Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 *press* Whoops pressed it Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Slaps Conan upside head for even trying to reach the button. "When Firenze wants it pushed, it'll get pushed> " Tosses claw towards Jonas...... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Slaps Conan upside head for even trying to reach the button. "When Firenze wants it pushed, it'll get pushed> " Tosses claw towards Jonas...... ...and Jonas catches the claw neatly before dunking him head first in a keg of ale. Here, have a drink! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 "now that's teamwork! i'll help a hand aswell!" as hendrik lifts up the whelps legs, trapping him in the keg up to his middle. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 *glug glug glug glug glug* Conan's voice echoes up from the empty barrel 'if this is the punishment for trying to touch the black button I want to try again!' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 now comes the hard part, getting out again! ever since the great tavern brawls started mekboy has made sure all the kegs are brawl proof! i'd love to see you find a way to get out of it that doesn't involve hitting you with a powerfist! no forte, you can't, really, no, put that down, NO, PUT IT DOWN i said! damn you whelps! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2941972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Conan goes flying through the air from the power fist punch. 'I believe I can fly, I believe I can tou-' he is cut of as he crashes into the wall.'god damn it who put this here?' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikochet Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Why´s the ale gone?? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 I think *burp* arez drank it. *burp* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Is our equivalent to a shotgunned beer a keg and a wolf claw or chainsword? Somebody hold a keg up for me. Plus we can take the rings off the keg and try to toss them around Conans keg for sport. Is our equivalent to a shotgunned beer a keg and a wolf claw or chainsword? Somebody hold a keg up for me. Plus we can take the rings off the keg and try to toss them around Conans keg for sport. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 "What the frak was that?.....Firenze......I threw your Thunder Hammer ONCE. And it stopped the Battlewagon. GET OVER IT!!!!! And please......don't let anyone else get hold of that box. AREZ...GET AWAY FROM THAT BLACK BUTTON YOU LITTLE........" *hits warhorse over the head with an empty stein then grabs the control box*Hmm wonder what this does? *starts randomly pushing buttons* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 "What the frak was that?.....Firenze......I threw your Thunder Hammer ONCE. And it stopped the Battlewagon. GET OVER IT!!!!! And please......don't let anyone else get hold of that box. AREZ...GET AWAY FROM THAT BLACK BUTTON YOU LITTLE........" *hits warhorse over the head with an empty stein then grabs the control box*Hmm wonder what this does? *starts randomly pushing buttons* :snatches the device away and gives Arez a hard smack on the nose: Bad dog, no biscuit! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 "What the frak was that?.....Firenze......I threw your Thunder Hammer ONCE. And it stopped the Battlewagon. GET OVER IT!!!!! And please......don't let anyone else get hold of that box. AREZ...GET AWAY FROM THAT BLACK BUTTON YOU LITTLE........" *hits warhorse over the head with an empty stein then grabs the control box*Hmm wonder what this does? *starts randomly pushing buttons* :snatches the device away and gives Arez a hard smack on the nose: Bad dog, no biscuit! I dont like biscuits any way. :wallbash: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 12, 2011 Author Share Posted December 12, 2011 'who mentioned biscuits?' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2942461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "Hang on Jonas..." dumps keg of nasty, cheap booze Zynk brought in down Forte's armor. Smiles evilly with one titanium fang, "Now hit that red switch...." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "Hang on Jonas..." dumps keg of nasty, cheap booze Zynk brought in down Forte's armor. Smiles evilly with one titanium fang, "Now hit that red switch...." Cheap?! The lord of the Night Angels drinks only the finest ale! chugs massive stein Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutzot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "Hang on Jonas..." dumps keg of nasty, cheap booze Zynk brought in down Forte's armor. Smiles evilly with one titanium fang, "Now hit that red switch...." Cheap?! The lord of the Night Angels drinks only the finest ale! chugs massive stein since when is wine an ale? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "Hang on Jonas..." dumps keg of nasty, cheap booze Zynk brought in down Forte's armor. Smiles evilly with one titanium fang, "Now hit that red switch...." Red switch, you say? :Points the device and hits the requisite switch, causing a high intensity laser which ignites the booze on Forte: ..... Firenze, I think I found the conversion beamer! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 since when is wine an ale? Huh? Zynk looks at the tankard in his hand, which he mistook for his ornate goblet By his majesty the Emperor I though that "wine" tasted funny! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 without even a whimper. Forte runs at the closest window and hurls himself through it to the long drop and cooling snow below. The "frrrraaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk" and eventual hisssssssss can easily be heard above the laughter throughout the hall. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2943969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 Huh what's that blue button do? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2944032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max_Dammit Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This thread has run its course i presume, dont make me close it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2944111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassill Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I smell a whelp! Ah, welcome Conan! Though you are far from being a Wolf Lord! :P *slaps Conan across the back and hands him an ale* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2944394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Conan Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Thanks kassill and yes I am Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2944979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 *walks in grumbling about all the noise and the fact the young pups should be training rather than drinking, grabs and ale and heads back to his lair* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/242955-hey/page/4/#findComment-2945928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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