Kilofix Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I live out in the sticks. I have dogs. My dogs love going out with me into the sticks. I love my dogs. I can only imagine how awesome it must be to be a Chaos Lord and have 'pet' Defilers or Maulerfiends follow you around, wailing, scuttling and nuking stuff. Except for the whole being mutated and having a damned soul part of it. But hey, Chaos isn't for the faint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uprising Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I just want to fly around on my heldrake and feed it loyalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyl- Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This topic gives me hope and inpiration on a level I don't fully comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsmith Aznable Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I want to be my Warpsmith character. Not even my Chaos Lord, but my Warpsmith. All that guy does is make big, stompy robots with grabby claws and big guns. Everyone leaves him alone, because he makes dead kill-y, huge, scary robots for the warband, which they appreciate. I picture my Chaos Lord going down to the Armoury and saying, "what have you got for me today?" Like when the mailman would come to Mr Rogers house, except that Mr Rogers is an insane Terminator Lord and the mailman is wearing artificer armour and has a servo-arm, and he would say, "This one walks on five legs and has a battlecannon for a head!" "Awesome, Mr. Warpsmith! Let's go down to the Land of Make Believe and wreck the place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minigun762 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 *Imagine a pouting Defiler because the leader of the warband scolded it is quite humorous in my brain* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scribe Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Hah, great thread concept. I was wondering just the other day, how great it would be if I was a Nurgle Decimator, my son a Dark Apostle (he's actually claiming to be Eliphas the Inheritor right now), my wife a Daemonette of course, and our dog (white husky), the Flesh Hound. Where the mind wonders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clone Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This thread is crazy... The good chaosy kind of crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachymike123 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 as the owner of a puppy, i'd dread to think of the scale of training involved with such behemoths. actually, thinking about it, it'd be interesting to see a newly created defiler/mauler/forgefiend as they start to learn new tricks. there'd probably need to be a warband on standby mind to help house train it, but it'll grow out of that stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incinerator950 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'd expect my Chaos Lord to ride on a heldrake and shouting random incantations to no effect, followed by raining hadesfire down on them. When not cruising in style, he takes his Defiler out for walks, pointing at random things and shouting "Oh Yeah" when the Defiler dramatically walks through buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 A pet maulerfiend is badass, not gonna lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dam13n Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ... and then comes the day when the Chaos Lord is visited by Abaddon and the semi-trained Maulerfiend decides to hump Abaddon's leg then pee on his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uprising Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I want to see a chaos lord playing cards with the warbands dreadnoughts betting on years of service. The chaos lord would probably disable the dread weapon system, and have some cultist handle the dreadnought cards, while everyone trying to cheat to gain the upper hand. Also, I don't know why, but I would prefer a bloodcrusher over a mauler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 So like you're at the park and a Space Wolf comes by with his Fenrisian Wolf all smug and all, and the chics dig it. Then heralded by much wailing and grinding of metal, your Defiler comes crashing in and proceeds to excavate a 30 meter hole to bury the Landspeeder he'd been toting around as a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lay Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 *clank* *clank* *clank* "What's that Lacerator? Timmy fell down the well of eternity?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenith Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Come to think of it, the Maulerfiend's pose is one I've seen my cat do when it's interested in something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebris Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Fluffy, not the hand, not the HAAAND.... Well I usually would favor minor daemons as pets, a Horror or two or even a Spawn if that would be the case. Matter of fact my Chaos Lord considers the Cultists under his banner as especially interesting pets. You know, you can dress them, make them do things, afterall they worship him... and there is never shortage of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Now with pet pics! The Divider and Corpse Sorter Wailing Scuttle and Caper Rotting Embrace and Munificent The Unsated Conflagration and Necrosius The Untouchable Number and the Exceptional Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scribe Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Those are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clone Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 And the thought of them chasing the postman. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogi Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 IIRC Chaos Lords use to be able to take hounds as wargear. I thought this thread was about modelling chaos hounds and running them as a lords retinue. Presently surprised. Nice models. Im sure those helbrutes love being called fido :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Someone wanted a Heldrake pet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Cato Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 That is both the most expensive and most AWESOME heldrake I have ever seen. The dedication! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uprising Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Someone wanted a Heldrake pet? I am in love!!!! I need more pictures of this please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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