Drii_Jokker Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I, Drii_Jokker of the Crimson Slaughter pose thee, the mighty chaos legion, a question. Take my name however you wish to do so, but this question is of utmost importants. Why, when i am filling in the registration form, does the Great Lord Inter-Net not accept my answer to the security question? The question I was asked by the Bolter and Chainsword's fearsome gatekeeper was "Who sits on the Golden Throne?" I, like any other Chaos brother, answered, "The False Emperor", but NAY! I was denied entry and cast back into the Eye of Terror. The soldier that stood at the gates must have been of imperial persuasions, rather than a non-bias entity. So brethren, I ask you this. Are we despised even by the Great Lord Inter-Web? Must we conform to these Imperial views if we are to communicate with our fellow Chaos brothers? And if so, why? When we too so rightly participate in the battles of Warhammer? Please enlighten me brothers. -Drii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellios Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Where can I purchase some of whatever you've been taking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drii_Jokker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Haha hey man, its just a question. (and ask your doctor for Electroxin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sception Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Try entering "the Corpse God, that festering malignancy at the rotten heart of the galactic cancer which masquerades as the so-called Empire of Mankind". Note that it's case sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosLord Leon Enaek Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 "A rotting corpse on a mouldering throne" also works :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguecaster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Hey I like the rotting corpse on the throne for some reason it really seems exactly what Nurgle would want A rotting corpse on a mouldering ruling over a corrupt empire that has stagnated refusing change, spreading death and misery to the galaxy to both its own subjects and enemies fueled by the deaths of billion like a bloated parasite feeding off a dying host For some reason I now want to try that to see what different names for tge emperor would work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtoof Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 The actual answer is 'Alpharius' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drii_Jokker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 I ISSUE A CHALLENGE! The winner is the person to find the single most awesome name for the emperor, winner is decided by likes and scores double points if it works in the registration form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drii_Jokker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 The actual answer is 'Alpharius' No...no, no, no, that festering meat bag does not deserve a title. Horus killed him, its only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosLord Leon Enaek Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Who sits on Terra? Who is enthroned there? A false god, a rotten idol fallen low! The weakling Imperium calls him 'Emperor', but we see him true! He is the betrayer, the false father, the loadstone around the neck of Mankind. His 'light' casts long shadows in which Humanity stagnates and falters whilst his 'faithful' hoard riches and influence. He turned from his sons, and from us - his champions - and left us out in the cold to die! He is naught but a corpse on a dulled throne and we shall see him swing from a gibbet before we are done! The weakling Imperium calls him 'Emperor', but I name him 'Tyrant'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drii_Jokker Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Who sits on Terra? Who is enthroned there? A false god, a rotten idol fallen low! The weakling Imperium calls him 'Emperor', but we see him true! He is the betrayer, the false father, the loadstone around the neck of Mankind. His 'light' casts long shadows in which Humanity stagnates and falters whilst his 'faithful' hoard riches and influence. He turned from his sons, and from us - his champions - and left us out in the cold to die! He is naught but a corpse on a dulled throne and we shall see him swing from a gibbet before we are done! The weakling Imperium calls him 'Emperor', but I name him 'Tyrant'. Ok yea i am trying that, if it doesnt work there is something wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosLord Leon Enaek Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Thanks for the support :) @teutonicavenger: whenever I write up the post battle reports (in character) for my fledgling Death Guard I explore how my Nurglites mix with their foes/allies - in many they mock Imperials for being repelled by the DG's worship of rot when their own god is also a rotten god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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