The Colossus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You know you're blessed by chaos when... An allergic reaction to your girlfriends new "allergy-free" face wash leaves three spots in the shape of Nurgle's symbol on your cheek. And your forehead........ LOL!! The.Latros.Sacrum I'm just thankful I haven't had any slaanesh-esque blessings. Nurgle I can live with. Although the flies are a trifle annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You know you're blessed by chaos when... An allergic reaction to your girlfriends new "allergy-free" face wash leaves three spots in the shape of Nurgle's symbol on your cheek. And your forehead........ LOL!! The.Latros.Sacrum I'm just thankful I haven't had any slaanesh-esque blessings. Nurgle I can live with. Although the flies are a trifle annoying. :lol: indeed a Slaanesh blessing could be a little worrying depending on what it was! I recommend you keep a close watch that your eyes dont start to merge together and a single horn doesnt start sprouting from your forehead lol! The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Colossus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You know you're blessed by chaos when... An allergic reaction to your girlfriends new "allergy-free" face wash leaves three spots in the shape of Nurgle's symbol on your cheek. And your forehead........ LOL!! The.Latros.Sacrum I'm just thankful I haven't had any slaanesh-esque blessings. Nurgle I can live with. Although the flies are a trifle annoying. :tu: indeed a Slaanesh blessing could be a little worrying depending on what it was! I recommend you keep a close watch that your eyes dont start to merge together and a single horn doesnt start sprouting from your forehead lol! The.Latros.Sacrum My stomach looks a little bloated. Should I be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You know you're blessed by chaos when... An allergic reaction to your girlfriends new "allergy-free" face wash leaves three spots in the shape of Nurgle's symbol on your cheek. And your forehead........ LOL!! The.Latros.Sacrum I'm just thankful I haven't had any slaanesh-esque blessings. Nurgle I can live with. Although the flies are a trifle annoying. :P indeed a Slaanesh blessing could be a little worrying depending on what it was! I recommend you keep a close watch that your eyes dont start to merge together and a single horn doesnt start sprouting from your forehead lol! The.Latros.Sacrum My stomach looks a little bloated. Should I be worried? I would definitely get that checked. Let me just refer you to a specialist doctor..... Now let me see...... Dr Bile is available next wednesday? :P The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Colossus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 It's ok, I know Dr Garreon fairly well. He may be newer, but he's cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 It's ok, I know Dr Garreon fairly well. He may be newer, but he's cheaper. Maybe so, sir. But I can assure you, Dr Fabius Bile takes a particular care and interest in his vict... I mean Patients! The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 And he works at a cheaper rate of ten slaves versus thirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Colossus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Trouble is, I already owe bile 200 odd slaves. 60 of which are Astartes. NEVER play drinking games with a Space Marine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Trouble is, I already owe bile 200 odd slaves. 60 of which are Astartes. NEVER play drinking games with a Space Marine. That's a bugger. You weren't drinking against a Space Wolf were you? The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Colossus Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Trouble is, I already owe bile 200 odd slaves. 60 of which are Astartes. NEVER play drinking games with a Space Marine. That's a bugger. You weren't drinking against a Space Wolf were you? The.Latros.Sacrum Aye, a stinking hairy thin blood. Damn him and his oaths to Bile. EDIT: I appear to be derailing this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Trouble is, I already owe bile 200 odd slaves. 60 of which are Astartes. NEVER play drinking games with a Space Marine. That's a bugger. You weren't drinking against a Space Wolf were you? The.Latros.Sacrum Aye, a stinking hairy thin blood. Damn him and his oaths to Bile. Agghh, indeed the foul spawn of Russ are champions of the drinking games. You should have played against an Iron Hand Space Marine. We all know that after the 6th bevvie, the Cyborg Astartes would be completely legless and end up spilling his next drink down himself, hopefully short circuiting the electrics of his robotic limbs thus leading to him forfeiting. Ah well theres always next time. EDIT: I appear to be derailing this thread... I dont think Im exactly helping to get the thread back on track myself. Whoops :) The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 EDIT: I appear to be derailing this thread... I dont think Im exactly helping to get the thread back on track myself. Whoops :) The.Latros.Sacrum It's Chaos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Latros.Sacrum Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 EDIT: I appear to be derailing this thread... I dont think Im exactly helping to get the thread back on track myself. Whoops :) The.Latros.Sacrum It's Chaos! Lol! Couldn't have said it better myself. The.Latros.Sacrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menkeroth Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I can say you're blessed by the Changer of the Ways when you have a plan and everything's goin' on as planned. And all changes happen to your profit B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphus Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 A single rubric marine beats Gazhghull Uruk Thraka in close combat. Let me guess, it's because he had either 1) been in a massive fight with Ahriman and barely scraped through leaving the one remaining marine to finish him off or 2) admit it, Gazzy was spawn. Or do you control the spawn? Idk. your flamers of tzeentch take down a reaver titan by themself. Um, how? B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 A single rubric marine beats Gazhghull Uruk Thraka in close combat. Let me guess, it's because he had either 1) been in a massive fight with Ahriman and barely scraped through leaving the one remaining marine to finish him off or 2) admit it, Gazzy was spawn. Or do you control the spawn? Idk. your flamers of tzeentch take down a reaver titan by themself. Um, how? B) Dude, it doesn't matter how or why. That's the whole point of this thread. To post when things actually go right for our Chaos forces in that once in a blue moon moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sviar Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 When a single Defiler saves your force from being wiped out. Without getting a single wound the largest block of Noobs I have ever seen annihilated my bike squad, my Nurgles and my Choosen and their Rhino. The next thing the Noobs was gunning for was my two squads of Black legions... thats when my Defiler had had enough and stepped in B) You know your're hated by the Chaos gods when all you have to do is to roll two 2+ to save your DP, and he ends up being killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 You know you're blessed by chaos when... You realise you control one of only two methods in the entire game (and the ONLY reliable one) for making sure Saint Celestine doesn't. respawn. ever. again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogdanTheBlessed Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I know I am blessed by Chaos when the Epistles of Lorgar start making sense! After all my emotions make me human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excessus Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I know I'm blessed by Chaos when my Alpha Legion have a massive winning streak against...Raven Guard! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer le Boucher Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You know your Blessed by Khorne: -When you don't roll a single 1 for Khârn of the game -You win by a marging of 8 KP -You still Win by just having 8 Aspirint Champs as Troops for the Objectives. -When a whole unit of Assault Veterans die in their Assault turn, against your unit, and you don't loose a man. -When your CC Defiler goes into combat and kills things, SS TH Termies included. -When you win against Blood Angels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caffeineated Chaos Posted February 7, 2012 Author Share Posted February 7, 2012 A single rubric marine beats Gazhghull Uruk Thraka in close combat. Let me guess, it's because he had either 1) been in a massive fight with Ahriman and barely scraped through leaving the one remaining marine to finish him off or 2) admit it, Gazzy was spawn. Or do you control the spawn? Idk. your flamers of tzeentch take down a reaver titan by themself. Um, how? :o Dude, it doesn't matter how or why. That's the whole point of this thread. To post when things actually go right for our Chaos forces in that once in a blue moon moment. Thank you. After all chaos luck is the fluffiest luck, except maybe for some ork-y luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 When you tell your models they will get a special paintjob if they perform well, and they do :o Alternatively, when you order paints from GW and they're late :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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