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The best legion (please don't hurt me...) *Hides*


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Let's see you say that when I'm bearing down on you with my chain axe and nails singing in my skull

What's this World Eater? I cannot understand your prattle with all the drible and foaming at the mouth. ;)

 

We cut our own hand off for a bionic replacement just to pay respect to our primarch. What do the XII know about implants that the Iron Tenth cannot improve tenfold brother?

Ron Swanson approves of just one legion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The XIIth

Guvna' Arnold approvres only one Legion.

 

 

 

 

The X

 

He was quoted as saying after hearing of the dropaite massacre:" Don't worry, they'll be back."

What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side.

Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan.

 

Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open.

 

 

What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side.

Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan.

 

Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open.

Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness.

 

Wait, :cuss . . .

What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side.

Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan.

Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open.

Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness.

Wait, censored.gif . . .

Name someone who doesn't fit in the category of pining over their lost father.

 

 

The best legion is the loyal legion.

 

Please, Dark Angel, tell us about the loyalty of a Legion.

Legatus..., instead of prooving why your army is the "best" legion (Ultramarines), you come here to dismiss one other's opinion in a thread that was clearly pointed as humourous ("please don't hurt me"). This is even more damaging as you know that my Dark Angels are from the 1st edition, where there were no fallen angels whatsoever.

 

But because you chose to dismiss one other's opinion, and don't tell everyone why Ultramarines are the "best" legion, I will do it for you.

 

Ultramarines are the best legion because :

 

- they know when a battle is lost, and always can flee a battle before dying. Clearly, that's don't make them not fearless, as their courage is without limit. It's just that they always can fall back, when the tactical reasons ask for it.

 

- they are one of the best politicians and probably lawyers and scriptors around. First, they are the initiators of the Codex Astartes, and second, with ten millenium after the Heresy, they are everywhere among the Space Marines. Indeed, most chapters yet come from the Ultramarine geneseed.

 

- the Ultramarine geneseed certainly helped for that, as it is one of the most pure, if not the more stable.

 

- blue is a mysterious color at first glance, but it is way more than that. It is the color of defensive attributes. Clearly, Ultramarines are the marines made of stone, impervious to fire, that protects the Imperium, and will never let their duty come second if a battle has to be made.

 

- some say that their legion is the one that wants to save humanity? This is wrong, as the desire of glory inhabits the Ultramarines, and they will die for humanity.

 

- Ultramarines have no inherent weaknesses, they can master everything because they are polyvalent. They also have many great generals, because Ultramarines are master-strategists. They never rush instead of thinking about what they are doing before.

 

Cheers.

What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side.

Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan.

Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open.

Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness.

Wait, censored.gif . . .

Name someone who doesn't fit in the category of pining over their lost father.

. . . For being weak and a failure? Because that was the specific whine I was referring to.

 

This is even more damaging as you know that my Dark Angels are from the 1st edition, where there were no fallen angels whatsoever.

 

Back then it was also said that the Dark Angels for unknown reasons lacked any historical records from the times of the Great Crusade or the Horus Heresy. So they could not really make any claims to notable loyalty during those periods.

 

Also, some of your reasons for why the Ultramarines are the greatest Legion seem to refer to the contemporary Ultramarines Chapter, not the the original Legion. Well, they were blue. But there were three Legions with a shade of blue (four if you count the Night Lords, five if you count the partial blue of the World Eaters). Before the Heresy, the Emperor's Children were said to have the purest gene-seed. Though later it would be suspected that their suscpetibility to Chaos were partially genetic.

Okay guys, just because you're all jealous that we have extra guns from our buddies the Mechanicum that go:

 

PEW-PEW-PEW-

 

and we all know Ferrus would have curbstomped Fulgrim if he hadn't gone and evolved into EMO DAEMON FULGRIM++++

 

plus, y'all traitor Primarchs would have had to like, hit each other with sticks if the Gorgon hadn't made them all extra killy uber weapons

Angron goes through at least three different weapons that we know of (Widowmaker, the one Skraal had, Gorefather/Gorechild).

 

So if Ferrus ever made such a blade for Angron, the World Eater used it until it broke and had to find a replacement.

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