Forté Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 *slowly raising himself from the floor, head down with his hair covering his face. A low growl coming from within. Eyes glowing yellow through his hair* The wolf grows hungry. The wolf wants to hunt. *slowly moving towards the door, still looking through his hair, low growl becoming louder. Steps speeding up and breaking into a low run. Eyes fixed on the door as he runs passed the table where his axe lay. Snatching it up as he passed without looking for it.* "That's a dead man" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2971865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 *slowly raising himself from the floor, head down with his hair covering his face. A low growl coming from within. Eyes glowing yellow through his hair* The wolf grows hungry. The wolf wants to hunt. *slowly moving towards the door, still looking through his hair, low growl becoming louder. Steps speeding up and breaking into a low run. Eyes fixed on the door as he runs passed the table where his axe lay. Snatching it up as he passed without looking for it.* "That's a dead man" who has two thumbs and is a Dead Man walking ME ... * fumbling around with this stupid du-dad trying trigger blasted parking lights on. * hears noise, sniffs air, smells dog.. Looks around, does not see a dog, but does see :tu: off hairy man, half running with a limping foot, and nice looking axe in hand. Attempts to try the du-dad-whatcha-ma-call-it one more time. Sees lights flash in fore ground, puts du-dad in left pocket, and squats down... *The one know as Forte runs full speed like a crazed wolf jumping over transport speeders left, and right snorting, and breathing out a dence misty (stinky elk meat most likely) breath, his eyes glowing in the dark. Tiny pupils illuminate from under a shab of redish mop hair. He dashes forward to lunge into the RAW, spearing forward like a weapon thrown from the gods, to only miss the red warrior by a second, as the RAW burst off into the air with his jump pack in seach for his transport. Forte now airborn smashs into a royal purple looking transport, Disturbing what ever was lurking inside that purplish colored vehicle Out steps a Astartes which what Forte thought to be a dress, and muscle sinew looking armor, and an evil smile. It just so happened to be Mephiston making out with one of the lovely bar-maids. She ran off, Mephy eyes intensified, and glemed with warp energies... *I cannot say what happen next, as to the truth of it was.. well I wasn't there to watch that beating. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2971903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathen Hammer Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 * Shuts off Metallica and yells at the top of his lungs "Is that what we are he to do eh? Alright brother." Turning on Cannibal Corpse and grabbing the nearest stool, he starts to circle pit, swinging the stool high above his head. Managing mid circle to run to the bar and grab a tankard and chug it without losing a step or a drop. Only stopping long enough to grab Postal and Russ Brother by the shoulders and start a wall of death right in the direction of the door * The door smashes open with the force of Mjalner and three Wolves come barging out and tumble into the snow, wind and darkness * Looking up, He sees a red armored emo warrior. Focusing his eyes he see's the outline of nipples in the sinewy chest piece, "Nipples, really?" Shaking his head he grabs his brothers and sprints back into the pub. There is no time to waste on the nippled, sparkly eyed figure, theres drinking to be done. * Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2971927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *hammer smashed face blaring out in the background... grabbing two of the lovely looking bar maids, hendrik, postal and heathen... crashing about, flattening a table and sending flagons tumbling... shouting raucosly and head-banging furiously...* "shame about the pansy nipple Red Armour wearing Woman floating about outside... hahaha" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2971932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphus Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Welcome to the Fang :) although I must admit a was a little worried before clicking on the post, I thought somebody had died. Fortunately, that is not so! :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrikthegrim Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *coming to* why does my head hurt so much? Barkeep ales all around. *picks teeth with antlers while waiting* *walks up to forte with tankard* I just want you to know i blame my wolf priest for this. *punches forte* BRRAAAWWLLL!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverik_girl Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Welcome to the Fang! Welcome laddie, have an ale on me! Wolf priests been busy, this is the third (or is it fourth?) new whelp in a week. aye, but only time will tell if those new whelps decide to stay... only then can we truly call them a wolf. For now I see them as bandwagons and cannon fodder for warhorse, our wolf lords/priest and all the greybeards target practice. * Woobles in, hobbles to the pub table. Asks the unkept barman for another Baal's seasonal Stout . looks around, he smells the air, its smells like wet animals, and beer, checks out the good looking bar maid.. looks at puzzled look on barman face. And realizes this is definitely where I did not park my Storm Raven. Just as he wobbled in he leaves without a trace but a truster noise in the background. Gotta love how outlanders come into the tavern and call it a "bar/pub" bringing in weapons, while we wolves need not but use our own bodies/fist as weapons.... that right there is the difference between real men and puppets/soldiers. Besides, who calls a tavern master a "barman" LMAO. You might aswell call those fanatic battle nuns, hookers or the Emperors Custodes, janitors in shining golden power armor hahahaha. Ohh and we don't serve your fancy drinks. Because they're far too WEAK for the warriors of the Rout. We only drink the hard stuff! Only hardened warriors worthy of our Wolf King can drink Mjod! Fenris brewed mjod!!!! Me thinks someone needs to get their optics checked, because there are no "barmaids" or "bolter-babes" on Fenris and at these taverns... Those are merely sevitors dressed in drags. Must have came from Commander_Alexanders closet, when he was a Lion loving marine. Only worthy warriors of the Fang deserve the entourage of shield maidens, like myself and female aett guards, or even the occasional female navigator. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *RAW finds Storm Raven parked somewhat at an angle atop a curb. He clumsily crawls in to the pilot chambers, making sure the cup holder was engaged his bottle of mead that he happen to walkout with, no one noticing. (well maybe the old one that was stroking his meltagun knew,*shrugs shoulders* ah whatever..) Turns key card into main controls to Raven, thrusters engage loud roar from behind RAW can be heard. RAW cocks his head listening to something in his headset. :D He picks up noise that is louder than the thrusters that can be heard. A loud thrashing noise, with someone speaking about viseration, and mutalation, RAW shivers with the thought of what happens at Slanneshi concerts. His twin hearts start thumping vigorously at the noise going on at the beer hall. His neck muscles begin to involuntary moving on their own. bobbing down to the noise of the racy music outside he feels like he needs, like he needs something. He cannot put his mind on it like a digging, dragging feeling of rage, something inside calls out, and is calling out for :devil: ... MORE BEER. The RAW unlatches his seat harness, and hobbles down from pilot chambers, and briskfully strides back to the beer hall holding one arm in the direction of his transport he clickes the du-dad, and a blinker light iluminates the back of the RAW as he walks into the hall. As the RAW walks into the glorious bar hall full of wonderment, and glee. He notices the loud hauler playing the music. He notices the three Grey warriors dancing in a circle, thrashing, and punching, and holding up a hand gesture of a fist, but with the 2nd, and 5th finger held up in the air. The RAW felt he needed to call to his cousin the Flesh Eater because he would love to this, and interact with the crowd. He stumbles over to the barman, and asks for a pint of ale. (as he had noted the other locals have done before him). The barman obliged and handed him a liquid beverage with soft foam bubbling over. The RAW takes a swig, with the foam, just a miniscule amount of liquid flowing down his perfectly groomed goatee. *belch. The RAW looks over to the corner to see the same old one still sitting quietly with his meltagun. He notices the one called Forte has managed not to die horribly by Mephiston. He looks over to walk, as a beauty :blush: strides by with a plate of stinky meat, and bread, and and begins to follow like a automaton without cognizance as he follows the steam trails from meat, and warm bread. He follows till she put the food on a serving tray near a large oaken bench full of Grey clad warriors. All were gorging on the stinky meat, and chugging down huge mouth fulls of beer, and mead. The RAW sits down next down to a group of wolf warriors to busy on eating and drinking to note he was the so-call odd one out. Until the one of the warriors happened to notice this red clad warrior. The grey one notices the badge on the RAW shoulder pad brightly showing he was a member of the honor guard , and seeing a campaign marker. The grim look of the wolf warrior loosen as he seems to note to him self this fella is in the same side, and has fought the same battles along side his breathren. Just as RAW thinks he can go back to enjoying his stinky meat, and mead. He hears from a far corner of the hall, a thud noise, and a yell of brawl. As the fight breaks out the RAW hold his inner rage in check by making flurty gestures to the local bar maids. After the table get tipped over the RAW strolls over to the corner where two maidens are standing, and whispers something into both their ears, they giggle, and he wraps his arm over them, and escorts them into room near-by. :wub: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *falls to the ground in the brawl... sees RAW walking off with my lass and her sister!!! stands and shouts* "HEY RED ARMOURED PANSY... *BELCH* THAT'S MAH WOMAN!" *charges headlong through the brawl, knocking tables, chairs and a very angry patrik over and finally slams into the trio... picking my lovely lady off the ground and onto his shoulder... the grey armoured (lower half anyway) warrior walks back to the bar and plonks the woman on top...* meanwhile... *in the background the brawl gets back to it and suddenly all that can be heard is devildriver blaring out Another Night In London, the smashing of glass and eager shouts from the spectators as the whelps and a few greybeards go at it...* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 * As Russ Brother 92 smashed into RAW his auto sences reacted and half combat rolled into defensive stance, but that didn't happen after all the drink, he just landed on his back with the beautiful lass heaved on top. He smiled, so did she. The other one got grabbed, and hauled off by some random wolf warrior. RAW realising he could go help this human female from this warrior, but his keen eye, and ear caught that she is in fact his. With out hesitation he helps the lady female up, and continues to walk into the room. * Hours pass, out comes the RAW looking for food, and beer to see the fight has dwindled down, but the ale continues to flow. As he was more sober than the last few hours he walked over to the bar counter and aske the barman for the best stuff, the barman gives him a puzzled look. " I want you best stuff", RAW says again. Still a puzzled look on barman's face. Frustrated the RAW says, " FINE I'll have an ale." The barman reaches down to produce an ale. RAW grabs it and stammers away. He sits down to see a female "sheld maiden" grimly looking at him. He looks around as it maybe she is looking to his rear for someone else. he looks back.. nothing, look again back at her to she with same grim face, has still managed to not look away. With his expression the RAW :blush: thinks maybe he has stinky meat on his angelic face. So uses his talbard to wipe his face. Still the grim looking 'sheild maiden' , sits with a grim face, and finally speaks out. " Your no warrior of the Rout, what are you doing here! :D ." He looks down for a second, then looks back up with a determinated face. "Rout you say, no I am not with your chapter, nor would I want to be, ones that calls themselves the Rout. A word meaning retreat, a chaotic word for colapse of morale, and defeat. Astartes are warriors Are we not?. So to answer your question female. I am no warrior of the Rout, but I am a warrior of the Imperium, and those fools that cross me shall feel the burn of my pistol, and the quickining of my claws." The RAW gets up from his seat and walks out of the drinking hall. To his ship, is his destination. He enters his ship, straps in, loads settings, lifts off. And enters the edge of atmosphere, thrusters a go he speeds off looking for another world to expore in the name of Sanguinius, and to find the best drinking places this side of the galaxy. :devil: Edited: for grammer :wub: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *flooring the red armoured pretty boy with a punch that would behead a mortal. Spreading blood from his nose and taking a few teeth with it too. The one in red hitting the floor like a dead weight before being sat on by Forte to keep him down when he comes round." Shouting loudly "which whelp gave this off worlder Wolfwizz? You know only us Fenrisians can handle it. And the next pup to refer to the Aetts hallowed drinking halls as a pub is going out the window. And believe me...its a long, steep and rocky drop!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 *flooring the red armoured pretty boy with a punch that would behead a mortal. Spreading blood from his nose and taking a few teeth with it too. The one in red hitting the floor like a dead weight before being sat on by Forte to keep him down when he comes round." Shouting loudly "which whelp gave this off worlder Wolfwizz? You know only us Fenrisians can handle it. And the next pup to refer to the Aetts hallowed drinking halls as a pub is going out the window. And believe me...its a long, steep and rocky drop!" "Errr... well it was a test hahaha - see whether the big pansy in red could handle wolfwizz and mjod!! - still we've seen they can't" *grabs my woman... and her sister now free of the little RAW whose flown offworld... berating her for touching 'the pansy in red'...* one last parting comment... "I know about that long rocky drop.. 'eh forte haha - just before sepharus nine, you threw me out the bleeding window and it took me two sodding days to climb back up!!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrikthegrim Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 He looks like one of those custodes from Terra Shore. Excuse me Forte but i learned from the master. *attaches elk antlers, shaves one eyebrow, rummages through pretty boys man purse* aha. *draws big purple clown grin* Can you think of anything i missed? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Hmm....I may have something." *rumages through his many pouches and produces a fetching black basque and sets to work fitting it over the unconscious marines armour. Then delves back in his pouches and pulls out a clown nose, large blue rubber ears and something resembling a plastic cucumber which is glued right in the middle of the poor fellas forehead* "Right then, gather round" *out comes the camera and the group pose around for the customary batch of incriminating pics* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverik_girl Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 children at play "Rout you say, no I am not with your chapter, nor would I want to be, ones that calls themselves the Rout. A word meaning retreat, a chaotic word for colapse of morale, and defeat. Astartes are warriors Are we not?. So to answer your question female. I am no warrior of the Rout, but I am a warrior of the Imperium, and those fools that cross me shall feel the burn of my pistol, and the quickining of my claws." outlander you talk too much. By the time you finished yapping, the Iron Chin and I already fought off a kraken when we were trying out ice fishing down the shore. "Rout you say, no I am not with your chapter, nor would I want to be yet you are here amongst the wolves ones that calls themselves the Rout. A word meaning retreat, a chaotic word for colapse of morale, and defeat. you know nothing outlander, nothing of our ways or of our once legions past. We all have names, some of us more than one. Astartes are warriors Are we not?. So to answer your question female. I am no warrior of the Rout, but I am a warrior of the Imperium, and those fools that cross me shall feel the burn of my pistol, and the quickining of my claws." Question? mine was a statement not a question. And yes, astartes are warriors of the Imperium, and you are indeed a warrior. However the sons of Russ and daughters of Fenris are heroes of the Imperium. Yes you are a warrior, free to use your warriors weapon on fools who cross you during your astartes prayers and daily astartes routine. Yet all I need is to use a fist, an elbow or even my fingers to jab it in said fools eyes. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 as hendrik walks by skadi he "gently" taps here against the head. remember this is the fang skadi! a welcome place for all in the imperium Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Let him come round Skadi. He won't hear you otherwise. And he's not Iron Chin or Greenhorn come to think of it. Photo opportunity? And besides, we all know you'd snap him in two if he stepped out of line again." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 as hendrik walks by skadi he "gently" taps here against the head. remember this is the fang skadi! a welcome place for all in the imperium wolf brother, you've been slacking in keeping our claws entertained. Seems like even Skadi here is itching for a good murdermake :) I guess it's a good thing the "Inglorious side-quest" will be on its way here at the Fang. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 But we're keeping the new guest entertained Mav. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 as hendrik walks by skadi he "gently" taps here against the head. remember this is the fang skadi! a welcome place for all in the imperium wolf brother, you've been slacking in keeping our claws entertained. Seems like even Skadi here is itching for a good murdermake ;) I guess it's a good thing the "Inglorious side-quest" will be on its way here at the Fang. i'm blaming it on my finals! these are the grades that are going on my degree together with the results of my thesis so i'm pretty much studying ever since christmas... a horrific 186 hours so far, give ot take ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 haha very fun hendrik - what are you studying? :) and good luck :D anyway back at the tavern *russ brother runs in crying foul... everyone looking up wondering what he's been drinking now...* "they've nicked my bleedin' redeemer!!! that blasted RAW and his pansy boss 'ave nicked it I tells ya!"... *running outside he points to the large gap where the land raider was 'parked' and reads out a flag left in it's place...* "sorry we couldn't find our stormraven so we've borrowed this here land raider redeemer, please explain to the owner that it shall be returned once the tech-priests on baalhave had their way with it and tamed this damnable beast..." *russ brother lets out a great roar so the mountains themselves shake at his anger...* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Hmm. I think someone's spiked your drink too whelp. First. The red armoured piss drunk is still passed out. Second, he never had someone with him. Wolfwizz hallucinations is my guess. And last of all. There's no way you could get hold of a Redemer without Firenze beating the implants out of you. Now stop calling these hallowed halls a pub, tavern, bar, club or anything else or its a cold rocky swan dive for you!!!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 haha very fun hendrik - what are you studying? :) and good luck :D chemistry, and thanks! guess i should introduce some more liquid chemical mayhem is some of the stories soon! and getting hold on one of our redeemers, by russ what a fool one must be! he won't even be able to get of asaheim! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Brother 92 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 @forte I am no whelp! except in B&C terms admittedly I am but a blood claw - as for the redeemer it's a personal gesture, I visited firenze it's more of a borrowing policy - and yes if he finds out it's gone (maybe the mjod has funny affects on me and you considering one RAW flew off in a raven) he'll turn me into a blasted servitor!! @hendrik - very nice haha maybe you can figure some explosives to keep mav girl and forte entertained Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Stand up comedy must be your forte. I've borrowed from Firenze and he doesn't take kindly too it." Oh and Hendrik....good luck mate :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/245549-beer-battle-and-blood/page/2/#findComment-2972745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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