Melekharn Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 OH OH! A page from the works of Kallimakus - It could give one of your players a minor psychic power or something. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioche. "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..." "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. " Stolen from here Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3231864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techmarine Data007 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm not sure how rare that might be given that the Templars seem to carry them about. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3242349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rime Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 A lush world that resides aboard a starship? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3244324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verythrax Draconis Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 A second millennium computer/robot; A preserved Zoat; A complete set of Deathwatch armor with a Sons of Horus shoulder pad; A Bible; A copy of the 40K rulebook; A vial of Melange; A preserved Sandworm; A bretonian set of armor; The hammer of Sigmar; Eldar soul crystals; Some miniatures; The preserved body of Elvis Presley; The Longinus spear; The Holy Grail; A tombstone with the sentence "I Am Providence" engraved on it; A towel with the number 42 embroidered on it; The 2001's Monolith; A NASA Space Shuttle; A Da Vinci picture. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3247930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 A NASA Space Shuttle; Named Columbia. :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3247935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melekharn Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I'm not sure how rare that might be given that the Templars seem to carry them about. Ok then.. Maybe just a BETA copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail Thats right, not VHS... BETA!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3261780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Evar Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Stein of Russ Wine carraffe of Sanguinius Corax's feather duster A half empty bottle of metho wit "Cruze" scratched on. Fulgrim's hair pins Its late, all I got. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3278931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Stein of RussWine carraffe of Sanguinius Corax's feather duster A half empty bottle of metho wit "Cruze" scratched on. Fulgrim's hair pins Its late, all I got. How about Angron's stress ball? ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3279059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Torch. Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Horus' Pacifier, Death Star Blue Prints, Sanguinius' Twilight Fan Fiction, Russian version of Titanic about a ship that eats icebergs, A llama, The Gospel according to Jeremy Kyle, and a Zune. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3279519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniperhavens Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 The Emperors Birth Certificate A reasonably priced Forgeworld model A picture of The Sigilite as a child Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3279587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techmarine Data007 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 A long since scrapped Ordo OH&S proposal. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3279772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spafe Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 A jar that doubles what ever you put into it. Step 1:Tell the players exactly that. Step 2: hope you have a puritan member in the group Step 3: When player goes to retrieve doubled money/ammo/item of worth, inform them they have suddebly got two hands on that arm.... Step 4: hilarity ensures Step 5: realise they shouldnt be dealing with a tzeentch deamon Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3283998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex567 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 -The other other white meat. -Unsolveable rubix cube. -An official sisters of battle codex. -A copy of codex grey knights. -The preffered enemy special rule (he tells you their secrets). -A bottle of lotion and a slave to apply it. -An overly attached plague bearer. -Half a puppy. -A daemonette wielding a copy of 50 shades of grey. -A khorne beserker, that time of the month. -Imperial standard issue woopy cusion. -Leman russ. -The other half. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3287445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 - vial of Smallpox. - copy of the Bible, or any other ancient holy book. - handheld gellar field. - untainted geneseed from a traitor legion. - a map of a stable route through the maelstrom. - a child of the emperor, in stasis. - a master copy of Archmagus Delithire's The Complete Summation of Stasis Technology and Underlying Theory. - a living Necrontyr. - daemonweapons - An Enslaver. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3287784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rime Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Stein of RussWine carraffe of Sanguinius Corax's feather duster A half empty bottle of metho wit "Cruze" scratched on. Fulgrim's hair pins Its late, all I got. How about Angron's stress ball? He named a planet Stress Ball O.o? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3288688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techmarine Data007 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 -Half a puppy. ...-The other half. XD ... Ew... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3300834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torva Minoris Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 A jar that doubles what ever you put into it. Step 1:Tell the players exactly that. Step 2: hope you have a puritan member in the group Step 3: When player goes to retrieve doubled money/ammo/item of worth, inform them they have suddebly got two hands on that arm.... Step 4: hilarity ensures Step 5: realise they shouldnt be dealing with a tzeentch deamon Beautiful! That is exactly the sort of non-sense that I was looking for, perfect for conveying that everything does what it says on the tin.... exactly what it says on the tin!! I got a greedy player who plays a less than pious ecclesiarch priest who is going to hate this. :P As you say, you shouldn't deal with tzeentch daemons. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3302850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
k0k0z Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Jar of Warp Dust (i`ve got a jar of duuust !!!) Corrupted everliving geneseed a Necron scarab to fetch daily mail :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3302984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosLord Leon Enaek Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 A Mirror made of sentinent glass that shows you not how you appear but how your soul appears... except the vision of your soul is from a year ago. Leads players to believe that they are immune to the path of the radical becuase their soul isn't being leeched or stained until its far too late. The preserved body of a random Imperial Saint Daemonic Sword (well, more of a knife, but who can say where a knife ends and a sword begins?) that speaks and houses two telepathic daemonic personalities - the squeemish and artistic Dandillion and the murderous Krindle. A small crystal whose ability to tap and reflect light is of such beauty that it becomes increasingly addictive for the owner. The Eldar Wand, True Cloak of Invisibility and the Ressurection Stone The Emperor's Diaries M20-21 Proof that the Fifty Shades trilogy never happened - a secret that if revealed would bring peace of mind to Mankind. And so forth Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3303909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spafe Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Beautiful! That is exactly the sort of non-sense that I was looking for, perfect for conveying that everything does what it says on the tin.... exactly what it says on the tin!! I got a greedy player who plays a less than pious ecclesiarch priest who is going to hate this. :P As you say, you shouldn't deal with tzeentch daemons. Glad to help, Let us know how it goes. another that could be used is an item that makes everyone in the room look at it when it clicks. maybe a switch or similar. not connected to owt but when it clicks, everyone within the room (or Los/hearing distance/whatever) instantly has to look at the item. Now think about that, if thats what they are looking at, say while using a MUI link up, or a targetter... basically its an amazing way to have some...creative destruction. servitors instantly snap fire towards it, shoulder mounted psycanons open up, astropaths 3rd eye sears towards it. utter destruction. esp if the players are either very clever with it or very ignorant of it. An invisibilty device that requires the person to be naked can also be funny, as it means they can infiltrate well, but they are as well equiped as the day they were born once they are inside lol. A map that shows areas you want to see (including guard movements etc), but exactly what it looks like, in reverse. so you prepare to storm a room, consult the device, burst in spraying to the right, only to realise the guard whoes marking the door is jsut to your left... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3304769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Orlock Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 An invisibilty device that requires the person to be naked can also be funny, as it means they can infiltrate well, but they are as well equiped as the day they were born once they are inside lol. So, it only conceals your organic bits, or is it psychically attuned to only conceal those things that a character regards as part of their mental self image? If the former, I can see the techpriest jumping on it as a diagnostic tool to check out the operation of their bionic bits, or being used to inspect new people for suspected hidden bionics and concealed compartments. If the latter, you could wind up with characters who've worn say a digital weapon embedded wedding ring for the last score of years who manage to conceal it. Needs some thought into how it interacts with 40k's transhumanist themes. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3304924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spafe Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 So, it only conceals your organic bits, or is it psychically attuned to only conceal those things that a character regards as part of their mental self image? If the former, I can see the techpriest jumping on it as a diagnostic tool to check out the operation of their bionic bits, or being used to inspect new people for suspected hidden bionics and concealed compartments. If the latter, you could wind up with characters who've worn say a digital weapon embedded wedding ring for the last score of years who manage to conceal it. Needs some thought into how it interacts with 40k's transhumanist themes. This is the beauty of this type of object. it is whatever you wish. If you want to give the players one thing, or the other its up to you to say how its linked. Addiotnally it could only make the wearer think they are invisible. They have been told only others who are psykers can see them. So give that to a witch hunter and everyone can still see them but they are convinced they are invisble to normal men, meaning anyone who reacts must be a witch! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3305477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torva Minoris Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 , meaning anyone who reacts must be a witch! Leading to an "emperors new suit" situation were everyone is claiming the user is invisible to avoid the wrath of the witch hunters! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3305490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Mk.231 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 - a child of the emperor, in stasis. One of the Sensei? (One of the Emperor's descendants, covered back in Realm of Chaos: The Lost and the Damned) That would be cool. Maybe kept trapped so he can't achieve apotheosis? Let's see what I can add to this. - A book of a mad prophet that contains mention of the Star Child. - A piece of "The Hydra" (From the Jaq Draco novels). - The weapons and/or armour of Droombreed from when he was still mortal. - Lady Malys' real heart. - A deck of the Emperor's Tarot that actually causes an event somewhere in the galaxy depending on what cards are drawn. - The Sword of Luther, having mysteriously vanished before Interrogater-Chapain Uzziel could deliver it to Asmodai (short story The Black Pearl featured in Into The Maelstrom). - A shard of The Outsider (the 4th remaining C'tan, as yet to rise from slumber). - The original texts of Richter Kless (Liber Chaotica). - The end result of Fabius Bile's research, retrieved from the future. - An explaination to why named Daemon characters can appear in both 40k and Fantasy despite the claim the two universes are not connected. - A pair of white mice in stasis. - A copy of the Kaban Machine AI. - Scandelous photos of Guilliman's early years, depicting him wearing nothing but ladies undergarments, engaged in an immoral liason with a daemonette and a gretchin. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/263500-the-40k-cave-of-wonders/page/2/#findComment-3324705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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