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While Horus does speak Cthonic to his gene sons in Horus Rising, he also tells a touching story to the Mournival about the Emperor giving him a book on the ancient Zodiac signs to study, which I always read as an interaction between a child Horus and the Emperor, since with a grown man Horus it would be either comical or creepy.

 

Source on Horus growing to adulthood in a mine?

 

Horus says something along the lines of "we all worked in the mines" or something along those lines to some of his sons.

 

And why would a father giving an adult son (that has never been off the world he landed on) a book of star charts be comical or creepy. Horus was to be a general to lead the E's crusade across the galaxy. A book about of star charts seems...almost a necessity.

 

Page 312 of False Gods Horus has a vision of "home", Cthonia, not Terra.

Except that it's NOT a book of star charts one would give to a general, it's a child's primer on the stars that includes a listing of the 12 Signs of Zodiac. You can look on page 353 of Horus Rising for confirmation.

 

Man giving a young boy children's books = way of the world

Man giving another grown man children's books = what the hell, Emperor?

 

Although now I am imagining Emps trying to bond with a fully grown Russ over The Little Engine That Could

Except that it's NOT a book of star charts one would give to a general, it's a child's primer on the stars that includes a listing of the 12 Signs of Zodiac. You can look on page 353 of Horus Rising for confirmation.

 

Man giving a young boy children's books = way of the world

Man giving another grown man children's books = what the hell, Emperor?

 

Although now I am imagining Emps trying to bond with a fully grown Russ over The Little Engine That Could

 

You leave Thomas the Train out of this! I follow his teachings to this day!

Except that it's NOT a book of star charts one would give to a general, it's a child's primer on the stars that includes a listing of the 12 Signs of Zodiac. You can look on page 353 of Horus Rising for confirmation.

 

Man giving a young boy children's books = way of the world

Man giving another grown man children's books = what the hell, Emperor?

 

Although now I am imagining Emps trying to bond with a fully grown Russ over The Little Engine That Could

Eh, making up for lost time?

So which primarchs got Rupert ? I now have this image of the emperor trying to bond with all the primarchs in kiddy sort of ways, with everyone else (the primarchs included) finding it awkward and just playing along.

 

i can see it now,

fetch with russ

catch with guilliman

racing bikes with the khan

building blocks with dorn

hide and seek with corax

braiding sanguinius's hair

guess who with alpharius or omegron

 

WLK

Except that it's NOT a book of star charts one would give to a general, it's a child's primer on the stars that includes a listing of the 12 Signs of Zodiac. You can look on page 353 of Horus Rising for confirmation.

 

Man giving a young boy children's books = way of the world

Man giving another grown man children's books = what the hell, Emperor?

 

Although now I am imagining Emps trying to bond with a fully grown Russ over The Little Engine That Could

 

So what Zodiac signs are... Oh yeah thats right constellations. And constellations are... stars. Funny that, its like a book of star charts or some such.

 

Considering Horus had never been off the world he was found on. So the E started him off with some basics rather than skipping straight to deep space telemetry.

 

And I think the E bounded with Russ during a drinking game. Yeah that guy had some parenting skill issues.

i can see it now

fetch with russ

catch with guilliman

racing bikes with the khan

building blocks with dorn

hide and seek with corax

braiding sanguinius's hair

guess who with alpharius or omegron

 

WLK

 

Meanwhile, an increasingly flustered Lorgar is trapped in a game of "Buy the boy's affections" between the Emperor and Kor Phereon, which escalates to the point that Kor is having the De Profundis and the Crown of Colchis combined to be a Space Hulk Bouncy House large enough for the entire Seventeenth Legion to have a pizza party in, while the Emperor diverts forty percent of Terra's water supply into building a water park that is visible from Luna for he and Lorgar to spend the day at.

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