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Which primarch are you?


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Nope. Night Lords are equal opportunity employers. You survive, you keep your job. You die, you die.

 

Really? The Kyroptera must have one hell of a retirement plan then. I know I wouldn't want Sevatar as my Human Resources Director...

 

 

Nope. Night Lords are equal opportunity employers. You survive, you keep your job. You die, you die.

 

Really? The Kyroptera must have one hell of a retirement plan then. I know I wouldn't want Sevatar as my Human Resources Director...

 

 

Hey, the one guy who has smart enough to run into the corridor got to keep his job. Prime example right there.

Has anyone tried this Primarch test yet? Not that I have, but it can't be much worse than the last one.

 

"Temperature preference" Am I choosing a resort or assigning my personality to one of the many flavours of multi-tonne biological murder machine?

 

I am hoping this was made by an international fellow, otherwise I sincerely doubt finding any cunning insight from this one, apart from the pro's and con's of my ancestral sexual preference. 

Seriously, though.

 

2. army type

 

- elite, but small numbers

- horde of crapmonkeys

- moderate amount of mediocreness

- youre gay

 

Your options include crapmonkeys, mediocreness and "youre gay." For the kind of army you lead.

Seriously, though.

 

2. army type

 

- elite, but small numbers

- horde of crapmonkeys

- moderate amount of mediocreness

- youre gay

 

Your options include crapmonkeys, mediocreness and "youre gay." For the kind of army you lead.

Equal opportunity, man.

 

EDIT: I wonder what an army-horde of flying crapmonkeys would look like on the tabletop.

Angron?

 

But I described myself as calm, cool and collected! THIS QUIZ SUCKS! I'LL KILL THE PEOPLE THAT MADE IT! I'LL KILL THEM ALL, BUILD A SAMLADAH, AND....

 

Seriously, though "Do you think you're a [redacted]hole?" (Y/N) Maybe Angron and Curze would say yes, the other 16...

 

Happytastic. That's an answer.

What other adjective could apply to, say, Lion'El Johnson? Look at the way his lips seem to almost threaten to tilt slightly upwards as he bathes his blade in the blood of saints and sinners alike out of loyalty to his liege lord.

Has anyone tried this Primarch test yet? Not that I have, but it can't be much worse than the last one.

 

I got the Emperor... on a primarch test... which obviously makes logical sense.

 

Henceforth I nominate Cpt Uriel Ventris as warmaster whilst I go home and do science and stuff.  Go get 'em my son *manly tear*.  Also no more sorcery - er, psychers for a while.  Don't want anyone mucking around the warp whilst I do wizard science and break something important.  That would be totally uncool.  Finally, I AM NOT A GOD... GOSH.  *pout*

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Sanguinius the first time. Then did a second time to choose the other options that I was conflicted on, got Vulkan.

 

Took it again and chose the options I would like to be or do, rather than being honest with myself on what I am or would do, and got Corax. Did it again because there were still options I was conflicted on, got Lorgar.

 

So I'm a draconic angel who wishes he was a messianic raven. Yeppers. That's me.

 

I am Vulguinius Lorax.

 

And I speak for the trees.

 

LOL. You made my day. 

 

Vulkan for me. Not really surprising. 

 

Has anyone tried this Primarch test yet? Not that I have, but it can't be much worse than the last one.

 

I got the Emperor... on a primarch test... which obviously makes logical sense.

 

Henceforth I nominate Cpt Uriel Ventris as warmaster whilst I go home and do science and stuff.  Go get 'em my son *manly tear*.  Also no more sorcery - er, psychers for a while.  Don't want anyone mucking around the warp whilst I do wizard science and break something important.  That would be totally uncool.  Finally, I AM NOT A GOD... GOSH.  *pout*

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Don't worry, dad. I got this.

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with Erebus.

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