GhostMalone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Malcador forgot that instead of the Lion suckerpunching Russ, we would've had the Lioness scratching the bloody lights out of the Wolfette. That just made me literally piss myself laughing Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Malcador forgot that instead of the Lion suckerpunching Russ, we would've had the Lioness scratching the bloody lights out of the Wolfette.Gives new meaning to "catfight", doesn't it? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Meee-oww /George Takei Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 So...the fight between the lioness and Kurzty would have her suckerpunching that hoe with a handbag or a removed 6 inch heel? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apothecary Vaddon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 So...the fight between the lioness and Kurzty would have her suckerpunching that hoe with a handbag or a removed 6 inch heel? A handbag that's actually a pouch carrying a mini fusion reactor and a removed 60-inch heel that doubles as a Force sword...yeah. Wouldn't have changed anything. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 . . . Am I the only one more terrified of the idea of a female Night Haunter than the male? When I try to think of a female Vulkan, I can't help but imagine She-Hulk with a palette shift. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Kurzty" would be the one with the annoyingly long 9 inch power nails Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 @Cormac No. No you are not. And if this is the road we're going down: Fem Lorgar is easy, Joan of Arc with Colchisian instead of French. Somehow, I imagine Fem Russ as having that "cauliflower face" you see on some professional fighters, the one that says "I don't keep my hands up in sparring." See Wanderlei Silva, or Cris "Cyborg" Santos for a female version. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Female fulgrim typical high school bitch, Female corax the emo check that brings everyone down. The female Magnus Scottish lassie with one eye. In a kilt :S Bad mental image Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3430996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apothecary Vaddon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you ... Fulgirl. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qdZnmm8rW1s/UQgqNHty5hI/AAAAAAAC0E8/OjD4QGbhByM/s400/kim+Kardashian+chess.jpg She already exists in our timeline. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 That explains that. And why I don't like Fulgrim all that much. EDIT: I tried. I can't imagine a downside to a Fem Curtzy. Try as I might, I can only see upsides and they aren't exactly BnC legal. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm not kidding the rage is unbelievable!!! But she is entertaining how a idiot good for nothing human becomes the focus of a generation when she seriously did not a single thing. Hmmm you know what just order exterminatus now the 41st millennium should never find this is what the epitome of current society is Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ace Ventura. One of our few redeeming qualities. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Yes!!! Jim Carey is a god! I actually can't believe you said that kol, my misses arranged for my birthday to watch dumb and dumber ace venturer pet detective and nature calls and also batman forever!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 That explains that. And why I don't like Fulgrim all that much.EDIT: I tried. I can't imagine a downside to a Fem Curtzy. Try as I might, I can only see upsides and they aren't exactly BnC legal. It's a twelve foot tall killing machine that will flay you, your family, your pets, your neighbors, your co workers, and everyone you spoke to this week with its bare hands because the voices in its head say that's a good idea. Adding boobies does not make this any better. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ferrus Manus - one of those female Terminators. Show one was better, movie one more fitting. Oh, God. Oh, God. She-Drake being tortured by Curtzy. OH GOD. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Angron would be terrifying like a crack whore protecting her stash Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctus Cornix Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 . . . . . . Kill me. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyall Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Not taking an oath on it, but I do think the Cyaphas Cain novels show some tension between women working together - though at least a good part of it is because Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, is also CHICK MAGNET!! Still, I too would think Malcador was joking. And it would actually be a very good one. In truth, though, it would change little to nothing of the final outcome. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosco Toppings Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I imagine Dorn to have only one facial expression: intense stare. Which is why I think Kristen Stewart would be the perfect female Dorn Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entei Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I imagine Dorn to have only one facial expression: intense stare. Which is why I think Kristen Stewart would be the perfect female Dorn I thought it was the Lion that had trouble showing emotions? From what I've read Dorn has no problems with that. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 According to the Nemiel Grand Slam, neither does the Lion. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy1391 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Oh Jerez this went sideways.... Lady Lorgara would be awesome! On the fulgrim note when he ascends I distinctly remember in some old artwork of his daemon form having boobs.... So Fulgrim is kinda a lady post ascension lol. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosco Toppings Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I imagine Dorn to have only one facial expression: intense stare. Which is why I think Kristen Stewart would be the perfect female Dorn I thought it was the Lion that had trouble showing emotions? From what I've read Dorn has no problems with that. I've always had him down as being rather stern and humourless but I suppose this could be applied to quite a few Primarchs Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entei Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Well, Dorn may look stern, but he can at least talk about how he feels(The Lightning Tower, The Last Remembrancer). The Lion doesn't seem to understand his own feelings and is described as looking cold and passionless for most of the time. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/278412-why-are-there-no-female-primarchs/page/6/#findComment-3431497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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