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Rank the primarch homeworlds from least to most pleasant


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You can also think of this as which planets would you least/most want to live on

 

I think the worlds can be divided into general categories and opinions will most likely differ when ranking worlds within these categories. IMO...

 

Tier 1 (Death Worlds)

Baal: irradiated wasteland with cannibalistic mutants and giant scorpions

Fenris: ball of ice and freezing cold water, landmasses rearrange seasonally, variety of dangerous fauna  

Barbarus: Sadistic alien overlords who practice grotesque necromantic arts, poisonous atmosphere, humans treated as cattle...this might just take the cake

Caliban (supposedly): immense forests haunted by voracious warp beats (humans seem to live OK in the castles and settlements)...I honestly think Caliban belongs in Tier 2

 

 

Tier 2 (unpleasant worlds)

Medusa: Volcanic wasteland

Vulkan: Another volcanic wasteland

Cthonia: mining world stripped bare and left to rot, inhabited by feral gangs/tribes

Nostramo: Hive world steeped in corruption and crime

Deliverance: Mining world, sucks to be a miner (kinda like Cthonia before the minerals were exhausted)

Nuceria: techno-feudal world, life very unpleasant for Nucerian gladiators, not sure about common masses

Chogoris: Violent tribal warfare and raiding, conflict between nomads and sedentary civilisation...but other than that, life seems to be tolerable (similar to medieval Mongolia)

 

Tier 3 (life's...not bad)

Inwit (it's cold but the inhabitants seem to have adapted quite well)

Macragge

Olympia

Chemos

Prospero

Colchis

 

Tier 3 worlds are all relatively civilised and stable. Inwit would probably be the least pleasant because it's an ice world, but life seems to be OK on all of them

 

Don't forget that Dorn had the most cherished and happy planet - Terra, after that it would be Macragge... Bottom two I'd say would be Barbarus or Baal, however I think Nostramo would be Tier 1, sure it's relatively advanced the world itself (environmentally speaking) isn't trying to kill you, however everyone and everything is controlled by mafia-style gangs with those at the top more than happy to lose a few [hundred] thugs at the bottom to kill one top line foe. It meant that your life means less than nothing, after all if the only way to get ahead in life is to take someone else's life then that's what you do.

I'd argue that Prospero, until it got blasted, was the best planet to arrive on for any Primarch. Macragge had a long list of problems which Roboute spent his time fixing... Magnus was taken in and looked after in an already civilised world. He was never under any real threat and lived in what can only be described as a paradise of golden and glass pyramids.

If anything there should be a tier 4 just for Prospero. 'Civilised'

Half of Inwit was in perpetual darkness I believe and it was cold than Fenris on the dark side since it was give you frost bite even through heavy furs. It also had death world level creatures living there to.

Read Savage Weapons by AD-B if you haven't. Through the character Corswain you get a dose of Caliban is truly like. Ill summarize. 

 

Swarms of super locusts that leave entire town empty.

Diseases that wipe out towns in a matter of days.

Beasts that roam and destroy whoever.

Demon at the heart of the planet. (Fallen Angels)

Fauna that is entirely unusable due to it having poison in its roots or it actually being inimical to human life.

So bad that the planet's population was barely at a sustainable level.

 

It should be portrayed as the worst possible image of Black Plague Europe, only that there were real werewolves, dragons, weregelds, cockatrices, manticores etc running amock.

 

That said Barbarus takes the cake.

 

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Chemos was a world with radiation storms where food was rationed and dwindling constantly and you had to get permission to procreate. Angel Exterminatus

Don't forget that Dorn had the most cherished and happy planet - Terra, after that it would be Macragge... Bottom two I'd say would be Barbarus or Baal, however I think Nostramo would be Tier 1, sure it's relatively advanced the world itself (environmentally speaking) isn't trying to kill you, however everyone and everything is controlled by mafia-style gangs with those at the top more than happy to lose a few [hundred] thugs at the bottom to kill one top line foe. It meant that your life means less than nothing, after all if the only way to get ahead in life is to take someone else's life then that's what you do.

Weeeeell, yeah Dorn had Terra as a recruiting center but not his homeworld. And even so, Terra is no paradise, its an atomic wasteland covered with immense hive cities (and the Emperors Palace which if Im not mistaken probably covers entire Europe).

I think pre-Vulkan Nocturne is probably tier one: you are on a flaming death world and having to deal with the dark eldar treating your people as a slave farming ground. It wasn't until Vulkan showed up that they fought off the DE and stabilized the human population of the planet (which still was never large), so he probably transitioned it from a tier 1 to a tier 2 in this ranking. When he got there, though, it's just as bad as anywhere else.

 

Don't forget that Dorn had the most cherished and happy planet - Terra, after that it would be Macragge... Bottom two I'd say would be Barbarus or Baal, however I think Nostramo would be Tier 1, sure it's relatively advanced the world itself (environmentally speaking) isn't trying to kill you, however everyone and everything is controlled by mafia-style gangs with those at the top more than happy to lose a few [hundred] thugs at the bottom to kill one top line foe. It meant that your life means less than nothing, after all if the only way to get ahead in life is to take someone else's life then that's what you do.

Weeeeell, yeah Dorn had Terra as a recruiting center but not his homeworld. And even so, Terra is no paradise, its an atomic wasteland covered with immense hive cities (and the Emperors Palace which if Im not mistaken probably covers entire Europe).

Dorn homeworld inwit is/was an imperial fists recruiting world

Read Savage Weapons by AD-B if you haven't. Through the character Corswain you get a dose of Caliban is truly like. Ill summarize.

Agreed, the Caliban we see at the start of Descent of Angels is after the Order has almost entirely wiped out the beasties, and its still not the nicest place in the world to live.

 

I would drop Prospero down from Tier 3 to Tier 2, due to the mind-eating parasites that were mentioned earlier.

 

I would say that Macragge was probably the least bad....

 

 

Don't forget that Dorn had the most cherished and happy planet - Terra, after that it would be Macragge... Bottom two I'd say would be Barbarus or Baal, however I think Nostramo would be Tier 1, sure it's relatively advanced the world itself (environmentally speaking) isn't trying to kill you, however everyone and everything is controlled by mafia-style gangs with those at the top more than happy to lose a few [hundred] thugs at the bottom to kill one top line foe. It meant that your life means less than nothing, after all if the only way to get ahead in life is to take someone else's life then that's what you do.

Weeeeell, yeah Dorn had Terra as a recruiting center but not his homeworld. And even so, Terra is no paradise, its an atomic wasteland covered with immense hive cities (and the Emperors Palace which if Im not mistaken probably covers entire Europe).

Dorn homeworld inwit is/was an imperial fists recruiting world

I thought the IF recruited from Terra mostly? But my point still stands: I would rather live on Fenris than on Terra in the 31st - 41st Millenium.

They recruit from Inwit to according to Crimson Fist.

 

After the heresy they have sole access to recruiting from Terra and then draw from places like Necromunda and any other world they rescue etc They only make chapels on these worlds though, and don't take over the planet's affairs or take tithes from it apart from perspective initiates.

Chemos was a great planet.  It's was just old and run down.  It had factories all over the place that no one had to use.  I think the humans there had a pretty good time before the warp storms

 

Ahh must have built up a crapness in my head. So Fulgrim just did up Chemos.

 

Prospero was just wonderful... except for the mind eating monsters that had pushed life on the planet into a fortress refuge...

Lol, does take the shine off the Prospero holiday brochure.
Living on Barbarus seems about equivalent to living in the laboratory of doctor Satan, if the upstairs was filled with poison and there was no escape. Winner for absolute most :cuss upbringing ever. Condolences Mortarion.

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