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... you've cut your thumbs and fingers open so many times you risk law enforcement accusing you of fingerprint forgery.

 

This is of course a bit far fetched but gee, I've got so many tiny scratches on pretty much every single finger tip (actually, no, my pinkies seem to be almost free of them) that I have to conclude I've definitely been doing something wrong... :blush:

Your pinkie is jinxed you know?? :woot:

When the new chaos codex comes out, and within an hour of chatting with you mate on skype who collected the book for you, you have thrown a brand new terminator sorcerer together, despite your glue, knife/tools and main bits box at uni.

When you have filled up a shed with bits, boxes of models and gaming table (to be fair a few of those are the large star trek ship models, and a cabinet full of my dads old shoes, and some flatpack kitchen cabinets and a large fish tank and some tools.)

...When you're pretty sure there is a piece of x-acto blade stuck in your thumb bone, because you were carving off a piece of resin after having had no sleep the night prior from working on the same project, and you're pretty sure the blade had a new tip when it went into the top of your thumb...

 

And yeah, there's still a bump there.

When you hoard everything hobby related "because it might be useful later". That includes off-cuts of metal models that are barely recognisable, sprues (resin and plastic - I try to chop it up relatively fine so I can use it as basing), old lumps of solidified epoxy putty, handles of combat knives (and grips of guns) and, finally, all those odds and sods from various household junk that is of the right size but isn't immediately useful.

- when you plan to build an army and convert each model to the extent that they all look like sergeants, librarians, captains and chapter masters

- when you're paying 5$ for the Cupcake of Nurgle (I did, my throat was on fire for a few hours... At least I won and got a 100$ gift card ;))

- when you are wake up and your room mate tells you you were mumbling in your sleep about "the blasted xeno" and the "chaos scum"

- when you only realise you are bleeding when your World Eaters are covered in red paint. And then you remember you haven't even taken out a paint brush or paints.

- When you fall asleep while working and go to class with bits from your project glued to your hai (true story. I had my Librarian bits glued to my hair... I was way too tired to care)

 

Last one happened yesterday. All of these are true >.>

When you get really drunk, you are able to have a perfect lucid conversation discussing various power armour marks, both fluff and appearance wise, with a flatmate (Fortunatly, he plays as well, otherwise it may have been a bit weird :P )

When after hearing a parody song (aka "I killled my clan (and I liked it)") you start thinking of 40k parody songs, such as Abbadon singing "Stop in th name Of chaos (Before I break your heart), Sister of battle singing "Imperial girl" (Life in pewter, it's forever)", Ahriman singing "Rubric face", Horus "The sound of drums", and Magnus "Don't let me be misunderstood".

What in the Emperor's name is the Cupcake of Nurgle? :S

 

Ok... This was on the Seattle Battle Bunker's Birthday... Basically, the Store MAnager's wife, makes 20 cupcakes. 19 of them are amazing and delicious. 1 of them is the most disgusting thing you will ever taste in the entire world. The one who gets that cupcake wins the pot of 100$... Guess what lucky fellow got a cupcake with:

-Wassabe

-Tobasco

-Anchovie sauce

-No

-and to add on to it, the chocolate had raw fish right under it >.>

 

That is a cupcake of nurgle... At least I started up my new World Eaters with the winnings xD

What in the Emperor's name is the Cupcake of Nurgle? :S

 

Ok... This was on the Seattle Battle Bunker's Birthday... Basically, the Store MAnager's wife, makes 20 cupcakes. 19 of them are amazing and delicious. 1 of them is the most disgusting thing you will ever taste in the entire world. The one who gets that cupcake wins the pot of 100$... Guess what lucky fellow got a cupcake with:

-Wassabe

-Tobasco

-Anchovie sauce

-No

-and to add on to it, the chocolate had raw fish right under it >.>

 

That is a cupcake of nurgle... At least I started up my new World Eaters with the winnings xD

 

 

Dear God-Emperor...not sure if that store manager is Dark Eldar or not when I hear this....

What in the Emperor's name is the Cupcake of Nurgle? :S

 

Ok... This was on the Seattle Battle Bunker's Birthday... Basically, the Store MAnager's wife, makes 20 cupcakes. 19 of them are amazing and delicious. 1 of them is the most disgusting thing you will ever taste in the entire world. The one who gets that cupcake wins the pot of 100$... Guess what lucky fellow got a cupcake with:

-Wassabe

-Tobasco

-Anchovie sauce

-No

-and to add on to it, the chocolate had raw fish right under it >.>

 

That is a cupcake of nurgle... At least I started up my new World Eaters with the winnings xD

 

 

Dear God-Emperor...not sure if that store manager is Dark Eldar or not when I hear this....

 

Hey, I got 100$ out of it. I onlycomplained the first 30 minutes xD

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