Zynk Kaladin Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I know this is kinda random, but I thought this thread would be fun and semi-educational. I donno, say the Emperor ordered them to choose their dinner dish one fine 'eve. What do you think the primarch's favorite food would be? The Lion: Roasted Pheasant II and XI Legion Primarchs: Mystery Meat Fulgrim: Duck Perturabo: Portobello mushrooms? Khan: Fast Food Russ: Steak Dorn: Hardtack Curze: Metal Cookies (search Google Images \m/ \m/ ) Sanguinius: Linguine with Red Sauce Ferrus: Squash Angron: Kittens Guilliman: A healthy platter of meats, fruits, and veggies. Mortarion: Beans Magnus: Broccoli Horus: Ice Cream (Emperor's favorite?)Lorgar: Salad Vulkan: BBQ Corax: Pit and the Pendulum Alpharius/Omegon: ? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excessus Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A/O would eat bagels...I'm sure of it! Food with a mysterious hole in the middle, it's obvious they would be intrigued by it! :P (but seriously, A/O would eat some sort of extremely practical food, probably just some nourishment paste) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apothecary Vaddon Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A/O would eat bagels...I'm sure of it! Food with a mysterious hole in the middle, it's obvious they would be intrigued by it! (but seriously, A/O would eat some sort of extremely practical food, probably just some nourishment paste) Practical? Alpharius and Omegon being practical for once? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA They'll be eating whatever you're eating, because it won't be you eating it. It'd be them. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 A/O would eat bagels...I'm sure of it! Food with a mysterious hole in the middle, it's obvious they would be intrigued by it! (but seriously, A/O would eat some sort of extremely practical food, probably just some nourishment paste) The hole is philosophical and symbolic... yes.. :D I'm sure realistically all primarchs eat nutritious paste and xeno children. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356887 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excessus Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A/O would eat bagels...I'm sure of it! Food with a mysterious hole in the middle, it's obvious they would be intrigued by it! (but seriously, A/O would eat some sort of extremely practical food, probably just some nourishment paste) Practical? Alpharius and Omegon being practical for once? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA They'll be eating whatever you're eating, because it won't be you eating it. It'd be them. They are pragmatists, as is the whole legion. Their battle barges and armours are quite unadorned and dull to look at, and they value secrets and lies before any nutritional value whatsoever. So if you ask them what they ate, you'll probably walk away none the wiser(what they said could just as much be a lie as the truth), and most likely not knowing wheather they ate at all even... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Sounds like the Alpha Legion eats soy products. Dull, void, bland, can be put into anything, fits them perfectly. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excessus Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Sounds like the Alpha Legion eats soy products. Dull, void, bland, can be put into anything, fits them perfectly. And mayonnaise... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hmm, not sure though. I hate both but I don't mind the Alpha Legion. My warband can definitely use them(or at least one of them) as a "black market" go-to guy. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 I'm modifying Curze's dinner to Cocoa Puffs. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vazzy Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I think count chocula would be more appropriate for Curze... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I think Curze should eat cupcakes and sweet tarts. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demus Ragnok Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 My wife is of the opinion that they ate small children and unicorns! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I think only Fulgrim can stomach a unicorn. Those things are on their own little level of evil. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekim_Trub Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Guilliman would order a Caesar Salad imo. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I think he'd eat tofu. And Angron would eat steak while the Khan would eat some delicious fajitas. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durfast Spiritwolf Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I'd put Russ down for pea soup, pickled herring, ryebread and rødgrød with fløde ;) Edit: Pufferfish or a similarly poisonous dish sounds right up Mortarion's alley... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3356999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitor13 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Mortarion: Beans Also, dare I say it? Russ: II and XI Primarch Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobointherain Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 thats gonna be one epic dinner table. So what about the emperor? I imagine him eating cheerio's covered with scotch... And for some reason I see Malcador running round in drag playing mother... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksad Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Russ? elk covered in a slightly sweetened ice-troll sause sang. the blood of a thousand virgins, with a bit of lettuce. alpharius a cheeseburger Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatchCaptainAzrael Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Lion: raw meat in early stages of putrefaction, rotted in the finest overgrowth hiding places of Caliban Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitor13 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Whatever Alpharius is having, Gulliman will criticise it for not being nutritious enough. Or for Alpharius being inefficient with the ketchup. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavement Artist Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The very idea that Johnson would eat Roasted pheasant whilst Fulgrim is left with something as pedestrian as duck. He'd eat nothing but vol au vents, served on the chests of hairless eunuchs. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/274553-primarch-food/#findComment-3357428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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