WarriorFish Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Indeed... If the game were like Bioware's you'd have two choices: "save entire planet" and "sacrifice everyone to Khorne"... no thanks. Now if we're talking in the style of The Witcher that I could get behind. Let us scurry around covering the galaxy in greys and living out "the ends justify the means" and more. That's the Inquisition game we need and deserve. Suffer not the awful writing. Also that's a terrible cough you've got there Sanguinius, sounds Nurgley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Bioware! Make. A. Warhammer. Game. NOW. Erm. I'd rather not Bioware make a [Warhammer 40,000 game]. I don't want second lieutenant Mira to come back with a jacket instead of combat armor to show off her latest breast job along with her new L'Oréal hairdo, an entire order of the Adepta Sororitas with their tits hanging out as they battle heretics, the camera to make a huge zoom on your female navigator's butt every times she talks, a whole race of bisexual space minxes with as much concept of personal space as the World Eaters have of mercy or a dating sim with tsundere dark eldars wearing nothing above their belts. (Un?)fortunately, CD Projekt RED are slated for the next 3-4 years on Cyberpunk 2020 development. Maybe the next license after that? Once can only dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Could be worse...Electronic Arts could have made one... BitsHammer, *Furyou Miko and WarriorFish 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Could be worse...Electronic Arts could have made one... E.A. Sports. Its all the same. WarriorFish 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Well, Electronic Arts are making Warhammer Total War through The Creative Assembly... and guess what? Chaos is a release-day DLC to sucker people into preordering it instead of waiting for reviews to state whether their product is worth anything or not. Seriously, that's like the Huns not being available from the core game in Attila Total War. *psssst. the topic. the TOPIC* Ah, yes. CaptainHelion and RolandTHTG 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHelion Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 ...Why do the meltaguns ALWAYS have a pilot light. WAR 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomus Sardauk Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) @CaptainHelion: Because most people don't seem to realise they aren't flamers, they're heat rays essentially, they're the weaponised lovechild of a Microwave and a Hair Dryer, it's not flammable liquid, it's pure unyielding heat. *feels something poke the back of his head* Huh? Oh my, speak of the devil. Hullo Moderati-standing-over-me-ominously-with-a-Meltagun-pressed-against-my-temple, can I help you? What's that? The topic? What topi- *THWACK* Ah yes, that topic, my apologies... Hmm? What's that? Stop narrating this conversation for the other readers, the joke has run it's course? Well if you insist... Edited February 26, 2016 by SanguiniusReborn Servant of Dante, BitsHammer and Brother Cambrius 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Seeing as there seems to be a fuel canister between her hands, I'd say the artist gave a flamer the wrong barrel as opposed to giving a pilot light to a meltagun. BitsHammer 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 It does look more like a flamer with the wrong barrel. It also looks a lot like the Catachan flamers. BitsHammer and WAR 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHelion Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Right you are there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine God Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) Heresy her Fleur de Lis tattoo moves from right cheek to left cheek! If she had more faith in the Emperor and less in the Inquisition, she would not be in this mess. Perhaps the Inquisition symbol is actually a Sword Hilt? Also as an aside to the subject matter - Nice Threads! Edit: Spelling. Edited February 29, 2016 by Scion of Ferrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Bioware! Make. A. Warhammer. Game. NOW. Erm. I'd rather not Bioware make a [Warhammer 40,000 game]. I don't want second lieutenant Mira to come back with a jacket instead of combat armor to show off her latest breast job along with her new L'Oréal hairdo, an entire order of the Adepta Sororitas with their tits hanging out as they battle heretics, the camera to make a huge zoom on your female navigator's butt every times she talks, a whole race of bisexual space minxes with as much concept of personal space as the World Eaters have of mercy or a dating sim with tsundere dark eldars wearing nothing above their belts. Ehhhh....I don't know about this assessment since the Mass Effect armor is usually fairly conservative and works well as armor (there are a few characters who probably need to put some more clothes on but it's still a far cry better than this assessment makes it out to be). And shirtless Dark Eldar exist. See Wracks and Grotesques. Though I'm surprised there aren't shirtless Wyches. That said, the writing is the part that has the biggest chance of failing in my mind, not the character design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Pete Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 There are shirtless Wyches, at least male ones. I have several of the old metal ones, and the males are wearing a Sam Brown type rig. BitsHammer 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Tyler Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Let's focus the discussion on Adepta Sororitas artwork and not on xenos portrayals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 So the Astra Militarum leadership had a contest about making the best motivational poster to inspire the troops. Looks like Ciaphas Cain won. Firepower and BitsHammer 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 For some reason that picture amuses me. Love the small I on her heels too. Are they power heels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 No. The heels are solely there to better humiliate you when they step on you, so them cutting right through your body instead of slowly poking you until they break skin is counterproductive. BitsHammer and CaptainHelion 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Every part of that picture makes me want to purge it with the holy fires of my melta... yet somehow, it's oddly charming. MrFlutterPie, BitsHammer, Firepower and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 It's the cat. Makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taikishi Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) All I have to say to that poster is... Edited March 3, 2016 by *Furyou Miko That's not how vB tags work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 OK, to clarify, since several people have done it now, to make an image show up, you need ti use [ img] tags, and close them with a [/ img] tag - not an tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taikishi Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) Sorry. Thought I used [ img ] and [ /img]. Must have mistyped something and not caught it. That or I misunderstand what you mean since I'm used to php. Either way, I'll be in my quarters pleading for the Emperor's forgiveness, Miko-sama. Edited March 3, 2016 by taikishi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naminé Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Please can we keep the images in this thread Sister's appropriate. The discussion of high heels as weapons is seriously in danger of running its course too. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Every part of that picture makes me want to purge it with the holy fires of my melta... yet somehow, it's oddly charming. I know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Sorry. Thought I used [ img ] and [ /img]. Must have mistyped something and not caught it. That or I misunderstand what you mean since I'm used to php. Either way, I'll be in my quarters pleading for the Emperor's forgiveness, Miko-sama. Good boy. Actually, now you've said it, I've done some testing and roughly half the time the forum converts [img ] tags to the incorrect, non-working format of its own volition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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