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the saga of how arez got his new chainsword


hendrik

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it was a cold night like this, as the lower parts of the fang lied burried under meters of snow. winter had come to fenris and as the winter came so came the ritual of wolfmass. as all the whelps went to bed and put their self knitted socks above the fireplace the night came and all of them dreamed happy dreams about blood, maiming the enemies of the imperium and the occasional bolterbabe.

 

it was on that same night that arez greenhorn couldn't sleep, so excited about wolfmass he was! and as the whelp peered to the skies from under his blanked he suddentyl saw it!

 

outfitted in a modified suit he saw a reincarnation of russ himself! a tall heroic figure with a beard as white as snow, and a nose allmost as red as his armour! his face reminded him a bit of lord rags however!

His fiery red armour was decorated with polished white trimwork and the occasional missletoe decoration. and yet this was not what really caught arez his attention. Oh no, you see whelps, the most notable thing about this figure was that it was riding a landspeeder storm, carrying a big big made of hides in the back. and as the landspeeder approached arez's eyes began to close, as if magically made to do so.

 

And so, as all the good whelps woke up that morning did they find a new chainsword in their sock.

and this, my friends, is the story of arez and wolfmass.....

 

 

 

MERRY WOLFMASS TO YOU ALL!!!!

Nice story.

 

I have a bit of a gripe, though which makes this story a little implausible. As the Fang protrudes into space, I find it highly unlikely that it is buried under meters of snow.

 

That is all.

 

Merry Christmas. :P

Merry Wolfmass.

 

*goes over and picks up the new chainsword*Is this some kind of joke? Why does the handle look like a horn and is painted green? :blush: :unsure:

No idea at all ;)

 

Merry Wolfmass and great tail there Hendrik.

Merry Wolfmass.

 

*goes over and picks up the new chainsword*Is this some kind of joke? Why does the handle look like a horn and is painted green? ;) ;)

No idea at all :angry:

 

Merry Wolfmass and great tail there Hendrik.

 

Great tail? Is it Christina Hendricks? Lol merry wolfmas all

Merry Wolfmass.

 

*goes over and picks up the new chainsword*Is this some kind of joke? Why does the handle look like a horn and is painted green? ;) :lol:

No idea at all :rolleyes:

 

Merry Wolfmass and great tail there Hendrik.

 

Great tail? Is it Christina Hendricks? Lol merry wolfmas all

He just hasn't spotted it after the traditional Wolfmass game of 'pin the tail on the pack leader'.

Merry Wolfmass.

 

*goes over and picks up the new chainsword*Is this some kind of joke? Why does the handle look like a horn and is painted green? ;) ;)

No idea at all :lol:

 

Merry Wolfmass and great tail there Hendrik.

 

Great tail? Is it Christina Hendricks? Lol merry wolfmas all

 

 

+1 to Mrs Hendricks tail. ;)

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