Memento Of Prospero Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Let's see you say that when I'm bearing down on you with my chain axe and nails singing in my skull What's this World Eater? I cannot understand your prattle with all the drible and foaming at the mouth. ;) We cut our own hand off for a bionic replacement just to pay respect to our primarch. What do the XII know about implants that the Iron Tenth cannot improve tenfold brother? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMonkey Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ferrus Manus looks down upon Tenth and their bionic augments and weeps. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memento Of Prospero Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ferrus Manus looks down upon Tenth and their bionic augments and weeps. Manly tears of pure manliness ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMalone Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ron Swanson approves of just one legion The XIIth Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memento Of Prospero Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ron Swanson approves of just one legion The XIIth Guvna' Arnold approvres only one Legion. The X He was quoted as saying after hearing of the dropaite massacre:" Don't worry, they'll be back." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 It is kind of cute how you guys are arguing which Legion takes sixth place. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side. Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan. Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side. Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan. Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open. Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness. Wait, :cuss . . . Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side.Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan. Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open. Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness. Wait, . . . Name someone who doesn't fit in the category of pining over their lost father. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The Alpha Legion. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The Alpha Legion.Prove it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleax Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The best legion is the loyal legion. Please, Dark Angel, tell us about the loyalty of a Legion. Legatus..., instead of prooving why your army is the "best" legion (Ultramarines), you come here to dismiss one other's opinion in a thread that was clearly pointed as humourous ("please don't hurt me"). This is even more damaging as you know that my Dark Angels are from the 1st edition, where there were no fallen angels whatsoever. But because you chose to dismiss one other's opinion, and don't tell everyone why Ultramarines are the "best" legion, I will do it for you. Ultramarines are the best legion because : - they know when a battle is lost, and always can flee a battle before dying. Clearly, that's don't make them not fearless, as their courage is without limit. It's just that they always can fall back, when the tactical reasons ask for it. - they are one of the best politicians and probably lawyers and scriptors around. First, they are the initiators of the Codex Astartes, and second, with ten millenium after the Heresy, they are everywhere among the Space Marines. Indeed, most chapters yet come from the Ultramarine geneseed. - the Ultramarine geneseed certainly helped for that, as it is one of the most pure, if not the more stable. - blue is a mysterious color at first glance, but it is way more than that. It is the color of defensive attributes. Clearly, Ultramarines are the marines made of stone, impervious to fire, that protects the Imperium, and will never let their duty come second if a battle has to be made. - some say that their legion is the one that wants to save humanity? This is wrong, as the desire of glory inhabits the Ultramarines, and they will die for humanity. - Ultramarines have no inherent weaknesses, they can master everything because they are polyvalent. They also have many great generals, because Ultramarines are master-strategists. They never rush instead of thinking about what they are doing before. Cheers. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 What did the Traitors do when defeated? Oh, that's right! They scattered like cockroaches fleeing the light, doomed to be nothing but a thorn in the Imperium's side. Which is of course very different from how the X scattered to be minor pinpricks in the Warmasters side after Isstvan. Well, except for those who didn't even let Ferrus's corpse cool before they started cracking open that big vault of forbidden doodads he specifically told them never to open. Hey, at least we haven't spent the time since the Heresy nursing a bitterness over our father's failure and weakness. Wait, . . . Name someone who doesn't fit in the category of pining over their lost father. . . . For being weak and a failure? Because that was the specific whine I was referring to. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 This is even more damaging as you know that my Dark Angels are from the 1st edition, where there were no fallen angels whatsoever. Back then it was also said that the Dark Angels for unknown reasons lacked any historical records from the times of the Great Crusade or the Horus Heresy. So they could not really make any claims to notable loyalty during those periods. Also, some of your reasons for why the Ultramarines are the greatest Legion seem to refer to the contemporary Ultramarines Chapter, not the the original Legion. Well, they were blue. But there were three Legions with a shade of blue (four if you count the Night Lords, five if you count the partial blue of the World Eaters). Before the Heresy, the Emperor's Children were said to have the purest gene-seed. Though later it would be suspected that their suscpetibility to Chaos were partially genetic. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excessus Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ferrus Manus looks down upon Tenth and their bionic augments and weeps. I didn't know that a chopped off head could still cry... ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMonkey Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Iron Warriors are obviously the best because big guns and hazard stripes Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hands Fanatic Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Okay guys, just because you're all jealous that we have extra guns from our buddies the Mechanicum that go: PEW-PEW-PEW- and we all know Ferrus would have curbstomped Fulgrim if he hadn't gone and evolved into EMO DAEMON FULGRIM++++ plus, y'all traitor Primarchs would have had to like, hit each other with sticks if the Gorgon hadn't made them all extra killy uber weapons Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Meh. Ferrus's handiwork apparently couldn't meet the durability requirements of the Red Angel of the World Eaters. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demus Ragnok Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Meh. Ferrus's handiwork apparently couldn't meet the durability requirements of the Red Angel of the World Eaters. Wade illuminate this statement for me if you would be so kind. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Angron goes through at least three different weapons that we know of (Widowmaker, the one Skraal had, Gorefather/Gorechild). So if Ferrus ever made such a blade for Angron, the World Eater used it until it broke and had to find a replacement. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demus Ragnok Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Eh maybe. Angron seems to like chain things and the two I can remember Ferrus making were a sword and a beatin' stick. And some pistols or some such fire arms. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 He made weapons for many brothers, though I am not sure if he did for all of them. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Or if all of them even accepted said gifts. For example, Vulkan didn't accept his until Istvaan V. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Eremon Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Did he not accept it until then, or did he not use it until then? I was thinking the latter, but I could be wrong. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kol Saresk Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 IIRC, he didn't accept it until then. I'd have to look it up. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/285267-the-best-legion-please-dont-hurt-me-hides/page/21/#findComment-3572945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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