hobointherain Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 After spending many hours thinking very hard and very seriously about my chapter fluff, which still remains incomplete and without even a name, I decided to have a bit of fun after learning the medical definition of Void. So here come The Excretors and their mighty battleship The Colonic. After being infected by a nasty breed of tyranid tape worms, a very big and important Imperial Saint requests the aid of the Excretors. The brave and Brown armoured astartes are shrunk down and injected into a not very nice saintly orifice, where they do battle to this day with the Tyranid Tape worms of doom! Time to stock up on brown paint! feel free to share your own comedic ideas for my own personal amusement Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grotsmasha Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I'm sure you'll have a blast wih Doghouse's thread, The Cosmic Space Knights [of Doom] Cheers, Jono Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2943677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobointherain Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 lol excellent, thats given me all the encouragment I need to creat a sewer dwelling chapter recruited from sanitation workers Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackoption Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Why does the image of TMNT come to mind after reading that? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobointherain Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 lol pizza scoffing marines! I'll see if my green stuff skills extend to modelling dungaries and mops onto a tac squad! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Hail to the Excretors!!! It would be hilarious to see a image of the fabled- saint himself Ish Von Stinken II. With the cunning trench leader Captian Stinky making head way further to expunge the foul, right out of the foul... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roma Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 LOL, you could even do a board of a gestral tract to fight nids on! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobointherain Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 haha thats perfect, cleansing the gastrointestinal tract of a hive ship that is somewhat "bunged up" We are the Excretors! and we come to irrigate! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 exerpt from Tales of the Astartes Excretors ( graphic novel out soon in year 2020, or something like that.) Sargent Laxitonia: " SQUAD 5 roll out of beds, get your sorry ;) outta bed we've got a bing in sector "C". " NOW MOVE IT!" Battle-Brother Diverticulitis: "YES SARGENT!, * turns to Squad five and shouts an order* Squad 5: * in unison " Hail the Excretors! The unit moved into there Thunder Plunger and headed to sector "C", to remove foul threat; be it a backed up colon, or a xenos threat... There trek to sector "C" was nothing out of the ordinary until they arived on scene. The battle brother of the Excretors disembarked there trusty Thunder Plunger, and quickly set up area sweeps, and location recon. A few servitors attach to there unit ventured forth to get communitcations set up. Minutes later the servitors locator beacon disconnected, Thunder Plunger pilot Colorectal hailed the unit from inside the cockpit. TP pilot Colorectal: " Sargent Laxitonia, this is TP pilot Colorectal.. Our servitors trasmissions failed about 2 click due north east near sector 2C." Sargent Laxitonia: " Confirmed Colorectal, we will head out immediatly to investigate" * sends message threw vox communitor, three marines moved out to that direction. - thats all I have for know feel free to expand the adventures of the Astartes Excretors. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2944855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackoption Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I can't tell if they are a Nurgle warband or Anti-nurgle specialists anymore.... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2945425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I can't tell if they are a Nurgle warband or Anti-nurgle specialists anymore.... Sorry no Nurgleites were harmed in the making of the Ecretors. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2945605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Grilled Bacon Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 The first time I heard of the Adeptus Custodes, I imagined golden armoured Space Marines mopping the floors of the Imperial Palace... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2992790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 the golden boyz make sure the palace stays nice and shiny... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-2992797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduros Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Qwerty Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-3012474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachymike123 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 i imagine they are dedicated well and truly to the golden throne! "The throne protects" should be their chapter motto Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-3012605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Of all comedy you picked toilet humor? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-3012610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobointherain Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 toilet humour is like a default setting for humanity, when all other means of communication break down, bust out a fart joke, never fails Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/243384-comedy-chapters/#findComment-3013649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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