Mantras Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 So, a really random thought occured to me the other day, but it made so much sense... Two Missing Primarchs, powerful long lived beings with strange abilities censured by the Emperor for acts so serious, that he was forced to purge them from all history and human knowledge, lest it contaminate and ruin his long term plans for his glorius Imperium. Looking through the material, I have come to a startling conclusion of Magnus like clarity. Obviously, the missing Primarchs are Edward and Jacob from the Twilight, and the Emperor in his eternal wisdom decided to expunge them from histroy, for the sake of ALL human kind in the future. Just me that thinks this could be GW's secret reveal to boost HH sales.....? :) Mantras Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponAdept Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dude, that post. I love you. B) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2889667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Nah, the two missing primarchs ended up on the same feral world; they are Jaime Lannister and Gregor Clegane. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2889679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassWave Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Nah, those weren't the missing primarchs, the ones the op mentioned the Emperor just renamed to Leman Russ and Sanguinus :( :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2889720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkangilos Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Nah, those weren't the missing primarchs, the ones the op mentioned the Emperor just renamed to Leman Russ and Sanguinus :lol: :) DON'T YOU DARE EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! THAT IS THE WORST FORM OF BLASPHEMY! :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Nah, those weren't the missing primarchs, the ones the op mentioned the Emperor just renamed to Leman Russ and Sanguinus :lol: :) H-HE- *twitch& -HERES- *twitch twitch* Well, I'll concede Sanguinius has a very sparkling personality. However... IDLENESS! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyaenidae Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 The truth is that the missing Primarchs are Charlie Sheen and Bob Saget.... :blink: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coryphaus 101 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 That post is so true (the first one). Five bucks says Leman Russ smashed the second one to show him what a real wolf was. Either that or what BassWave said. When you think about it it actually makes sense. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Either that or what BassWave said. When you think about it it actually makes sense. Supporting a heretic only doubles your sins. :blink: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silent Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Come on, we all know one of the missing Primarchs was Sigmar. The Emperor didn't want him because his world was such a xenos-infested mess. ;) The other one is Chuck Norris, but the Emperor was just too scared to go anywhere near him... :blink: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tezdal Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Doesn't matter who the missing primarchs are, Draigo obviously travelled back in time and murdered them. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponAdept Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 I rekon one of em was Steven Segal. The Emprah got tired of his "I'm so mystical" attidude and bad film titles so kung-fu'd his ass. The other one was Stephen Hawking. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coryphaus 101 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Oh please. We all know one of the missing Primarchs was me and the Emperor expunged me from records cause he didn't want someone as awesome as me existing and stealing his thunder. The other one? Well they obviously came to earth in the comet that wiped out the dinosaurs and still roam it today in the form of Bear Gryll's. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Schwarzenegger and Christopher Hitchens? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeMeister Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Jedward? :o :blink: BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponAdept Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Bear Grylls for Primarch! :blink: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Well they obviously came to earth in the comet that wiped out the dinosaurs and still roam it today in the form of Bear Gryll's. I thought the Alpha Legion destroyed the dinosaurs. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCrusader Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Alpha Legion destroyed the dinosaurs,but Bear Grylls bought them back to life just to kill them again... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coryphaus 101 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Just imagine: Primarch Pee Sports Drink, made from natural ingredients. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apothecary Vaddon Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Just imagine: Primarch Pee Sports Drink, made from natural ingredients. No way that's just a sports drink. More like 50 cans of redbull in 16 oz. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2890786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorse Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Jedward? :P :P BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!! Then throw some S10 AP1 Melta Sniper Ordnance Large Blast Poisoned (2+) onto it, just to be safe. But seriously, very entertaining idea Mantras :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2891003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulkansFury Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Well played Sir Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2891372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justcar Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Schwarzenegger and Christopher Hitchens? Exactly! The Hitch just HAS to be one of the lost primarchs! I don't know why I didn't see it! ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2891505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantras Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 Haha, never expected such a good responce :) And makes sense even further, Russ is the Emperor's executioner, he smashed Jacob to show him who was the Alpha Male, and then killed the Vamp cos thats what they are meant to do in that Universe. I blame Tzeentch... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/239535-missing-primarchs/#findComment-2891586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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