Rebel J Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 "Quick, Brother Pilot, roll a 2+!" "We made it, Sir! but what about our plastic jumpbase?" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/MJSinistar/pictoruslibrarius/60513015002btls4.jpg Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 "Left, I said, brother, LEFT!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Loken Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I think they're coming up to a toll booth and the gunners digging around for exact change. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronophague Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Someone peed on my seat... Damn Scouts... Cheers Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyall Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 'Oh look, brother, t'is a flying Grot carrying it's red-and-checked egg, I hear they migrate in droves when cold season comEGAD! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimdarkness Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Look at the size of the guns that sister's packing. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dam13n Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 "Brother, I know that speeding this close to a lava flow is rather exciting... But my seat appears to be melting and the padding is sticking to my arse" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castlerook Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Pilot: "Brother....you cannot fire a heavy bolter "Gangsta style"! It's forbidden in the Codex Astartes!" Gunner: "Awwwww" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Cambrius Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Gunner: Brother this is not an ideal location... Pilot: It's all part of the challenge brother, don't worry! Gunner: Emperor preserve us! We've got lava bombs coming in hot! :blink: Being a budding volcanologist I've got a field day of making scientific jokes here. Cambrius Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemFX Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Flying shoe! Flying shoe! Does whatever a flying shoe does. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeller Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Gunner: *Hank Hill gaaah* Pilot: *Like a boss* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julgolax Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 *Gunner* "You did remember to turn off the homing beacon in the back, right brother?" *Pilot* -pause- "I thought you did..." *Drop Pod* -ffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOM!- -thundering explosion- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellos05 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 *pilot*- brother why are you unzipping your armor? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mike Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Pilot "Pah. Convection schmonvection. Fire can't hurt you unless it's touching you!" Gunner: "Where did the floor go?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybrus Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Pilot: "If you look over there you can see where Anakin Skywalker lost both arms and both legs, cause someone had the "High Ground" Gunner: "Quick get to the "high Ground" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Debonair Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Pilot: "According to the Sat-Nav, we're outside the cathedral where the heretics are holed up..." Gunner: "...I think this vehicle's machine spirit might be angry with you, Brother." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2933917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual Heresy Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 As the battle reached its zenith, Brother Lucas was suprised as the Tyranid Prime ran to the Tyrant crying and shouting "Mummy". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Proteus Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 "Brother, we're almost out of fuel, and every curbside is lined with red! We've no place to park!" -Proteus Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidKits Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Gunner: um... brother you know we're decending ... right... *blinks* brother? *looks over* Pilot* *snoring loud enough to drown out an Eviscerator cutting through a land raider* Gunner: oh crap... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Gunner: "I told you so." Pilot: "I've told you once, I am not asking for directions! We are not lost!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Pilot: Look, what do you want me to do? The GPS said the Starbucks was here. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 "Ummm, brother, you might want to look up from that auspexe..." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan-096 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gunner: umm... is that Defence gun pointed at us? Pilot: shut up, I'm trying to focus on the road! *BOOM* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan-096 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gunner: sir, please be more careful. You broke the gun mount Pilot: oh well, we're headed back to base. The techmarines can fix it then. Gunner: oh, I guess you're rig-LASCANNON!!! *the speeder never made it back to base* Gunner: you're an idiot.... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2934943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zincite Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gunner: "Look, brother, a Ultramarine Thunderhawk!" Pilot: "Woe! That we could have such perfect Genesee-" *Pilot proves once again the perfection of the Ultramarines, who would never have driven a Landspeeder into Molten Lava.* :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242636-just-for-joke/#findComment-2935106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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