daboarder Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Everyone's favourite cocaine fueled drug addict operates as the primary antagonist of the new audio book Master of the hunt. I will let you know how it goes in 30 mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer le Boucher Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Its actually the only Slaaneshi model/character that i like, and that i would considere play, specially if one day they release a dataslate and that he makes Bikes troops... A whole army of Chaos Bikes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 would instantly be awesome, swarms of scoring bikes backed up by a pair of drakes.....instant solid build and thats the exact type of character the codex needs, unlocks and force multipliers. sigh, something new for the hate thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sception Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I expect him to die, be permanently sealed, or at least be banished for Xthousand years at the end of that story. Â They aren't going to put out a white scars story about them hunting just one dude and not have them get that dude. Â Since he doesn't have rules, hasn't in ages, is pretty obscure, and probably can't even be produced as a model anymore (else we probably would have seen him during the advent calendar thing last month), I imagine he's fair game for the BL authors to kill off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellios Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I don't know if I can post the ballad of Doomrider twice in one day... But I want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefect Apollyon Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Sorry, someone called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Since he doesn't have rules, hasn't in ages, is pretty obscure, and probably can't even be produced as a model anymore (else we probably would have seen him during the advent calendar thing last month), I imagine he's fair game for the BL authors to kill off. Â Cypher came back from obscurity, so Doomrider has a precedent to follow. I share your pessimism, though, but if there was an edition for him to make a return, the current Silly Edition would be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurglez Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 and even if the white scars get him, he's a daemon, he'll just come back :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Nice idea. Model stank personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Nice idea. Model stank personally. Â I didn't like it either, but I love interesting rules with bad models because it gives me a chance to kitbash and create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaeron Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I enjoyed painting that bad boy up for the Call of Chaos:  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/TheNewAgeOutlaw/GW/IMG-20131231-00701_zps787b5ade.jpg  Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1341/19/1341194960559.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1341/19/1341194960559.jpg  I was just looking at that picture on Google Image. If they bring Doomrider back in a dataslate I shouldn't wonder if was a flood of people doing similar conversions. The 'internet version' of Doomrider is certainly a lot more funny than the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sception Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggDiaQHA-I Faster than a Las-boltTerrifying screamHe's fueled by Coke and MetalHe is Daemon and machineHe's the Daemon bikerBreathing coke and fireSummoned by the cultists he is nighHe. Is. The DoomriderThis. Is. The DoomriderPlanets devastatedMankind's on its kneesA Daemon comes from out the Warp because a psyker sneezedDrowning out arty thunderBrandishing his steelEvil is now riding deadly wheelsHe. Is. The DoomriderThis. Is. The DoomriderAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*Instumental*Faster than a Bolter RocketLouder than a Noise MarineChromium plated daemon metalBetter than the Thousand Sons*Instumental*Riding high on cocaineWreathed in eldritch fireArmed with daemon weaponsHe lights their funeral pyresFiring Plasma weaponsForever he will rideHe's bringing Armageddon to them all-He. Is. The DoomriderThis. Is. The DoomriderBane. Of. Man. DoomriderDead. Ly. Wheels. Doomrider*Instrumental*He. Is. The DoomriderThis. Is. The DoomriderHe. Is. The DoomriderThis. Is. The DoomriderDoom. Doom. Rider. Rider.Doom. Doom. Rider. Rider-Can't. Stop. The Doomrider--DOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neigorath Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 DOOOOOOOOOOOMRIIIIIIDEEEEEEEERRRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyl- Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014  http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1341/19/1341194960559.jpg  I was just looking at that picture on Google Image. If they bring Doomrider back in a dataslate I shouldn't wonder if was a flood of people doing similar conversions. The 'internet version' of Doomrider is certainly a lot more funny than the original. I must admit that I do want rediculous rules for a stop at the "power fountain," but the most exciting part of his return [for me] would probably be the crazy conversions we'd see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 DOOOOOOOOOOOMRIIIIIIDEEEEEEEERRRRR!!! Â Â I like this one: Â ==The Ballad of Doomrider== Â "Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider. Na na, na na. Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom Rider. Na na, na na. He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandTHTG Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Everyone's favourite cocaine fueled drug addict operates as the primary antagonist of the new audio book Master of the hunt. I will let you know how it goes in 30 mins  So how'd it go? Were there piles of cocaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 I expect him to die, be permanently sealed, or at least be banished for Xthousand years at the end of that story. They aren't going to put out a white scars story about them hunting just one dude and not have them get that dude. Since he doesn't have rules, hasn't in ages, is pretty obscure, and probably can't even be produced as a model anymore (else we probably would have seen him during the advent calendar thing last month), I imagine he's fair game for the BL authors to kill off. OF ALL THE GODS CURSED MOTHER NG STUPID ING RETARDED STORIES THEY ING KILL HIM OFF....WHAT THE , what its not good enough that we're on the table now we get to be the bitch of every story with even our characters getting murdered to make some pissy little bitch of a loyalist character seem more epic, YOU GW YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 But tell us how you really feel... Â Seriously, though, is there no room for a daemonic resurrection in the story? What's so upsetting about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 not really, they make a point of it that his connection to the warp is severed, preventing him from disappearing back into the warp, and now they're going to stick his still mewling head on a pike...... It's upsetting because they just straight up have khan just rip his head off.....no rhyme or reason just because he can, and then it just reads like he basically gets the white scar equivalent of a tea-bagging for and giggles. YOU BLACK LIBRARY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Ambroz Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 What does ADB have to do with it? It was written by Josh Reynolds. He probably had no voice in it whatsoever. Really that surprised though that they killed off another of our characters to make their mary sue characters more mary sueish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 eh venting mostly just figured that someone around the office would have gone, hey thats a pretty silly idea killing off a chaos character, but seriously this is a new bull low for GW's loyalist fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Ambroz Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 There's so much of that going around, mortarion getting heart surgery, the daemon primarch magnus getting beat up by a metal box and now this. Who knows what they'll do next. I'm starting to just ignore a lot of the lore nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboarder Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 yeah I'm sick of the Saturday morning villain bull , give me renolds word bearers and their straight up kick ass butchery and desecration any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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