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Unforgiven Christmas Presents.


Brother Immolator

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A brand new longsword to all initiates who've shown valour on the field.

 

A spectral kitten to all Watchers in the Dark who've been good sidekicks to the Inner Circle.

 

A brand new bike to all recent inductees to the second company.

 

A customized blade of reason to the most ruthless Interrogators.

 

A meeting with the Emperor for the Supreme Grand Master.

A brand new staple for any initiate whose hand has come lose from his forehead.

 

A little manual of self-criticisms for any initiate who has started to think that he is pure and redeemed, rather than having to constantly watch against Falling.

 

A Power Razor for extreme self-harm, for use to purge impure thoughts, since our marines are genetically engineered super-soldiers and a regular razor would barely leave a scratch.

 

A plush lion to snuggle up to on those cold asteroidal nights, when one's thoughts are momentarily troubled at the thoughts of all the thousands of innocents one has slain over the years. For extra comfort, when you pull the attached cord, the lion says phrases like "No-One Is Innocent" and "Better A Thousand Innocent Worlds Burn Than One Fallen Angel Walks Free".

A plush lion to snuggle up to on those cold asteroidal nights, when one's thoughts are momentarily troubled at the thoughts of all the thousands of innocents one has slain over the years. For extra comfort, when you pull the attached cord, the lion says phrases like "No-One Is Innocent" and "Better A Thousand Innocent Worlds Burn Than One Fallen Angel Walks Free".

 

That has to be the best since now.

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