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A suitable punishment for Erebus?


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Yes I have read his section in Fear To Tread and yes I did smile however for arguments sake lets say he was caught out on Davin or on the Interex planet... Horus never falls and, after a good kicking from the Mornival, Lorgars whelp is dragged before him in chains. With the size of his conspiracy reveiled what would be an fitting punishment for him? Execution seems to abrupt... thoughts?

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let every space marine alive kick him in the balls one at a time

Assuming that there are 1 million marines, and each kick takes 10 seconds (time to get into position, kick and move out of the way), that would only take about 115 days........

 

.....yep, I did the maths ;)

 

Maybe if they went round twice?

only 1 million marines? i think there are more than that

 

but agreed i think once each is not enough, how about 10 times each. it can be a sort of initiation ritual for new marines as well "congratulations you are now a space marine, go on a pilgrimage to terra and kick erebus in the nuts 10 times as the final step to becoming one of the emperors finest"

who cares if they have balls or not, getting kicked between the legs that many times is gonna hurt teehee.gif

send him to an abandoned planet and make him build giant letters that can be seen from space that say "Erebus is a massive tool"

only 1 million marines? i think there are more than that

 

One million would be the conservative estimate, assuming there are on average a thousand chapters consisting of a thousand marines. Of course, some figures would be different either way, thus the average. 

Fabius Bile?

The Night Lords?

Really? You gentlemen want to put arguably the most successful corrupter of Marines in canon HH in close contact with the most likely to be corrupted by virtue of having a tenous grasp on morality and sanity Marines?

 

Is it just me, or is this very much like locking MacGuyver in a toolshed?

That's why I like the idea of sticking him with Gulliman even if they let him keep his vocal cords he would be like 'You know you could raise up against the...' and just recieve a prompt slap and get 'No one cares fanatic!'

Fabius Bile?

The Night Lords?

Really? You gentlemen want to put arguably the most successful corrupter of Marines in canon HH in close contact with the most likely to be corrupted by virtue of having a tenous grasp on morality and sanity Marines?

 

Is it just me, or is this very much like locking MacGuyver in a toolshed?

Actually it's be more like putting McGuyver in that movie Virus right where the AI can get a hold of him.

Force him to argue with Richard Dawkins about gods and religions.

 

Aaand we have a winner

 

 

Force him to argue with Richard Dawkins about gods and religions.

 

Am I the only one who see's Dawkins talking and thinks of Kyrill Sindermann?

 

now that you mention it...or maybe Richard Dawkins is the Emperor...who knows?

 

Force him to argue with Richard Dawkins about gods and religions.

 

Aaand we have a winner

 

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Force him to argue with Richard Dawkins about gods and religions.

 

Am I the only one who see's Dawkins talking and thinks of Kyrill Sindermann?

 

now that you mention it...or maybe Richard Dawkins is the Emperor...who knows?

 

Not the Emperor... maybe the Sigilite!!

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