attention to all the sagas, even the smallest of them

hahahahahaha... I always did like dogs. man's best friend after all... Templars are so cool, that we don't even need the Sus-An membrane or the Betchers gland. Ahem..... and do NOT touch the tabard.... just.. don't do it. Your counter attack and acute sense won't be enough to stay the power of The Skirt

 

The Skirt:

 

For every living thing who mistakes The Black Templar Tabard for a skirt, automatically assign 2 Wolf Guard Terminators with wet noodles to slap the %&@# out of them. :mellow:

 

I love how you guys don't know your own special rule XP... that was amazing... you get counter attack and acute senses.... we get preferred enemy.... for ALL our units....

 

Amazing that you'd type that out, just after saying it's a skirt. :o

 

As far as the Greenhorn goes, I see why he still has that title around here...

 

And yes, that was rather amusing.

and the cookie goes to whtdwrf11!!

 

*chomps down on cookie and washes it down with ale* I knew the answer before you even dropped the hint about the senses since my 3rd edition space wolves codex is pardon the pun a bit dog eared from looking through it so much that I had better know about the acute senses special rule.

as for you arez, i've discussed it with mekboy (the bartender if you don't know) and we've agreed on no more ale for you untill you know the codex by head...

I just dont know the stats as ive only played 2 games and I dont know what rules we have and the others dont.

 

don't mistake the whelps with the rest of the pack. even though the wolves hunt as one there will always be differences inside the pack. besides darkcrusader (or jarn) is still really fresh. i'm more dissapointed in the bloodclaw greenhorn, by now he should have known stuff like that. guess i can only blame myself for not pushing the new whelps harder to pay attention to all the sagas, even the smallest of them

Not your faults you are after all still a whelp yourself ;) :),JOKING.You've been a good teacher

 

As far as the Greenhorn goes, I see why he still has that title around here...

 

And yes, that was rather amusing.

See my comment to hendrik.

 

I'll learn as im planning on playing more.I do like the no sweeping advance rule though :D

Marshal Willhelm is full of hot air, but he's right alot of the time....

 

Is. that. so? :)

So cheeky, and especially considering you are talking about your Champion, the one who bested the best of the Emperor's Marines and the to be fulfilled Master of the UniverseTM!

:D

 

At least you were right with a lot of what you said about me being right a lot of the time. Had you said "all of the time", you'd have actually been right ;)

 

you're right the whelp made a spelling error, but even a son of dorn has to admit that the sixth was the greatest legion (as established by the horus heresy books, during a discussion between 2 different legions about which legion was the best) and that our strenght of body and will is superior to yours (heck we even get a special rule for it). do not think we don't hold the templars, brother astartes, not in high regard for they too are the allfathers will embodied. so sit down, let the whelps have their fun with the tabard as you'll have your fun with the ale but beware, for you're still in the wolves lair ;)

 

Not so.

• Sigismund replied. 'Are we going to scrap about it now. Argue which Legion is the toughest?

The answer always is, the Wolves of Fenris' Torgadon put in 'because they're clinically insane.'

 

Toughest ≠ greatest.

 

My school teacher was 'the toughest teacher in the region' is very different from 'the greatest teacher in the region'.

 

Tough just means Wolves can take a beating, like Rocky or Homer Simpson ;)

 

I love how you guys don't know your own special rule XP... that was amazing... you get counter attack and acute senses.... we get preferred enemy.... for ALL our units....

don't mistake the whelps with the rest of the pack. even though the wolves hunt as one there will always be differences inside the pack. besides darkcrusader (or jarn) is still really fresh. i'm more dissapointed in the bloodclaw greenhorn, by now he should have known stuff like that. guess i can only blame myself for not pushing the new whelps harder to pay attention to all the sagas, even the smallest of them

 

And people wonder why we don't give our young bloods power armour and choose to baby sit them on the field? :P

bah, marshall willie is a frequent guest here...he seems to like the fang better than the eternal crusader.i think the amount of wolf bits his templars rock might be his subconcious telling him something...

 

WLK

bah, marshall willie is a frequent guest here...he seems to like the fang better than the eternal crusader.i think the amount of wolf bits his templars rock might be his subconcious telling him something...

 

WLK

 

I am here because I have much compassion. I tend the sheep. :(

Wolf by name < wolf by nature ;)

:mellow:

 

I also provide a Jiminy Cricket *cough cough* to chaps such as Daro here on The Fang and Witchhunter Kraine on The Rock.

"Is this what the Emperor would really have you do, brother? You already play as his favourites, no need to seek his affirmation elsewhere" :tu:

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:)

i do find it funny you have to use implied guilt to keep your brothers in line Willie...maybe they just seek a more fulfilling way to serve the Emperor of Mankind?

 

I mean, wouldnt serving as one of his created first borns be more satisfying than serving as the younger, crazy brothers of Guilliman's decree?

 

WLK

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