Orks vs Black Templars - 1000 Point Bat Rep

[d3m01iti0n]

Here is the situation, to put it into perspective:  My friend couldnt make it this weekend with his IG, so my gf offered to play a game since she knew I was a little let down.  Her cousin was over too (he loves the game but would never collect) and there was a lot of beer and funny cigarettes around, so we played a fun game with some corner cutting for speed and to avoid confusion.  Some stuff I simply forgot because I was getting hammered.  No Challenges, occasionally forgetting to do stuff. 

 

I ran....

 

EC w/ AAC

MoS w/ PF

10 Initiates, 10 Neos, Flamer, Power Axe

 

5 Initiates, Plasma, ML

 

Typhoon MM

 

Typhoon MM

 

Stormtalon w/ Skyhammers

 

 

 

Orks:

 

Warboss, Bosspole, PK, TL Shoota 

5 CC Nobz

Battlewagon

 

3 Warbikes, Nob, Bosspole

 

Weirdboy, Warphead

20 CC Boyz, Big Shoota, Nob, Bosspole, PK

 

10 Shoota Boys, Rokkit

Aegis w/ Quad

 

5 Lootaz

 

 

Diagonal setup, Purge the Alien.  Warlord traits were useless so passed on em.

 

Turn One, Orks.  She blows my first Typhoon out of the air with the Lootas, who are hiding in a 3 story building.  Weirdboy gets WHAAUUGH and rockets across the board with the Green Tide.  Bikes hide midfield, Battlewagon moves up. 

 

Turn Tow, BT.  Black Tide runs straight ahead, heading for the Battlewagon.  Shooting squad heads for their building to hide.  Typhoon creeps out from behind the building and fires a Frag into the Aegis.  One Boy bites it.

 

Turn Three, Orks.  CC Boy squad, Weirdboy rolls Frazzle, no effect, closes BUT fails the charge.  Takes a few Overwatch hits.  Battlewagon pulls up to the main gate of the building and charges the Black Tide.  Lose a few Neos.  Shooty Boy's Quad Gun blows the other Typhoon up.  Shooty Initiates duck back a little bit and opens up on the Green Tide, few minor deaths.  Bikes come driving up to the Battlewagon.

 

Turn Four, BT.  All assault rolls vs the Nob/Warboss squad.  Wipes it out with minimal casualties.  Consolidation move to duck out from the Green Tide and attempt to charge it.

 

Turn Five, Orks.  Warbikers get the charge on Black Tide.  More Neos down.  She declares the standard WHAAAUGH and charges the shooty Initiate squad.  Rolls damn near 76 attacks.  ONE INITIATE SURVIVES.

 

Now things start to get a little blurry from here out.  The Weirdboy got Ere We Go and ported right onto my Black Tide, who had to fight off both the remainder of the BIke squad and a Green Tide.  Storm Talon comes on the board, kills all but one Loota, and is promptly blown out of the sky by the Aegis. 

 

I was going to call it at that point, but she insisted on finishing (she only has fun if shes winning lol).   The remnants of my Black Tide (EC, Chappy, maybe 8 Initiates and 2 Neos) WIPED OUT THE GREENSKIN HORDES.  Only EC (all wounds) and an Initiate (Brethern model rockin the cape like a BAWS) survived the epic battle with a Warboss, 5 Nobs, 3 Bikers with Nob, and 20 man Greentide w/ Weirdy and Nob.  We were both stunned.  They ran into the middle of the field to go after the shooting squad, and we called it.

 

Tonight were going to finish up.  Its EC and an Initiate vs 1 Loota and 9 Shoota Boys in an Aegis with a Quad.  IF I get lucky, Ill sacrifice the Initiate to get an RZ and PRAY I can get the EC to hit the Shoota line and take a few Boyz down in a blaze of glory.  She is killing me in points, but it was fun for both of us.  I just wanted to run Tide vs Tide to make it fun and give her the advantage.  Next time Ill run an anti-Ork list and take her down a peg :)

 

 

 

[Giarc]

Wow, great BatRep! That sounded like a nice comback game almost. :) Too bad the talon didnt last longer.